Way TOO Much Baby Oil!!!!!

[IPEEINTHESHOWER]

Hello SHOWERHEADS and NON-SHOWERHEADS A.K.A SPRINKLERS. Randy "TOO Much Baby Oil" is the point of this thread and allow me to give my infinite wisdom on why Mr. TOO Much Baby Oil should be a mid carder at best. First I hear people complain all the time about Cena's 5 moves of Doom but what about Randys 5 or 6 moves of doom as well. He does the Body Stomps, Powerslam, Uppercut, Backbreaker, and Knee Drop in every match he has If he doesn't do those particular moves he always ends up doing 5 moves per match anyway. Now on to the really good stuff. While on the Raw brand, Orton was accused of harassing fellow WWE employees Amy Weber and Rochelle Loewen. Loewen, who has called Orton "an animal," claimed that he vandalized her possessions and subjected her to harassment. Now the next thing Im going to bring up is especially for Scottland a fellow member of this site since he idolizes Mr TOO Much Baby Oil. Here it is. Randy had a tattoo on his left arm which read "USMC" for United States Marine Corps but covered it up after receiving a bad conduct discharge from the service. He was sent home after serving thirty-eight days in military prison at Camp Pendleton in California. So as you can see I bring up valid points and I didn't even address his cry baby tendency's when things don't go his way in the ring. U MAD????

I look forward to your complaints and ignorance on this topic.

infinite wisdom
"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck."

For those that have inquiring minds allow me to help you out. After graduating from Hazelwood in 1998, Orton enlisted with the United States Marine Corps. There, he was dishonorably discharged a year later, after going AWOL (Absent Without Official Leave) on two separate occasions and disobeying an order from a commanding officer. Under the Uniform Code of Military Justice, Private First Class Orton was tried and convicted under a special court-martial and was put into a military prison for thirty-eight days.

[Robstar]

Who shat in your shoes, IPITS?

My my, you learn something new everyday. I didn't know that about him, the marine corp stuff. I don't mind Randy so much, he's certainly not my favourite but he's ok. What I can't fathom is people buying into his whole "psycho" persona - I think it's very badly acted and I just can't buy it. At least with someone like Stone Cold you pretty much knew he was, in fact, a hard nosed redneck. I agree with the comparison to Cena - not just move amount; people coveniently overlook Randy's own miraculous no damage comebacks in his matches and crucify Cena for the same thing.

One thing - you notice since getting the full sleeve tattoos, WWE seems to have no interest in putting him in movies anymore?

[Mr Perfect]

I agree with everything you said. I've never been a huge Orton fan, it drives me insane that his entrance lasts longer than most of his matches. I never knew about his past with the military so that was knew to me(But its a very common thing). But obviously Vince doesn't care about the past seeing as MVP is still on the roster and he had a great past lol.

Also 80% of the WWE roster complains and cries in the ring when things dont go their way.. Undertaker is the worst, but I guess Orton has more power since he's gotten wrestlers fired(Mr Kennedy)

One thing - you notice since getting the full sleeve tattoos, WWE seems to have no interest in putting him in movies anymore?

Yeah Vince hates tattoo's look at MVP again lol.. Maybe orton has no desire to work in movies? or maybe they don't want to give him time off to film.

[Robstar]

I agree with everything you said. I've never been a huge Orton fan, it drives me insane that his entrance lasts longer than most of his matches. I never knew about his past with the military so that was knew to me(But its a very common thing). But obviously Vince doesn't care about the past seeing as MVP is still on the roster and he had a great past lol.

Also 80% of the WWE roster complains and cries in the ring when things dont go their way.. Undertaker is the worst, but I guess Orton has more power since he's gotten wrestlers fired(Mr Kennedy)



Yeah Vince hates tattoo's look at MVP again lol.. Maybe orton has no desire to work in movies? or maybe they don't want to give him time off to film.

He's a shitty actor anyway. As for MVP, I thought the WWE should have played up the "I turned my life around" angle much more.

[tantrum]

Who cares?

[Robstar]

Who cares?

Really? Why bother commenting?

[Bodom]

Really? Why bother commenting?

Why bother acknowledging it?

[chaos75]

Let's just say this:
Randy Orton- Good Wrestler, Crap Person

[SilverGhost]

Let's just say this:
Randy Orton- Good Wrestler, Crap Person

I'll drink to that -toasts and drinks cider-

[SilverGhost]

Why bother acknowledging it?

Why bother acknowledge his acknowledgment? (just playing around)