When I was younger, I had an epic beard. I met up with an old high school flame, took her out to dinner, then went back to my place for a little fun. I was going down on her and she farted in my mouth. She swore up and down it was an accident but I felt her clench before she unleashed her assly fury. Needless to say I ran her off, shaved the beard, and spent the next several hours scrubbing the stink out of my mouth.
Later on, after my embarrassment finally settled some, I was telling a group of buddies about it. One of them said "HAHA!! DUDE SHE POOTED IN YOUR FACEHAIR!!" and that was eventually shortened to the nickname Poot-Hair. When I joined this site, I at first wanted to be a megatroll so I made that my username. Glad I didn't troll lol