EPIC RAP BATTLE Thread

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 03-19-2012, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by Iron Ape

Even though WHAT! obviously spits hot fire from his keyboard, I'm going to have to go ahead and ban him anyways. My sincerest of apologies to all of his fans.

I'm taking a guess here, slang man??

**VanHooliganX** · 03-19-2012, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by WHAT!

Hey Van this is to you

You got mental problems in your brain, when you went to the doctors they said your insane.

Hey van when is the last time you called you mother, oh yeah she in the hospital having enough-er

You know what in her belly, cause she doesn't love you because your too smelly.

Not bad, but it's a shame you got banned.
Just before I was going to make you vanned

I won't make this long because you're not worth the cost,
But you're banned, and nothing of value was lost.

Also Kash's raps are the best

Kash = New champ!

**Iron Ape** · 03-19-2012, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Wade Barrett 1979

I'm taking a guess here, slang man??

**Shaz11** · 03-19-2012, 05:49 PM

Bloody hell! I'm I that thick! It's got to be Slang Man!
And Slang Man/WHAT!/DJ Slang or whatever your name is, here is my song:

NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
GOODBYE!

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 03-19-2012, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Iron Ape

Thought as much!

And loving the Storage Wars pic!

**B-MCINTYRE** · 03-19-2012, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

Not bad, but it's a shame you got banned.
Just before I was going to make you vanned

I won't make this long because you're not worth the cost,
But you're banned, and nothing of value was lost.

Also Kash's raps are the best

Kash = New champ!

Kask is going to be unbeaten forever!

**Shaz11** · 03-24-2012, 09:43 AM

Yeah I'm the Barcelona of Rap
Feels like I'm on the counter attack
You people are featherweights
While I'm Rap's biggest heavyweight
I should be rap's president
This rap will should give you evidence
I don't give a shit about the haters
Cause I'm rap's strongest saviour
I ain't behind bars, but I spit some fresh bars
Cause I'm in it from beginning to the finish, man I'm so proud to be British
I'm on the top and I'm never gonna drop
I ain't gonna stop and you can hate and call me a flop
Hands down I'm the best, there ain't no competition
Most of you'se would be saying: 'that's what he's wishing'
I'm flyer than Red Bull and they will be plenty of the sipping
I'm from London but I ain't trippin
I bet you you all go skinny dipping
You should know the fact that I'm the past, future and the present
So you all should watch your lippy mouths when you talk about a legend!