IC(addressing Ryan Wells): You know, I bet the only reason that John Cleverly thought that our discussion was mere child's play was because you were telling all of your fans those inane fairy tales of yours like you always do. I bet that's how your parents put you to bed at night every time the skinny branch outside your window would cast a creepy shadow in your dark room and mommy and daddy would have to put you at ease by reading your fairy tales so they wouldn't have to go out early the next morning in the supermarket and by a big ol' box of Tide so they could clean the sheets you pissed in from being such a scared, little bitch!!
Guess what, Wells? It's gonna happen again! You haven't seen your parents in a while, since you've been the life of frat parties in college, right? I bet they see you on TV, you know, losing to me and being a complete and utter disgrace to the Wells family name but that's besides the point. Once I'm finished slaughtering...no, martyring you at Pain for Treasure, at night, when that scary branch comes back to haunt you from the window of the hospital you'll be dormant in, you can call your mommy and daddy, if I haven't broken your arms, and have them read you a fairy tale to put you to sleep. But guess what, Wells? THE NIGHTMARE'S GONNA CONTINUE!! If you happen to recover and if you happen to muster up the courage to limp your sorry ass back to the EWNCW and get in my face again for the umpteenth time, I'll be more than happy to send you back so your third class family can gather 'round the spectacle that is Ryan Wells while you once again, lie dazed and confused in the hospital. In that state, nothing will appease your fear of reality. The reality of God's chosen agent of salvation, Ronaldo Romulus, ending.....your.....CAREER!
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