EWNCW - E Wrestling News Championship Wrestling

[Grind_Bastard]

No worries man, you'll know in future!
But the alignment of all superstars are seen in the roster section of the batcave.

Fail. I should have consulted it.

[magglis]

OOC: *The guy behind the screen who calls himself Grind Bastard is seen in a classroom, copying the same sentence again and again on the blackboard. Much like Bart in The Simpson's intro. Camera focuses on the sentence written in the board:*

 

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*Camera fades to black*

Haha class!

[Tommy Thunder]

Rage:
Best Match: I'd say the main event. Hard to chose really though!
Best promo: Seraphim/Carlin promo. I also liked the Bloodstone/Divine/Kyojin/VHX promo. Kyojin's part being the highlight closely followed by Divine and VHX
Best line of commentary: The line that TBOZ said about Shaz being 19 but acting 5! Well played by Shaz for writting that in, dissing his own character lol! a few good lines from Bodom in there as always too!

Inferno:
Best match:
Best promo: Quite a few to chose from. King's promo was good, Jameson's debut promo was a good starting point (loved Jameson in HWA), the Johnny Rose and mike Hawk promo was good too.
Best line of commentary: The line in reference to the Lawler heart attack was funny! Kudos to Grind or King for putting that in!

[AirBourne]

Wells: You want to attack me Mark? You want to cheapshot me when we are supposed to be on the same team? You want to play by these rules? Then fine! Be that way! At Bred For Combat, I won't hold back anything, I'll destroy you in the very ring that is MINE and take back the Evolution Title, which is MINE! You're a marked man Dimension, marked for death by The Freak!

[Tommy Thunder]

The card for the next Rage has been set by Rilla and I. As I said earlier, I sent 2 promo assignments out earlier, the rest of the promo assignments are going out now!

We're aiming for next Monday AT THE LATEST for this show, which means if we can get it out earlier, then it'll go out earlier. Of course, that's all down to how promptly stuff comes back in. Remember that late promos can and will affect pushes etc.
Remember that if you're part of a multi-man promo you need to move it along to the next person in good time, since the next person needs time to do his/her promo too, and the writer needs time to write the segment.

So with that in mind, let's get these promos back in on time!

[K2Jelly]

Romulus: Ha! What manner of humility has subdued that blasphemous tongue of yours, Jman?! Could it be that I, Ronaldo Romulus, have quelled that bravado of yours once and for all?!

[K2Jelly]

Rage:

Best Match: The main event. had me in the edge of my seat.
Best promo: Seraphim's promo with Carlin without a doubt. A very entertaining read.
Best line of commentary: I'll follow the crowd and say the 19 punches line. Hilarious shit.

[TheJosephBanks]

Thanks for reminding me, I need to fill that thing out.

Best match: I'd go with the main event, but since I wrote that it may be a bit biased. Out of the ones I didn't write, Shaz/Bodom
Best promo: TBoz/Shaz
Best line of commentary: 19 punches line
Any additional comments: 'Twas a pleasure writing part this show, and finally getting to do a promo using Seraphim. :3


Best match: Main Event - TT-Billy vs Kysys-Lansdale
Best promo: The Blaine Promo
Best line of commentary: Kingmaker: Relax, Bob, you'll get a heart attack, and trust me, you ain't no Jerry Lawler.
Any additional comments: It's always a pleasure reading Inferno. Them boys do good work.

[bearkg88]

So wait...have Rage assignments gone out then? Or are not all of them out?

[TheJosephBanks]

So wait...have Rage assignments gone out then? Or are not all of them out?

M

Mine have went out. Tommy's may have? I'm not sure.