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[K2Jelly]

No worries man, you deserve it!

See guys, this man right here is a perfect example of how to make it in the business. He's put in the time, he's been a constant here, he's been consistent with promos (both in quality and in time-keeping) and has always been a constant presence in this thread both OOC and IC. THAT is how to make it here.
Take notes from this man people!

Oh you!

Romulus: Have the serfs taken refuge already? Uphold your measly fortresses all you desire. Judgment is now at hand.

[Tommy Thunder]

No worries friend. I planned on doing one. Just been working the past 4 days plus got iwas latest show up last night. Youll have my thoughts tonight or tomorrow

Cool man, just keen to get just one good in depth review if possible, and those don't come much better than from the bear!

[Kingstrem]

Divine: 10 1/2...10 1/2. A mutant freakish child has 10 1/2 fingers. We are about 10 1/2 months away from thanksgiving. 10.5 is the dollar amount you will be making once you get dropped from ewncw like a sack of potatoes and have to go back to a menial job. You see streamer, divine has watched you and your mediocre title reign. Divine calls it mediocre because you havent had any real challenges. Hell, the biggest challenge you have had to date is probably lacing those boots up before each match. The fact remains, stremerson, you are no king, you are not royalty, and just because you have gold, doesnt make you a best seller. Now that, is some divine truth

Strem: Who are you? Mr. So fine? You are a joke. First off, Streamer? Open your fucking eyes, the name is STREM....STREM!!!!! and before you even came here I already blew through have of a talented roster. The men I faced are more talented than you. Just because you are a mouthy bastard on the mic doesn't mean shit. I can do that, better than you actually, but after I talk, I step into my kingdom and destroy everything. You think you are great because you defeated Bloodstone? He is great but I had my wins with Bloodstone long time ago. The next time you wanna interrupt someone, it would be wise not to do that against someone like the king

[thejman93]

Best Match: Tough one here. Can I call a three way tie between the last three matches on the card? Sure I can.

Best Promo: T. D. A. 'nuff said.

Best line of commentary: Bodom: See what I told you? Jesus, I've punched many a lawyer in the dick, but that has to hurt a billion times more!! lol.

Best Debut: Love Cage, but, yeah, Devs.

Best Piece of Booking: Romulus winning the strap.

Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: That Thunder guy won again? Sheesh.

Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Nope.

Any Other Positives: Shaz going over TBOZ, Thunder keeping the gold, Lansdale looking strong, Cage debuting, Divine getting a feud he desevres..Good stuff all around. Oh, and, thank fuck, a fed with a strong tag division.

Any Other Constructive Criticism: Nope.

Overall Show Grade: A. Show of the year to this point.

[bearkg88]

Strem: Who are you? Mr. So fine? You are a joke. First off, Streamer? Open your fucking eyes, the name is STREM....STREM!!!!! and before you even came here I already blew through have of a talented roster. The men I faced are more talented than you. Just because you are a mouthy bastard on the mic doesn't mean shit. I can do that, better than you actually, but after I talk, I step into my kingdom and destroy everything. You think you are great because you defeated Bloodstone? He is great but I had my wins with Bloodstone long time ago. The next time you wanna interrupt someone, it would be wise not to do that against someone like the king

Divine: hold on there chuckles...divine isnt a joke...divine is known to crack jokes...but divine isnt a joke. Now, Merts, divine has seen you on the mic. Its like watching a fat guy who cant see his penis. Ocassionally he hits gold and finds what he wants, but 9 times out of 10 it just sucks to be him. Divine doesnt THINK he is great because he beat Waterstone, Divine knows he is great. Again, going back to this reference of being the king. If you are the king, who is your queen? Tommy thunder? Antonyo Angelina? Hmm? You are no king, you are merely a chump who has something he doesnt deserve

[bearkg88]

Cool man, just keen to get just one good in depth review if possible, and those don't come much better than from the bear!

Haha you make it sound like my reviews are great or something haha

[Kingstrem]

Haha you make it sound like my reviews are great or something haha

OOC:Yes! lol

Divine: hold on there chuckles...divine isnt a joke...divine is known to crack jokes...but divine isnt a joke. Now, Merts, divine has seen you on the mic. Its like watching a fat guy who cant see his penis. Ocassionally he hits gold and finds what he wants, but 9 times out of 10 it just sucks to be him. Divine doesnt THINK he is great because he beat Waterstone, Divine knows he is great. Again, going back to this reference of being the king. If you are the king, who is your queen? Tommy thunder? Antonyo Angelina? Hmm? You are no king, you are merely a chump who has something he doesnt deserve

Strem: You know why I am called the king? It is not because I am royalty, I am far from it. I am a young man who grew up in a small town in PA, I was and still are a gifted athlete and I rule over everything I do. That is why I am the King. And I may not always be the hottest on this Mic, but I always deliver and I usually back my words up with my fists. So you don't like what I say? Then I am sorry. I am sorry you deny the truth, that I am the best there is here. I have everyone below me looking up at the soles of my Nike's. Again, you do not want to do this with the King Jester, you're gonna get hurt.....OH and that joke about me having a queen? That was good yes. Sadly I do not have a queen here, but if you keep running your mouth like you are I will go ahead and make you my bitch....Have a pleasant day Christopher

[Tommy Thunder]

Best Match: Tough one here. Can I call a three way tie between the last three matches on the card? Sure I can.

Best Promo: T. D. A. 'nuff said.

Best line of commentary: Bodom: See what I told you? Jesus, I've punched many a lawyer in the dick, but that has to hurt a billion times more!! lol.

Best Debut: Love Cage, but, yeah, Devs.

Best Piece of Booking: Romulus winning the strap.

Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: That Thunder guy won again? Sheesh.

Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Nope.

Any Other Positives: Shaz going over TBOZ, Thunder keeping the gold, Lansdale looking strong, Cage debuting, Divine getting a feud he desevres..Good stuff all around. Oh, and, thank fuck, a fed with a strong tag division.

Any Other Constructive Criticism: Nope.

Overall Show Grade: A. Show of the year to this point.

Regarding the first bolded: You're getting buried

Regarding the second: That means a hell of a lot. Thank you man.

Haha you make it sound like my reviews are great or something haha

Well, they make do

[magglis]

Thank you kindly.

I look forward to being the KANG 'round here

<-- Points to Avvy

xD

Congrats man i always liked your matches

[bearkg88]

OOC:Yes! lol


Strem: You know why I am called the king? It is not because I am royalty, I am far from it. I am a young man who grew up in a small town in PA, I was and still are a gifted athlete and I rule over everything I do. That is why I am the King. And I may not always be the hottest on this Mic, but I always deliver and I usually back my words up with my fists. So you don't like what I say? Then I am sorry. I am sorry you deny the truth, that I am the best there is here. I have everyone below me looking up at the soles of my Nike's. Again, you do not want to do this with the King Jester, you're gonna get hurt.....OH and that joke about me having a queen? That was good yes. Sadly I do not have a queen here, but if you keep running your mouth like you are I will go ahead and make you my bitch....Have a pleasant day Christopher

Divine: being a track star bully doesnt make you a king, chumpette. All that does is make you the star of those commercials that say "stop bullying" big accomplishment there. The only thing you deliver, is the boredom to thursday nights. Woah...wait..first you are a king, now you are a jester? Well shoot, where is your little three sided hat? Tell a joke for divine....oh wait..you talking about your title reign is the joke. Ah hahahaha. That is a good one. You say you are the best, and yet....
*divine looks around*

Divine: are you holding either of the two most important titles in ewncw? Nope. Those belong to ronaldo romulus and tommy thunder. Hmm...divine guesses that makes them the best, huh? Go ahead chumpette, throw your next best line at divine..cause divine can do this all night