A modest propsoal on how to bury VanDarius:
The new Jimmy is fighting jobbers in a losing effort. One day, Staples offers him to defeat one of the most dangerous superstars in the roster, in the match this superstar picks. Cue Grind Bastard, who offers us one of his bizarre videos to set a Hell in a Cell, Darius hands are tied behind his back match. After a shot with the barb wire baseball bat, Grind grabs Darius by the throat, orders to open the Cell, climbs to the top with one hand and the other still holding Darius by the throat. When he reaches the top of the Cell, Grind crosses to the other side, chokeslams Darius through the Spanish announce table, immediately goes for the Swanton Bomb from the top of the Cell, and the ref counts the one-two-three. Grind manages to leave on his own feet, much like Mankind got up from the stretcher after that bump, Darius leaves in a casket and he's buried.