EWNCW - E Wrestling News Championship Wrestling

[SouthernBlood]

Romulus: *sighs* Honestly, I conform to the shallow practice of your symbolism, by claiming the EWNCW World Heavyweight Championship as my own, and yet these dullards still cannot distinguish me as a force beyond their recognition and restraints? Even worse, uncouth barbarians, such as this one, MUST test my mettle, believing that their brand of inanity is something I've yet to encounter.

Ano Doom: The only thing I practice is this: Kill them all. Every night and day. Every rising sun brings a new dawn to the Slayer's Day....A unique...What do "people" like you call it ? A "Holiday"? ...Yes that's it...Slayer's Day lasts all year, every day all day...It is a never ending cycle of Smash, Slaughter, and Slay...Where I'm from we practice the three S's constantly in preparation for being sent to celebrate with others like yourself. You have one thing right though: Uncouth Barbarian. I give no damns about anyone or anything. Only violence, only bloodshed. The damnation of any and every one fuels my breath and brain. Barbaric is the way I run through all I ever see. I tear it all apart, leaving nothing but rumble and shambles behind, Agony and tears, Pain in my wake after I walk away. Just ask the guy who got both arms broken. That reminds me...Tom...Tom Thunder. I told you before I did you favor in eliminating one of your challengers...And whether you like it or not, needed it or not...I'll be looking to have that service returned one day. Just remember me and watch out.

[Grind_Bastard]

Poot-Hair: The next mange infested flea bitten sumbitch that eyeballs my beer is going to get a bullet through the eyeball like those towel heads in Iraq circa 2008

OOC: BRING IT ON BITCHES!! The Poot-Hair is bored!

Carlin: You turned into the Iron Sheik?

[Poot-Hair]

Carlin: You turned into the Iron Sheik?

Poot: Sheikybaby ain't got nothin' on ol' Pooty baby. I'll fook his wrinkled 70 year old arse and make it humble.

*gags*

I...couldn't even make it all the way through that one. Jesus, imagine the smell!

[VanHooliganX]

i miss ole Sloth and his dearly departed Blankie

:'( I loved feuding with the 7 sins.

Darren: I have a far better chance than you.

Van: That changes very soon.

[No_1eddiefan]

Van: That changes very soon.

Kyojin: Not if I have anything to do with it.

[TTC]

:'( I loved feuding with the 7 sins.



Van: That changes very soon.

Darren: Sure it will.

[VanHooliganX]

Kyojin: Not if I have anything to do with it.

Van: If you value your ability to walk you'll stay the fuck outta my way and focus on surviving that ladder match.

[SouthernBlood]

First one back! Nice work man!



Now this is interesting stuff!
Shout out to Zap too!
Great to see a lot of good IC work going on

Thanks for sure brotha....Like I said I got so wrapped up in those guys' at the end I didn't like doing that

[No_1eddiefan]

Van: If you value your ability to walk you'll stay the fuck outta my way and focus on surviving that ladder match.

Kyojin: Yeah you don't intimidate me Van. You may think you can talk the talk and walk the walk but you've said before how you're going to beat me, and not once, not twice but three times now, I've beaten you. And as for In Violence We Trust, I'll do more than survive it. I'm going in there to win it, and I'll be damned if I let anybody stop me.

[K2Jelly]

Ano Doom: The only thing I practice is this: Kill them all. Every night and day. Every rising sun brings a new dawn to the Slayer's Day....A unique...What do "people" like you call it ? A "Holiday"? ...Yes that's it...Slayer's Day lasts all year, every day all day...It is a never ending cycle of Smash, Slaughter, and Slay...Where I'm from we practice the three S's constantly in preparation for being sent to celebrate with others like yourself. You have one thing right though: Uncouth Barbarian. I give no damns about anyone or anything. Only violence, only bloodshed. The damnation of any and every one fuels my breath and brain. Barbaric is the way I run through all I ever see. I tear it all apart, leaving nothing but rumble and shambles behind, Agony and tears, Pain in my wake after I walk away. Just ask the guy who got both arms broken. That reminds me...Tom...Tom Thunder. I told you before I did you favor in eliminating one of your challengers...And whether you like it or not, needed it or not...I'll be looking to have that service returned one day. Just remember me and watch out.

Romulus: Sure, sure. I will be sure to beware of your "formidable" strength, oh cybernetic crusader. In the mean time, look over yonder. *points to the squabbling between Darren Bull, Van Hooligan X and Kyojin*. Those are your kind. Attempt to stimulate awe from peons of your own breed instead of those who surpass you such as myself. Now depart from me, guileless spawn of all uncleanliness.