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[K2Jelly]

Divine: Wait wait wait....hold on....

*divine gets out his douchebag to english translation book. He flips some pages, as he looks up at Romulus.*

Divine: Oh ya!? Well...well...your mom!

Romulus: The absence of consequential retort. Why does that not surprise me? Though I must accost your elementary discernment of the art of reading, a skill which I assumed alluded your uncultivated kind.

[Tommy Thunder]

Divine:we got one champ talking about his love of wood, the other of how he loves giving wood, a champ who thinks he is a scholar, a #1 contender who could be a part of the alphabet, and a guy who thinks he is satans best friend. What the hell is up with ewncw?

Thunder: Love of wood? Where did you get that Christopher? I like to put people through tables of the wooden variety, but I think that's as far as it goes.
Now let's see what you love... you love you, you, and oh yes, you. Lord knows what you get up to in your spare time.

[bearkg88]

Hawk: You forgot the guy who took a bad fall to the head and thinks he's the Rock now. Still waiting for you to do a concert thought.

Divine: Do you want Divine to sing? Hell, Divine can rap for you. Here...ready...drop a beat.

You run your mouth thought.
Your bad attitude is going to get you caught

You think you are a bird of prey
Divine just thinks you are pretty gay.

Wells: Wow...just wow. I am damaged from that last verbal blow. You know what would be "Divine" right now? You leaving. Please, your comebacks are worse then as Hawk put it...the Rock. Now shush up and leave.

Divine: Oh...look...a pun on Divine's name.

*Divine starts clapping*

Romulus: The absence of consequential retort. Why does that not surprise me? Though I must accost your elementary discernment of the art of reading, a skill which I assumed alluded your uncultivated kind.

Divine: Hey....screw you. Divine can read. Here look.

*Divine pulls out a piece of paper, writing something. He turns it, pointing it to Ronaldo*

Divine: See, this says "Suck it Ronald McDonald"...that's you.

Thunder: Love of wood? Where did you get that Christopher? I like to put people through tables of the wooden variety, but I think that's as far as it goes.
Now let's see what you love... you love you, you, and oh yes, you. Lord knows what you get up to in your spare time.

Divine: Hey...whatever you want to do is up to you. Divine isn't judging you for your life style. Divine loves women, soda, chips, tv, hell...Divine loves a lot of things. You know what divine doesn't love? Listening to a guy who thinks he is gods gift to wrestling

[K2Jelly]

Divine: Hey....screw you. Divine can read. Here look.

*Divine pulls out a piece of paper, writing something. He turns it, pointing it to Ronaldo*

Divine: See, this says "Suck it Ronald McDonald"...that's you.

Romulus: Ah yes. The advocate of debilitated nourishment himself. Are you in good company with Grimace as well? It wouldn't surprise me to see you in leagues with such a band of nefarious nitwits.

[bearkg88]

Romulus: Ah yes. The advocate of debilitated nourishment himself. Are you in good company with Grimace as well? It wouldn't surprise me to see you in leagues with such a band of nefarious nitwits.

Divine: No....*Divine smacks head*....we all know you, Grimace, the Hamburglar, and whoever the hell else is there, are all buddies,, and mortal enemies to the King...and Divine isn't talking about that jack off, King Strem.

[AirBourne]

Divine: Oh...look...a pun on Divine's name.

*Divine starts clapping*

Wells: You really are getting worse at trying to save face. Just stop, please, just stop.

[SouthernBlood]

Divine:we got one champ talking about his love of wood, the other of how he loves giving wood, a champ who thinks he is a scholar, a #1 contender who could be a part of the alphabet, and a guy who thinks he is satans best friend. What the hell is up with ewncw?

Ano Doom or Carlin? The only real other one that could fit here with the whole getting rid of biblical types.

[AirBourne]

Ano Doom or Carlin? The only real other one that could fit here with the whole getting rid of biblical types.

I think he meant you. lol

[SouthernBlood]

I think he meant you. lol

I thought so too, but I just wanted to make sure lol

[AirBourne]

I thought so too, but I just wanted to make sure lol

No one loves Satan more then Ano Doom. *SEALED FOR TRUTH*