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**Tommy Thunder** · 03-07-2011, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by THEKEVINBRAND

This Sunday, March 13, we got head to head, as EWNCW goes on PPV and JBW holds a special in front of the local wal-mart in front of 5 rabid 'rasslin' fans. This Sunday will not only be No Guts No Glory, but it will also be the beginning of a new chapter, a new era, the beginning of the end for JBW. You see, the production of my DVD "The Fall of JBW" that will be released by my production company Matthews Entertainment, Inc. is nearing its completion, and our aim date for its release is by December 2011, why will it take so long you may ask? Well since they air their show on extreme static television, it would take months and months just to edit those matches and make it into clear HD. It's too bad that nobody from JBW decided to participate in the 10 minute documentary, so instead the guys who will responsible for your fall, have agreed to sit down and give me their thoughts on the company that barely was. If so many agree, i'll release the extended version that would last a whole 20 minutes excluding the piss poor matches that come with the extras.

The time is drawing near and I am counting down the minutes until you file bankruptcy and my DVD can continue production hahahahahahahahaha!

I, The Storm, cannot WAIT for this DVD, which by the way will be available for purchase at a reasonable price on EWNCWshop.com!!

Allow me, Tommy Thunder, the EWNCW Forum champion to be the first to announce my participation in the making of this DVD!! I will be giving detailed, expert insight on how the company they call JBW fell to the ground!! I will be giving a first hand account on how I played my part in the demolition of the company!! And how many many talents that shunned EWNCW for "the green pastures of JBW" came crawling back crying and begging Irken Invader to take them in!!
HA!! I can't wait to start on this!! I can't WAIT to document the FAAAAAALL......OF JBW!!............... J. B. W.

**THEKEVINBRAND** · 03-07-2011, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder

I, The Storm, cannot WAIT for this DVD, which by the way will be available for purchase at a reasonable price on EWNCWshop.com!!

Allow me, Tommy Thunder, the EWNCW Forum champion to be the first to announce my participation in the making of this DVD!! I will be giving detailed, expert insight on how the company they call JBW fell to the ground!! I will be giving a first hand account on how I played my part in the demolition of the company!! And how many many talents that shunned EWNCW for "the green pastures of JBW" came crawling back crying and begging Irken Invader to take them in!!
HA!! I can't wait to start on this!! I can't WAIT to document the FAAAAAALL......OF JBW!!............... J. B. W.

My representitives will be calling you ASAP

**Rich Cranium** · 03-07-2011, 05:48 PM

When this cross promotion competition starts, we should do a EWNCW champ vs JBW champ and etc. Also WWTNA vs TJHawkes would be epic!

**THEKEVINBRAND** · 03-07-2011, 05:49 PM

As i was strolling along on my Saturday night walk, I just so happened to snap a pic of JBW's Mayhem in full action!

Originally Posted by Rich Cranium

When this cross promotion competition starts, we should do a EWNCW champ vs JBW champ and etc. Also WWTNA vs TJHawkes would be epic!

i think its too early for that, i rather have a war rather than cross-promotions

**Rich Cranium** · 03-07-2011, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by THEKEVINBRAND

i think its too early for that, i rather have a war rather than cross-promotions

But they have rappers! You can be our token rapper, ok?

**THEKEVINBRAND** · 03-07-2011, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by Rich Cranium

When this cross promotion competition starts, we should do a EWNCW champ vs JBW champ and etc. Also WWTNA vs TJHawkes would be epic!

Originally Posted by Rich Cranium

But they have rappers! You can be our token rapper, ok?

im far from liking rap and i dont wanna associate myself with retards attempting poetry

**IPEEINTHESHOWER** · 03-07-2011, 06:16 PM

After talking to my counsel I have this to say. EWNCW has the exclusive rights to use IPEEINTHESHOWER's likeness. Therefore the barnyard company that is JBW is right now guilty of using IPEEINTHESHOWER in there Wal-mart parking lot organization and in fact is guilty of copyright infringement. Stop immediately or more legal action will follow.

on a side note----thats what you get when IPEEINTHESHOWER loses a match beeeeeeeeeeoooooooooocccccch

EWNCW 4 LIFE mutha fooka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Tommy Thunder** · 03-07-2011, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by IPEEINTHESHOWER

After talking to my counsel I have this to say. EWNCW has the exclusive rights to use IPEEINTHESHOWER's likeness. Therefore the barnyard company that is JBW is right now guilty of using IPEEINTHESHOWER in there Wal-mart parking lot organization and in fact is guilty of copyright infringement. Stop immediately or more legal action will follow.

on a side note----thats what you get when IPEEINTHESHOWER loses a match beeeeeeeeeeoooooooooocccccch

EWNCW 4 LIFE mutha fooka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan Clark, if you're out there, THIS is BREAKING NEWS!!

**THEKEVINBRAND** · 03-07-2011, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by IPEEINTHESHOWER

After talking to my counsel I have this to say. EWNCW has the exclusive rights to use IPEEINTHESHOWER's likeness. Therefore the barnyard company that is JBW is right now guilty of using IPEEINTHESHOWER in there Wal-mart parking lot organization and in fact is guilty of copyright infringement. Stop immediately or more legal action will follow.

on a side note----thats what you get when IPEEINTHESHOWER loses a match beeeeeeeeeeoooooooooocccccch

EWNCW 4 LIFE mutha fooka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome home IPITS

thanks for using my redneck references i will let you use them anytime oh great IPITS

suck on that WWTNA Mark and JBW

Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder

Ryan Clark, if you're out there, THIS is BREAKING NEWS!!

hells yes

**Tommy Thunder** · 03-07-2011, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by IPEEINTHESHOWER

After talking to my counsel I have this to say. EWNCW has the exclusive rights to use IPEEINTHESHOWER's likeness. Therefore the barnyard company that is JBW is right now guilty of using IPEEINTHESHOWER in there Wal-mart parking lot organization and in fact is guilty of copyright infringement. Stop immediately or more legal action will follow.

on a side note----thats what you get when IPEEINTHESHOWER loses a match beeeeeeeeeeoooooooooocccccch

EWNCW 4 LIFE mutha fooka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I must also extend my welcome to the man of infinite wisdom!! Welcome, to the best E-Fed on the net!! EWNCW!!