EWNCW - E Wrestling News Championship Wrestling

[K-Jammin]

IC: Romulus wasn't able to get his usual brazilian wax due to time constraints with the EWNCW schedule so... it's a bit of a situation for him.

IC: Well that sucks, now I need to find a new wing man.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUPER FUN INTERESTING SECRET FACT FOR THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm the World Heavyweight Champion.

[Kingstrem]

IC: Hahahaha, this IC'ing back and forth, cute. Real cute...
Now let me stand here and say this one thing to all of you? The talking about drugs, women, bitching about losing titles and winning titles. None of that shit matters to me. Your bitching and stupidity is what makes the King better than every single one of you low life peasants. You see, I am the best here. Sure, you may hate me, hell you may love me. Either way, I am wrestling's stepfather, you may hate me, but you will respect me. So being put on fore warning for everyone. I have one...just one title, I will soon, very soon, have two...then three...then four...and I will keep going until there is no titles left, then I will just take your lives. All Hail the King

[Grind_Bastard]

IC: Hahahaha, this IC'ing back and forth, cute. Real cute...
Now let me stand here and say this one thing to all of you? The talking about drugs, women, bitching about losing titles and winning titles. None of that shit matters to me. Your bitching and stupidity is what makes the King better than every single one of you low life peasants. You see, I am the best here. Sure, you may hate me, hell you may love me. Either way, I am wrestling's stepfather, you may hate me, but you will respect me. So being put on fore warning for everyone. I have one...just one title, I will soon, very soon, have two...then three...then four...and I will keep going until there is no titles left, then I will just take your lives. All Hail the King

IC as Carlin: So, you wanna win the EWNCW Blacklist belts single-handedly? Come on, you can't be serious.

[Kingstrem]

IC as Carlin: So, you wanna win the EWNCW Blacklist belts single-handedly? Come on, you can't be serious.

IC: Haha you must not know my true athletic ability, silly Carlin, go play with your big dumb loaf

[Grind_Bastard]

IC: Haha you must not know my true athletic ability, silly Carlin, go play with your big dumb loaf

IC as Carlin: I do not doubt your ability, but I think it won't be enough to defeat the best tag team in the industry right now.

[K-Jammin]

IC: Hahahaha, this IC'ing back and forth, cute. Real cute...
Now let me stand here and say this one thing to all of you? The talking about drugs, women, bitching about losing titles and winning titles. None of that shit matters to me. Your bitching and stupidity is what makes the King better than every single one of you low life peasants. You see, I am the best here. Sure, you may hate me, hell you may love me. Either way, I am wrestling's stepfather, you may hate me, but you will respect me. So being put on fore warning for everyone. I have one...just one title, I will soon, very soon, have two...then three...then four...and I will keep going until there is no titles left, then I will just take your lives. All Hail the King

IC: I just want to say, you are my 8th favourite King of all time! I'm your biggest fan, ever since I was growing up I wanted to be like you. I remember when I was 7 years old I would play with your action figure and wear your T-Shirt everywhere!

[Kingstrem]

IC: I just want to say, you are my 8th favourite King of all time! I'm your biggest fan, ever since I was growing up I wanted to be like you. I remember when I was 7 years old I would play with your action figure and wear your T-Shirt everywhere!

Woahhhhh man I tell you, if you were as good a wrestler as you were a comedian you would be as great as I am, hey cocky, how about you serious up for a second and see if you got the balls big enough to put that belt of yours on the line against me. You think you are man enough K-jokin?

[K-Jammin]

Woahhhhh man I tell you, if you were as good a wrestler as you were a comedian you would be as great as I am, hey cocky, how about you serious up for a second and see if you got the balls big enough to put that belt of yours on the line against me. You think you are man enough K-jokin?

IC: Me? Joking? Why of course not man! I just got confused, there are just so many Kings out there. But I guess if you have a fucking boring personality like yourself, then you may aswell stick a King gimmick on yourself right? Because It's such an original thing to do, you know? I think there has only been about 40 Kings in wrestling. Real inventive, twat.

I have no problems getting in the ring with you and slapping the royal shit out of you, but you really think I would put my title up against you? HAHAHA! You are even more fucking gormless than you look.

[K-Jammin]

IC: COME BACK KING! I really need to go to sleep but I'm not tired, so I was wondering if you could quickly cut one of your promos so it will help me nod off.

[CGBigMan]

IC: COME BACK KING! I really need to go to sleep but I'm not tired, so I was wondering if you could quickly cut one of your promos so it will help me nod off.

IC dont worry im here