EWNCW - E Wrestling News Championship Wrestling

[Tommy Thunder]

Cut me some slack, man. I was away at a five day church retreat and couldn't bring any electronics with me.

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

 

Though that retreat did actually slow me donw, I'm actually working on my part of the Rage promo. Has Rilla been here since I've been gone or does he remain inactive?

That's ok man, I didn't know!

Consider him inactive, so once you're done, send straight to me.

[S.E. Zero]

Brutality is up, hope you enjoy. Feedback is always welcomed and appreciated. Thanks to eboy and no_1eddiefan for helping me this week. I could not not have done without you guys. I mean that a lot.

[Krysys]

Great show Zero! I have never looked forward to a match more than this Gates of Hell!

[S.E. Zero]

Great show Zero! I have never looked forward to a match more than this Gates of Hell!

It will be a match to remember. Thanks bro, here's to us winning at Rise from the Ashes; The Shadows of Madness, FTW!!!

[bearkg88]

IC: You all can talk about winning, and being the victor, but when it comes to the end, only one person will be left standing man...the question is...will you follow him like oh so many others have...or will you burn in the fire? ha ha ha

[HolyJose2391]

Great Brutality seeing both teams lose due to interference was a nice added twist.

IC: Hey Carlin. Enjoy your last days as champions

[Poot-Hair]

*Walks into EWNCW, sees no one stirring and crickets chirping. Poot-Hair looks around and sees a duffle bag in the corner*

Poot-Hair:Hmmmm....is that Jose's wrestling bag?? Hehe....

*Poot-Hair walks over to the duffle bag, opens it, sits down in in it, and begins taking a dump*




Ahhhhhh......that'll teach that little bastard the next time he wrestles a match.

[Grind_Bastard]

Great Brutality seeing both teams lose due to interference was a nice added twist.

IC: Hey Carlin. Enjoy your last days as champions

Too fucked up to IC now, lol.

Great Brutality, as always, fellas.

[No_1eddiefan]

Brutality is up, hope you enjoy. Feedback is always welcomed and appreciated. Thanks to eboy and no_1eddiefan for helping me this week. I could not not have done without you guys. I mean that a lot.

Bro- no worries Great show- and I can't wait for the Gates of Hell match!

[HolyJose2391]

*Walks into EWNCW, sees no one stirring and crickets chirping. Poot-Hair looks around and sees a duffle bag in the corner*

Poot-Hair:Hmmmm....is that Jose's wrestling bag?? Hehe....

*Poot-Hair walks over to the duffle bag, opens it, sits down in in it, and begins taking a dump*




Ahhhhhh......that'll teach that little bastard the next time he wrestles a match.

Poot here is a story you'll enjoy. In my junior hear of high school I joined the wrestling team. We went to a scrimmage at another school. Placed 4th dammit so close to a medal anyways. We are changing in the locker rooms when one of my team mates looks in his bag and sees someone ad taken a shit in it. They just dropped a poop in there. We bust out laughing he gets two pencils and his underwear to throw it out but the smell stayed in there forever. Poor kid idk who did it but man we always picked on the kid. But this it was way to hilarious to happen to him. Good times.

Ic: *Walks over to my bag and opens it up* WHAT THE FUCK! God dammit. *pulls out a lighter and sets bag on fire* I'm gonna find whoever took a shit in there and kick his ass