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[SouthernBlood]

IC: Shut up.

Ano Doom:And you,What happiness it would bring if I could end up taking away your prized possession...Your World Heavyweight Championship...It would absolutely crush you to lose that belt...It would dash your hopes and dreams of staying on the top...It would maybe even send you spiraling downwards....All the pain and suffering we can possibly cause is what I have been sent for...And an opportunity like that would be outstanding...If I bring the belt back to the Order Of Cruciartus...We will hold the greatest accomplishment tightly...And the EWNCW World title is something you do not want us to get our hands on,trust me.

[No_1eddiefan]

Ano Doom:And you,What happiness it would bring if I could end up taking away your prized possession...Your World Heavyweight Championship...It would absolutely crush you to lose that belt...It would dash your hopes and dreams of staying on the top...It would maybe even send you spiraling downwards....All the pain and suffering we can possibly cause is what I have been sent for...And an opportunity like that would be outstanding...If I bring the belt back to the Order Of Cruciartus...We will hold the greatest accomplishment tightly...And the EWNCW World title is something you do not want us to get our hands on,trust me.

Kyojin: It's okay, if you want to be the EWNCW World Champion, you have to have talent...something you do not.

[Poot-Hair]

Kayden James: EWNCW. Your time is close....

[SouthernBlood]

Kyojin: It's okay, if you want to be the EWNCW World Champion, you have to have talent...something you do not.

Ano Doom:You know you're nothing but insults and arrogance,I'll be waiting to show you what kind of talent I was blessed with ...We're in the same class you know...No more mouth running and not backing it up...You're just foolish enough to get in my way...I'll see you eventually.

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IC as Mark Dimension: if I Can Be in The Presence of ANO doom I will backslap him instantly and have him glide acrosse the Earths Service From Here to The Next Threads * Laughs* ...Yes, True Beast of Ewncw ..I AM.

[Poot-Hair]

IC as Mark Dimension: if I Can Be in The Presence of ANO doom I will backslap him instantly and have him glide acrosse the Earths Service From Here to The Next Threads * Laughs* ...Yes, True Beast of Ewncw ..I AM.

Poot-Hair: Beast?? Look dude, a beast doesn't wear diapers. Oh my God...DUDE!! You need to go "weed your garden" because your man fuzz is hanging out the bottom....

[eboy]

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Good Evening folks, EWNCW anchorman Dick Thompson here!
Here are the complete War Games classes:

Main event class:

Krystian Krysys
The Beard of Zeus
Gillz
Kayden James
Jman
Seraphim
Daymian Bloodstone
Billy McCoy

Mid card class:

Mark Dimension
Seth Ferrell
Ronaldo Romulus
The Prophecy
Nightmare
Istvan Gretzky
Rob Rage
Arthur Lansdale
Raiden Blaine

Ignition class:
The Blue Flash
Arius
Hanz Gruber
Bam Virus
Rain
Kiyojin
Reiko
Vanhooligan X
Mike Hawk
Mike Muir
DJ Williams
KJ Punk
Mikkel Gunner-Freyr
Bill Richards
Ano Doom

We'd also like to remind you of some news we exclusively broke earlier in the week. The word is the that official theme song for the War Games has been decided upon and it is, "Devour" by Shinedown.



Also we can reveal the location for the first EWNCW War Games SuperShow, it's coming to...

NEW YORK CITY and the world famous MADISON SQUARE GARDEN arena.



Now the news you've all been waiting for we are just recieving the information from EWNCW management and we can reveal three of the many, many matches we will see tomorrow night on EWNCW: War Games supershow I. Remember the match stipulations are yet to be decided.

Main Event class:
TheBeardOfZeus vs Seraphim

Two of Rage's biggest stars clash once more, but with Seraphim coming off a loss and TBOZ appearing to no longer be "The Machiavellian" who is going to get the upper hand and some points in this high profile match.

Mid Card Class
"The Great Pharaoh" Seth Farrell vs Raiden Blaine

The clash of witts against brawn, the impressive beast Raiden Blaine recently knocked off Mark Dimensions, but can he beat his way to 3 points, past the devious and dangerous Seth Farrell.

Ignition Class
Ano Doom vs Mike Hawk
Ano Doom will make his official EWNCW return after much talk, he is going to meet tough opposition in Mike Hawk who no doubt will be gunning for a win after a recent loss to Andy Cannon, and a Tag Team loss alongside Arthur Lansdale at the hands of Rob Rage and Andy Cannon.

Well there you go people, more information as we get, the stipulations are expected to be announced tomorrow during the day, so just remember folks, stay tuned and when Dick Thompson says it, IT's THE TRUTH!!!!!


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Dick Thompson: You're lead anchor Dick Thompson here, bringing you that exclusive news we broke earlier in the week.
We can finally reveal some of the stipulations that will feature on the War Games wheel, during the first War Games show later today.

SINGLES MATCH
ARM WRESTLING MATCH
NO COUNT OUT Match
STEEL CAGE MATCH

we will have the other four stipulations as the day progresses.

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Poot-Hair: Beast?? Look dude, a beast doesn't wear diapers. Oh my God...DUDE!! You need to go "weed your garden" because your man fuzz is hanging out the bottom....

IC as MD: Pooty , Why Would you want to make me Angry..Don't you know what I'm capable of.. Don't make me break you into 4 and shreds you into true poot hairs.

Kid, I don't laugh at comedy..I just stop the noise!

[Poot-Hair]

IC as MD: Pooty , Why Would you want to make me Angry..Don't you know what I'm capable of.. Don't make me break you into 4 and shreds you into true poot hairs.

Kid, I don't laugh at comedy..I just stop the noise!

Poot: Dude...I'm not joking. You have some serious dirt in your "undercarriage" right now. It looks like a lunch lady's hairnet after a hard day of serving lunches......all sweaty and shit.

If a man threatens to whip my ass he better be ready to try it. I don't play no wrestling with those "pulled punches" an' shit. Marine trained, Headshot from 40 yards with a 9mm. One shot, one kill Ooorah.

OOC: I really can shoot a grapefruit from 40 yards with a 9mm. Found that out in Iraq lol

[No_1eddiefan]

Ano Doom:You know you're nothing but insults and arrogance,I'll be waiting to show you what kind of talent I was blessed with ...We're in the same class you know...No more mouth running and not backing it up...You're just foolish enough to get in my way...I'll see you eventually.

Kyojin: 'talent you were blessed with'. Trust me I saw what 'talent' you were blessed with. I was picking up the pieces of Redemption for months. But let me remind me who I am, I've been in efedding for a simple four months and I'm on the very cusp of becoming a world champion. After four months, where were you? Oh yes, in exactly the same position you were four months before. As for us being in the same class, we may be in War Games but in terms of talent, you're not even in my league.