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[VanHooliganX]

Bull: Oh now you wanna make jokes. Fine by me. Let's see how many jokes you get out of your ass when I beat you and the others to become the Ignition Champion at IVWT.

Van: Don't need to make jokes really. I'm looking at the biggest 1 in EWNCW right now.

...That's you by the way Darren. Sorry, your vacant expression just kind of made me think that was beyond your understanding.

[TTC]

Van: Don't need to make jokes really. I'm looking at the biggest 1 in EWNCW right now.

...That's you by the way Darren. Sorry, your vacant expression just kind of made me think that was beyond your understanding.

Darren: Call me a joke right now or later on, but know that I will walk away as the Ignition Champ. SO, lay all the jokes you got on me cause at the end of the day you will be what you fear.... a loser​.

[VanHooliganX]

Darren: Call me a joke right now or later on, but know that I will walk away as the Ignition Champ. SO, lay all the jokes you got on me cause at the end of the day you will be what you fear.... a loser​.

Van: I don't care how many times you said that to yourself to convince yourself of that bullshit but no-one else is falling for it. Also, the only thing I fear is my ear drums bursting from listening to you for so long...

[TTC]

Van: I don't care how many times you said that to yourself to convince yourself of that bullshit but no-one else is falling for it. Also, the only thing I fear is my ear drums bursting from listening to you for so long...

Darren: You know. I actually really like you, so here I bought this for you. *Gives a wrapped box to VHX.* Open it. *VHX opens the box and outcomes a replica Ignition Title.* Now you can feel like a champion.

[VanHooliganX]

Darren: You know. I actually really like you, so here I bought this for you. *Gives a wrapped box to VHX.* Open it. *VHX opens the box and outcomes a replica Ignition Title.* Now you can feel like a champion.

Van: *drops it on the floor* Sorry, I don't need a replica to 'feel' like a champion. I've been 1 many times. I'm guessing this' something you do on a regular basis though or you're just not very smart. So pick your poison. Are you sad or stupid?

[TTC]

Van: *drops it on the floor* Sorry, I don't need a replica to 'feel' like a champion. I've been 1 many times. I'm guessing this' something you do on a regular basis though or you're just not very smart. So pick your poison. Are you sad or stupid?

Darren: *Looks at the replica title.* I guess you're the stupid one cause that is the closest you'll get to holding the Ignition Title. And I'm sad. I'm very deeply sad cause you keep on being an idiot.

[No_1eddiefan]

Darren: *Looks at the replica title.* I guess you're the stupid one cause that is the closest you'll get to holding the Ignition Title. And I'm sad. I'm very deeply sad cause you keep on being an idiot.

Van: *drops it on the floor* Sorry, I don't need a replica to 'feel' like a champion. I've been 1 many times. I'm guessing this' something you do on a regular basis though or you're just not very smart. So pick your poison. Are you sad or stupid?

Kyojin: Look guys, I mean this with all the respect you both deserve- so practically none. Neither of you are getting that Ignition Championship. That title's gonna be mine.

[VanHooliganX]

Darren: *Looks at the replica title.* I guess you're the stupid one cause that is the closest you'll get to holding the Ignition Title. And I'm sad. I'm very deeply sad cause you keep on being an idiot.

Van: Ever heard that saying of 1 finger pointing forward and the other 3 pointing back? Yeah, pretty much this...

Kyojin: Look guys, I mean this with all the respect you both deserve- so practically none. Neither of you are getting that Ignition Championship. That title's gonna be mine.

Van: Implying I want respect. Especially off of you.

[TTC]

Kyojin: Look guys, I mean this with all the respect you both deserve- so practically none. Neither of you are getting that Ignition Championship. That title's gonna be mine.

Darren: Kyojin, hon there oky. Cause you're not winning anything will I'm here. I might be the new kid, but I sure ain't afraid of beating the shit out of anyone. So, you better know that the Ignition Title is coming around my waist.

Van: Ever heard that saying of 1 finger pointing forward and the other 3 pointing back? Yeah, pretty much this...



Van: Implying I want respect. Especially off of you.

Darren: And you keep on falling down the ladder. You have to make some first grade jokes that way you'll get any attention. While, I get all the attention for being a beast in the ring.

[VanHooliganX]

Darren: Kyojin, hon there oky. Cause you're not winning anything will I'm here. I might be the new kid, but I sure ain't afraid of beating the shit out of anyone. So, you better know that the Ignition Title is coming around my waist.


Darren: And you keep on falling down the ladder. You have to make some first grade jokes that way you'll get any attention. While, I get all the attention for being a beast in the ring.

Van: Hardly. I moved divisions in IWA and I've only just been used in the other 2. You can't even use facts either. If you honestly think that those 'jokes' aren't just facts then jesus fuck you're in for a rough few weeks regardless of who you face.