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**Torphy** · 03-15-2013, 11:49 AM

Dave Lansdale: I 'ope these bloody yanks an' the like are ready for the new an' improved Arty Lansdale. Migh' even move the ol' dental practice stateside, business'll be boomin'.

'Ow do we use this twitter thing again?

Arthur Lansdale: You use a hash tag, followed by the point you're trying to get across or the article you're referring to.

Dave Lansdale: The fuck's a hash tag?

Arthur Lansdale: #Kneestofaces. That's what you were referring to, right?

**zapphoman** · 03-15-2013, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Romulus: All men must learn to emulate the sovereign perfection set forth by our Divine Creator. If no man wishes to genuflect before God, let him first practice this resignation before the feet of Ronaldo Romulus.

Jameson: ...what?

**K2Jelly** · 03-15-2013, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by zapphoman

Jameson: ...what?

Romulus: The language of servitude is one that alludes the minds of rebellious serfs such as yourself. I have no qualms that you have yet to embrace the will of God for you and your loved ones would fathom the anointed deity that stands before you. *raises World Heavyweight Championship over his head with one hand*

**zapphoman** · 03-15-2013, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Romulus: The language of servitude is one that alludes the minds of rebellious serfs such as yourself. I have no qualms that you have yet to embrace the will of God for you and your loved ones would fathom the anointed deity that stands before you. *raises World Heavyweight Championship over his head with one hand*

Jameson: Are you calling my mom fat because that I just can't tolerate. Just joking. So you're a servant to God but also a God yourself? Interesting. Did you come to us humble beings from heaven?

**K2Jelly** · 03-15-2013, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by zapphoman

Jameson: Are you calling my mom fat because that I just can't tolerate. Just joking. So you're a servant to God but also a God yourself? Interesting. Did you come to us humble beings from heaven?

Romulus: Among you peons, yes. I am best approximated as an effigy to God rather than God Himself served as the example to which all mankind must gaze upon and eulogize. So yes, the humbling of the serfs is what I hope to acquire. Care to lead by example?

**zapphoman** · 03-15-2013, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Romulus: Among you peons, yes. I am best approximated as an effigy to God rather than God Himself served as the example to which all mankind must gaze upon and eulogize. So yes, the humbling of the serfs is what I hope to acquire. Care to lead by example?

Jameson: Oh..Well since God made us all in his image, that means you're just human like the rest of us. But you like to be more than that. You want to consider yourself as the peak of human potential. Which is good and if you have to create this mindset that you have to do it , more power to you. But I already lead by example. I have already reached the potential of the body...now I just have to work othe mind which I will probably do til the day I die.

**K2Jelly** · 03-15-2013, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by zapphoman

Jameson: Oh..Well since God made us all in his image, that means you're just human like the rest of us. But you like to be more than that. You want to consider yourself as the peak of human potential. Which is good and if you have to create this mindset that you have to do it , more power to you. But I already lead by example. I have already reached the potential of the body...now I just have to work othe mind which I will probably do til the day I die.

Romulus: Hm. Interesting. I detect no belligerence from you for my doctrine nor admission for your faults. Very well. I can discern an open mind. Though you still wish to cling to other earthly comforts, such as shallow elation through meditation, you don't necessarily condemn me either. In this position, I cannot castigate you for upright resistance nor praise you for a change of heart. Perhaps you need to ponder on this revelation further before a final cast of judgment can be made for your sake. I will leave you now to do so so that I may continue to obliterate the stubborn pride of the more...haughty minds of the EWNCW for you have inspired me to do so. Good day. *Ronaldo turns around to leave Jameson be.*

OOC: Nice IC'ing, BTW.

**zapphoman** · 03-15-2013, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Romulus: Hm. Interesting. I detect no belligerence from you for my doctrine nor admission for your faults. Very well. I can discern an open mind. Though you still wish to cling to other earthly comforts, such as shallow elation through meditation, you don't necessarily condemn me either. In this position, I cannot castigate you for upright resistance nor praise you for a change of heart. Perhaps you need to ponder on this revelation further before a final cast of judgment can be made for your sake. I will leave you now to do so so that I may continue to obliterate the stubborn pride of the more...haughty minds of the EWNCW for you have inspired me to do so. Good day. *Ronaldo turns around to leave Jameson be.*

OOC: Nice IC'ing, BTW.

Jameson: Thank you for the compliment and good day to you too sir.

OOC: Nice on your end as well. We should do it again sometime.

**SouthernBlood** · 03-15-2013, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Romulus: Hm. Interesting. I detect no belligerence from you for my doctrine nor admission for your faults. Very well. I can discern an open mind. Though you still wish to cling to other earthly comforts, such as shallow elation through meditation, you don't necessarily condemn me either. In this position, I cannot castigate you for upright resistance nor praise you for a change of heart. Perhaps you need to ponder on this revelation further before a final cast of judgment can be made for your sake. I will leave you now to do so so that I may continue to obliterate the stubborn pride of the more...haughty minds of the EWNCW for you have inspired me to do so. Good day. *Ronaldo turns around to leave Jameson be.*

OOC: Nice IC'ing, BTW.

Ano Doom: Where is he? I'm gonna take him out of EWNCW...Where is he? Just...Tell me...Where is he?

OOC:Now this has some promise to it...