JR: Here comes our guest host Trish Stratus
King: Oh I wonder what she has to say with these three men in the ring.
Trish's music plays and the crowd goes wild. Trish Stratus comes out doing her signature pointing at the crowd and walks into the ring. The crowd continues cheering and Lillian Garcia hands her a microphone.
Trish: Hellooo Toronto!
The fans cheer loudly as the name of their hometown is mentioned.
Trish: Wait a minute, wait a minute,hold on. I think we can do better than that.
The crowd cheers loudly again.
Trish: After all this isn't just any city, this is Toronto, Canada, my home town, your home town and the birthplace of Stratusfaction.
The crowd goes wild.
Trish: So how about we try this one more time? Helloooo Toronto!
The crowd goes absolutely crazy this time giving Trish the biggest pop of the night in her hometown.
Trish nods and smiles: Yea! That's what I'm talking about. You know I'm so excited to be back in a WWE ring.When I found out that RAW was going to be in Toronto, a few months ago, I knew I had to come by and see my old friends and maybe get to meet some new ones.
The crowd cheers once more.
Trish: So when I got that call from Vince McMahon asking me if I'd be interested in being the guest host of RAW tonight I gave him a HELL YEA!!!
The crowd cheers loudly and chants hell yea.
Trish: Cause I've been around this rodeo a few times and I think I know how this goes. In fact I think I'm a pretty good host if I do say so myself.
The crowd cheers in agreement. Trish looks happy.
Trish: I think the show has been pretty good so far and I have a killer main event planned for you guys. Do you want to know what it is?
The fans go wild again.
Trish: Well since CM Punk and Lex Luger both claim they should be number one contender, in our main event tonight, CM Punk will take on Lex Luger in a Number One Contender's match for the WWE Championship. But thats not all... see Chris Jericho you don't have an opponent, but I have arranged you to face John Cena, and that match will kick off the show, so go back and get ready! Now everyone out of my ring!
*The three men leave as we go to commercial. When we come back Trish is still standing in the ring with a mic.*
Trish Stratus: I'm so glad to be back, and can't wait for the rest of the night, it will truly be worth the wait...
Kelly Kelly's music plays and she comes out from the back getting heavy boos from the crowd. Trish looks puzzled. Kelly Kelly walks down the ramp, being accompanied by two bodyguards, as she climbs into the ring, smiling at Trish. She grabs a mic, looking at her bodyguards, as her music fades.
Kelly: Boys, you can head to the back, I don't need you right now.
The two men turn, heading out of the ring, up the ramp and into the back. Kelly turns back to Trish.
Kelly: Trish...it's so good to see you. Why...you look as healthy as ever, and in fabulous shape. What have you done since leaving the WWE? Oh wait...that's right...nothing. You've done nothing. And before you even bring up Tough Enough, that competition was a joke and just away for Stone Cold Steve Austin's ego to be inflated even more. See Trish, you are very similar to another woman in the back. Her name is Sable. Both of you come from different generations. The thing is, once a generation is dead and gone, it needs to stay that way. This is my time!
The fans are just booing Kelly Kelly big time, as she glares at Trish.
Kelly: See, while you were gone doing nothing, I did it all. I was featured on the cover of magazines, I was the star of the WWE video game series, I even held the Diva's Championship. I am the queen diva. Trish, the fact of the matter is, people looked at you as the big time diva. Even till this day, people say "Man that Trish Stratus really spear headed the women's division" The fact of the matter is Trish, you were in the right place, at the right time. You aren't amazing, you are barely even talented. Now myself on the other hand, I am the total package. Brains, beauty, and brawn. You on the other hand Trish...what are you? Some lookie loo from Canada. Yeah, these canadian fans will cheer you, but back in the good ole US of A, all the men want me, and even some of the women do too. Back there Trish, you'd be second rate to my fiddle. I'm better than you in every aspect of the word better. I...
Trish laughs in Kelly's face cutting her off.
Trish: You know Kelly I find it funny that you of all people say that Tough Enough is a joke considering that you could've learned a thing or two if you had been on the show.
The fans cheer loudly.
Trish: You may be better than me at a lot of things, but I've seen your matches and wrestling isn't one of them.
The fans continue cheering. Kelly looks pissed.
Trish: In fact for all your accomplishments you could leave WWE tomorrow and nobody would remember you nor miss you. I on the other hand am the Diva of the Decade...
The fans cheer loudly.
Trish: I'm the only 7 time Women's Champion in the history of this company...
The crowd goes wild at the mention of the Women's Championship.
Trish: And I'm pretty sure that I've been in the cover of way more magazines than you have.
Kelly pouts looking angry. The fans continue cheering.
Trish: The fact is Kelly that you may be the most relevant Diva since I've been gone, but I'm one of the most relevant Divas in history. Oh and Canada's awesome!
The crowd goes wild once more at the mention of Canada and Trish's comeback.
Trish: So Kelly maybe you should call back your bodyguards and have them bring you and sandwich or something because you may have brain and beauty, but you look like you might need a bit more brawns.
Trish smiles as Kelly raises her mic.
Kelly: Oh how funny are you...you want to be funny? I can be funny. You bring up being the Diva of the decade...more like the dud of the decade....
Kelly pauses waiting for fans to laugh but none due, they all just boo.
Kelly: Whatever! I have a more sophisticated humor than you do. I'm tired of this though! Trish appreciation night, Trish hosting Raw. It's like we are trapped in a bad spin off of the Brady Bunch and Trish is Marcia. Well I won't have it Trish. I don't care who you are, what you have accomplished, none of that matters. I am the reflection of perfection, I am the blonde bombshell, you...you are nothing more than Canadian white trash!
The fans in canada are just booing Kelly big time, chanting You can't wrestle.
Kelly: Contrary to your belief Trish...Canada isn't awesome. Canada sucks. Canada gave us Justin Beiber. What kind of evil would unleash that on the world hmm? But I'm done bickering with you. This is my time, this is my ring. Now get out!!!
Trish looks at Kelly.
Kelly: I said Get Ou...
Trish: No! Actually I'm the guest host of RAW today so how about you get out of MY ring before I have you escorted out?
Trish cuts Kelly off, as Kelly looks extremely pissed.
Kelly: No!? NO!?!?!?
Kelly smacks Trish in the face, and Trish responds with a Lou Thesz Press. Trish pounds down on Kelly, as she gets up, posing for the fans as they cheer. Kelly is back up, as she charges at Trish. Trish ducks a clothesline attempt, as Kelly bounces off the ropes, and comes back, getting nailed with a Chick Kick! Trish climbs a corner next, posing, as Kelly Kelly is down in the ring.