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*Warrior does his run out to the ring, circling it 45 times before finally entering it. He jumps on the ropes and starts shaking them like a spastic little muscle-bound monkey on crack.*
Vince McMahon: Warrior, WARRIOR! CALM DOWN!
*Warrior stops and stares at Vince who stands still for a few moments.*
Vince McMahon: As much as I’m unsure your mental state allows me to do this, Ultimate Warrior...here is your NEW WWE Championship!
*Suddenly a bag drops on a rope from the ceiling and Vince reaches up to take it down. He takes the old Winged Eagle WWE Championship belt out from the bag and hands it carefully to Ultimate Warrior who grabs a microphone as he puts the belt across his shoulder.*
Warrior: COACH!!!! COACH! COME WITH A MICROPHONE DEVICE!
*Coach was sitting at ringside so he jumps in the ring with a mic in hand*
Coach: You know Vince has a .....
Warrior: Silence, hold my mic.
*And thats just what Coach does.*
Ultimate Warrior: Mr McMahon. I truly do thank you for this new improved upon belt. JBL had no right to take my other one as I was again named the new WWE World Champion. The only reason he was able to lay his hands on it and get past it protective seal was because he was a God. But he is now a God no more since he is forever gone from the company. I shall safeguard this new belt and coat it with my Warrior juices as soon as the show is over. Coach shall help me. Now onto more important issues of me- the ULTIMATE WARRIOR! At Wrestlemania I shall be defending my newly won WWW World title against one Chris Jericho, not two Chris Jericho's- only one. Even if it were two of him I would still win for the Warrior Gods have deemed it so. The Warrior Gods talk to me every day and guide my life. In fact, after a ritual last night, they laid out the plan for our Wrestlemania match. They have told me, as I already told you, that I shall be walking out as the new WWE World Champion. Again. And there is......
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*Chris Jericho struts out to the stage quickly. He's donning one of his trademark suits, and he has a microphone in hand as he wastes no time in instantly beginning to speak as he's walking towards the ring.*
Chris Jericho: MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!
*The crowd boo loudly*
Chris Jericho: I have just intercepted a transmission from high command that one of their Warriors has gone MIA after a severe case of lunacy!! Yes Warrior, I'm talking about you there!!
*The crowd boo some more as Jericho climbs the steel steps and steps between the ropes.*
Chris Jericho: Would it be a shock to you if I told you that nobody here knows what the hell you're talking about. Nobody here cares what you're talking about. And nobody here wants to hear you babbling incoherently about how you ejaculate over the Championship belt in your spare time when you're lonely in that shuttle of yours while you're orbiting your anus!!
*Crowd boo*
Chris Jericho: And let me tell you some more things that shouldn't be a shock to you; you're not funny, you're not entertaining, you're second rate in the ring, you're a freak, you're an embarrassment to the company, and it's a disgrace that you're even considered to hold that championship belt. Do you understand what I'm saying to you right now?
*The crowd boo as Warrior is in shock. He grabs Coach's hand which holds the mic and shoves it towards his mouth*
Ultimate Warrior: NOOOOOOOOOO.......
Chris Jericho: WILL YOU PLEASE, SHUT. THE HELL. UP!!!!!!!
*Crowd boos heavier as Jericho frowns and looks dead at Warrior who immediately shuts up*
Chris Jericho: Now as I was saying. Mr McMahon, you cannot give this new title to this thing here. Bradshaw did the right thing in taking that title away from him because he proved in doing so that this animal isn't responsible enough to look after the title, let alone carry it with the prestige it deserves.
I urge you sir to re-assess the situation and hand that title to the right man. An honest man. The man who is the best in the world at what he does. The man who just beat the Undertaker. The man who is going to Wrestlemania. The man who will main event Wrestlemania. And the man who will win in the main event at Wrestlemania. ME.
Ultimate Warrior: HOW DARE YOU JERICHO! Nobody talks to me like that. And I know for sure you did not intercept a transmission, for on my spaceship I have a jammer that blocks all space transmission- I get to hear them all though. And Jericho, you forget I beat many men at the Elimination Chamber for this belt- I did it for two reasons- the Warrior Gods deemed it so is the first reason, the second reason is my Warrior Gods deemed that I would walk out as the new Champion
Coach: That’s the same reason.
Ultimate Warrior: Silence, just hold my mic.
Coach: Sorry man!
Ultimate Warrior: That’s Warrior! The ULITIMATE WARRIOR!
Coach: Yes, sorry Warrior.
Ultimate Warrior: I shall punish you on the spaceship again, after the show.
Coach: Not that again!
Ultimate Warrior: Yes, again. Now Silence! Jericho, you beat the Undertaker. Big deal, for he is a mere mortal of a man who thinks he is a dead man but really is not. He is delusional. He is a fake. He is a delusional fake. He is a delusional fake man who thinks he is dead but he is not, he is mortal, unlike I, the Ultimate Warrior who is immortal. I shall be a Warrior forever and after that, I shall continue being a Warrior. Coach here, shall be trained to be a Warrior too and shall soon travel with me to Uranus for the Warrior ritual.
Coach: Wait what?
Ultimate Warrior: I SAID SILENCE! Now Mr McMahon- the Warrior Gods have deemed you an honourary Warrior and ye shall not have to go through the ritual. I thank you for this new title and shall defend it with extreme honour. It shall be protected as it is one of my own children. This mortal Jericho is but a weak man. At Wrestlemania I will walk out as the new WWE World Champion yet again. Maybe one day, I shall truly be tested for this title.
*The fans are just silent as Vince looks from Jericho to Coach to Warrior. He brings the microphone up to his lips.*
Vince McMahon: What?
*The fans laugh and Warrior goes to speak again but Vince cuts him off.*
Vince McMahon: No, no, please don’t talk again. Okay here’s what I’m going to do, tonight both Chris Jericho and Ultimate Warrior will be in action- as they are on opposite sides of a Tag Team Match!
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*Warrior does his run out to the ring, circling it 45 times before finally entering it. He jumps on the ropes and starts shaking them like a spastic little muscle-bound monkey on crack.*
Vince McMahon: Warrior, WARRIOR! CALM DOWN!
*Warrior stops and stares at Vince who stands still for a few moments.*
Vince McMahon: As much as I’m unsure your mental state allows me to do this, Ultimate Warrior...here is your NEW WWE Championship!
*Suddenly a bag drops on a rope from the ceiling and Vince reaches up to take it down. He takes the old Winged Eagle WWE Championship belt out from the bag and hands it carefully to Ultimate Warrior who grabs a microphone as he puts the belt across his shoulder.*
Warrior: COACH!!!! COACH! COME WITH A MICROPHONE DEVICE!
*Coach was sitting at ringside so he jumps in the ring with a mic in hand*
Coach: You know Vince has a .....
Warrior: Silence, hold my mic.
*And thats just what Coach does.*
Ultimate Warrior: Mr McMahon. I truly do thank you for this new improved upon belt. JBL had no right to take my other one as I was again named the new WWE World Champion. The only reason he was able to lay his hands on it and get past it protective seal was because he was a God. But he is now a God no more since he is forever gone from the company. I shall safeguard this new belt and coat it with my Warrior juices as soon as the show is over. Coach shall help me. Now onto more important issues of me- the ULTIMATE WARRIOR! At Wrestlemania I shall be defending my newly won WWW World title against one Chris Jericho, not two Chris Jericho's- only one. Even if it were two of him I would still win for the Warrior Gods have deemed it so. The Warrior Gods talk to me every day and guide my life. In fact, after a ritual last night, they laid out the plan for our Wrestlemania match. They have told me, as I already told you, that I shall be walking out as the new WWE World Champion. Again. And there is......
http://youtu.be/okmi0mCNJ8g
eccc501018665648c15f2a813fdca0e0.jpg
*Chris Jericho struts out to the stage quickly. He's donning one of his trademark suits, and he has a microphone in hand as he wastes no time in instantly beginning to speak as he's walking towards the ring.*
Chris Jericho: MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!
*The crowd boo loudly*
Chris Jericho: I have just intercepted a transmission from high command that one of their Warriors has gone MIA after a severe case of lunacy!! Yes Warrior, I'm talking about you there!!
*The crowd boo some more as Jericho climbs the steel steps and steps between the ropes.*
Chris Jericho: Would it be a shock to you if I told you that nobody here knows what the hell you're talking about. Nobody here cares what you're talking about. And nobody here wants to hear you babbling incoherently about how you ejaculate over the Championship belt in your spare time when you're lonely in that shuttle of yours while you're orbiting your anus!!
*Crowd boo*
Chris Jericho: And let me tell you some more things that shouldn't be a shock to you; you're not funny, you're not entertaining, you're second rate in the ring, you're a freak, you're an embarrassment to the company, and it's a disgrace that you're even considered to hold that championship belt. Do you understand what I'm saying to you right now?
*The crowd boo as Warrior is in shock. He grabs Coach's hand which holds the mic and shoves it towards his mouth*
Ultimate Warrior: NOOOOOOOOOO.......
Chris Jericho: WILL YOU PLEASE, SHUT. THE HELL. UP!!!!!!!
*Crowd boos heavier as Jericho frowns and looks dead at Warrior who immediately shuts up*
Chris Jericho: Now as I was saying. Mr McMahon, you cannot give this new title to this thing here. Bradshaw did the right thing in taking that title away from him because he proved in doing so that this animal isn't responsible enough to look after the title, let alone carry it with the prestige it deserves.
I urge you sir to re-assess the situation and hand that title to the right man. An honest man. The man who is the best in the world at what he does. The man who just beat the Undertaker. The man who is going to Wrestlemania. The man who will main event Wrestlemania. And the man who will win in the main event at Wrestlemania. ME.
Ultimate Warrior: HOW DARE YOU JERICHO! Nobody talks to me like that. And I know for sure you did not intercept a transmission, for on my spaceship I have a jammer that blocks all space transmission- I get to hear them all though. And Jericho, you forget I beat many men at the Elimination Chamber for this belt- I did it for two reasons- the Warrior Gods deemed it so is the first reason, the second reason is my Warrior Gods deemed that I would walk out as the new Champion
Coach: That’s the same reason.
Ultimate Warrior: Silence, just hold my mic.
Coach: Sorry man!
Ultimate Warrior: That’s Warrior! The ULITIMATE WARRIOR!
Coach: Yes, sorry Warrior.
Ultimate Warrior: I shall punish you on the spaceship again, after the show.
Coach: Not that again!
Ultimate Warrior: Yes, again. Now Silence! Jericho, you beat the Undertaker. Big deal, for he is a mere mortal of a man who thinks he is a dead man but really is not. He is delusional. He is a fake. He is a delusional fake. He is a delusional fake man who thinks he is dead but he is not, he is mortal, unlike I, the Ultimate Warrior who is immortal. I shall be a Warrior forever and after that, I shall continue being a Warrior. Coach here, shall be trained to be a Warrior too and shall soon travel with me to Uranus for the Warrior ritual.
Coach: Wait what?
Ultimate Warrior: I SAID SILENCE! Now Mr McMahon- the Warrior Gods have deemed you an honourary Warrior and ye shall not have to go through the ritual. I thank you for this new title and shall defend it with extreme honour. It shall be protected as it is one of my own children. This mortal Jericho is but a weak man. At Wrestlemania I will walk out as the new WWE World Champion yet again. Maybe one day, I shall truly be tested for this title.
*The fans are just silent as Vince looks from Jericho to Coach to Warrior. He brings the microphone up to his lips.*
Vince McMahon: What?
*The fans laugh and Warrior goes to speak again but Vince cuts him off.*
Vince McMahon: No, no, please don’t talk again. Okay here’s what I’m going to do, tonight both Chris Jericho and Ultimate Warrior will be in action- as they are on opposite sides of a Tag Team Match!

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