::Brock Lesnar::
“And let’s not forget about her. Sable over here was at first, a little concerned about me when I wanted to come back. She herself had issues with this company, which is why she left the last time and she knew about my problems with this place. She didn’t want me to come back because she was afraid that the same damn thing would happen to me and she was right to have her doubts. But look at how thing have turned around now. Not only do I have the World Heavyweight Championship and the world’s smartest wrestling visionary by my side but I’ve got the support of Sable; the most alluring, dazzling, spontaneous, loving and downright sexy woman not just in the WWE but in the entire world. I almost feel sorry for you lonely men out there. All you get is “The Grind”? Pssh. I get that AND more.”
*Brock Lesnar gives the audience a wink before he plants a small kiss on Sable’s forehead. All of Brock Lesnar’s mirthful aura begins to noticeably diminish, however, almost in the blink of an eye as his somber eyes glare out at the camera.*
::Brock Lesnar::
“But things aren’t all going to be fun and games. For us three, this is the beginning of the Dynasty of Lesnar. But for one unlucky soul, at Backlash, it’s going to be hell on Earth for them. As the champ, I have to defend my belt. No surprises there…except for one thing. You see, the number one contender’s match for the World Heavyweight Championship will be between R-Truth*medium sized pop* and Ston…*pop drowns out his voice*..eve Austin. I was under the impression, however, that I would be facing someone who was actually going to be a challenge, someone who had a small chance at giving me a run for his money. But we get these two clowns?
On one end, we have a creepy weirdo who eats spiders, talks to thin air and does alchemy experiments on some funky looking steroids that apparently make him stronger. Of course, we all know him as R-Truth but R-Truth knows me a lot more because he now knows me as the WWE’s biggest predator. I even exceed the food chain because I’m untouchable and he found that out the hard way when I made him tap out and sent his “friend” to a hospital. And the funniest part about that is is the fact that he’s not the most pathetic competitor in that match. No, no. That honor goes to Austin. It was thanks to Austin that I lost at Wrestlemania all because he couldn’t admit how afraid he was of me. And to add to that, he even tried to attack me days before the tournament in a parking lot but it all failed because I wouldn’t allow him to steal glory away from me again. But you see, that’s not even the most cowarly and shameful thing about him. What’s really pathetic about him is how he hits women, more specifically, his wife. You people can boo me all you want but how many of you would want a woman beater representing you all as the world champion?
*Brock Lesnar waits for any rebuttals and when he doesn’t get one fast enough, he just nods with a condescending grin.*
::Brock Lesnar::
“Just like I thought. Like it or not, I’m a better champion than Austin was over ever will be but if Austin does indeed become champion, it won’t be my championship and it certainly won’t be because of me period. He’ll just have to settle for the tag team titles or heck, since he likes to hit women so much, he could scuffle it out with Tamina. Rest assured, Austin and Truth. I don’t care which one of you wins tonight but know this, at Backlash, you’ll know the true meaning of pain by the World Heavyweight Champion.”
*Brock drops the microphone as his music plays again and Heyman and Sable walk up the ramp with him leaving behind the cross WWE Universe in their seats.*
Tenay: And there goes our World Heavyweight Champion!
Bischoff: What a man.
Tenay: So what’s next? I have no idea.
“And let’s not forget about her. Sable over here was at first, a little concerned about me when I wanted to come back. She herself had issues with this company, which is why she left the last time and she knew about my problems with this place. She didn’t want me to come back because she was afraid that the same damn thing would happen to me and she was right to have her doubts. But look at how thing have turned around now. Not only do I have the World Heavyweight Championship and the world’s smartest wrestling visionary by my side but I’ve got the support of Sable; the most alluring, dazzling, spontaneous, loving and downright sexy woman not just in the WWE but in the entire world. I almost feel sorry for you lonely men out there. All you get is “The Grind”? Pssh. I get that AND more.”
*Brock Lesnar gives the audience a wink before he plants a small kiss on Sable’s forehead. All of Brock Lesnar’s mirthful aura begins to noticeably diminish, however, almost in the blink of an eye as his somber eyes glare out at the camera.*
::Brock Lesnar::
“But things aren’t all going to be fun and games. For us three, this is the beginning of the Dynasty of Lesnar. But for one unlucky soul, at Backlash, it’s going to be hell on Earth for them. As the champ, I have to defend my belt. No surprises there…except for one thing. You see, the number one contender’s match for the World Heavyweight Championship will be between R-Truth*medium sized pop* and Ston…*pop drowns out his voice*..eve Austin. I was under the impression, however, that I would be facing someone who was actually going to be a challenge, someone who had a small chance at giving me a run for his money. But we get these two clowns?
On one end, we have a creepy weirdo who eats spiders, talks to thin air and does alchemy experiments on some funky looking steroids that apparently make him stronger. Of course, we all know him as R-Truth but R-Truth knows me a lot more because he now knows me as the WWE’s biggest predator. I even exceed the food chain because I’m untouchable and he found that out the hard way when I made him tap out and sent his “friend” to a hospital. And the funniest part about that is is the fact that he’s not the most pathetic competitor in that match. No, no. That honor goes to Austin. It was thanks to Austin that I lost at Wrestlemania all because he couldn’t admit how afraid he was of me. And to add to that, he even tried to attack me days before the tournament in a parking lot but it all failed because I wouldn’t allow him to steal glory away from me again. But you see, that’s not even the most cowarly and shameful thing about him. What’s really pathetic about him is how he hits women, more specifically, his wife. You people can boo me all you want but how many of you would want a woman beater representing you all as the world champion?
*Brock Lesnar waits for any rebuttals and when he doesn’t get one fast enough, he just nods with a condescending grin.*
::Brock Lesnar::
“Just like I thought. Like it or not, I’m a better champion than Austin was over ever will be but if Austin does indeed become champion, it won’t be my championship and it certainly won’t be because of me period. He’ll just have to settle for the tag team titles or heck, since he likes to hit women so much, he could scuffle it out with Tamina. Rest assured, Austin and Truth. I don’t care which one of you wins tonight but know this, at Backlash, you’ll know the true meaning of pain by the World Heavyweight Champion.”
*Brock drops the microphone as his music plays again and Heyman and Sable walk up the ramp with him leaving behind the cross WWE Universe in their seats.*
Tenay: And there goes our World Heavyweight Champion!
Bischoff: What a man.
Tenay: So what’s next? I have no idea.






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