Luger: Excuse me Punk for this interruption, but someone needs to shut your mouth. Last week, John Cena got lucky I lost. YOU were lucky I lost. My mistakes single-handily allowed you to be put back in the money for this number one contenders slot. I've made my fair enemies in this time - one of them Kevin Nash! We don't see eye to eye on many things, but I wholeheartedly agree with him, when he says people like you are too small to be champion.
I can step on you Punk. I can squash you without even breaking a sweat. However Punk, you haven't achieved nothing in this business, until you can beat the Total Package! Black's actions may be despicable, but his acts are like being massaged, compared to the torture I can bring to the table. Not just any torture, but the torture - rack! The move you tapped out to in this ring a few weeks ago.
It's been too long since the Narcissist was at the top of the WWE, and now it's time for it to happen again. Tonight I win, and I will move on to In Your House, where I take Jericho's title, and I'll put him In His Place - back down the ladder. When I was WCW - I was the most loved man - always fighting against Hogan and the New World Order. I was their prized possession. I need to be the prized possession again, and if I need to go through you Punk to get it, well then I have no choice. I'm here to draw in ratings, well you Punk, and Chris Jericho I know you're listening, you won't be here much longer once I'm done with you
*Chris Jericho swaggers down the ramp in a trademark suit. He has a scowl on his face.
He grabs a mic and enters the ring. He stand opposite Luger and Punk and pauses to look from one to the other before beginning to speak.*
Jericho: Who on the hell do you two think you are?
*the crowd boo*
Jericho: Punk, I don't even know what you're doing here. Luger's already beaten you, no, wait, he made you TAP OUT. He humiliated you in the middle of this ring. So let's be realistic here, your persistence in coming out here each week is embarrassing frankly.
You're embarrassing yourself. You're embarrassing the parasites that choose to cheer for you. And do you really think you're backing up your broken record of a claim that you're the best in the world? With all this trying and failing, I don't think so.
Jericho: And you Luger. Do you want to know why it's been so long since you've been at the top of the WWE? Do you? Well I'm glad you asked. It's because nobody likes you. It's because nobody cares about you. It's because people finally realized that you're nothing more than a meathead with no wrestling ability. A body with nothing more special about you.
You don't hold a candle to me. Hell, as much as it pains me to admit it, you don't hold a candle to CM Punk here either.
There is NOTHING special about you, you don't have a brain to back up your brawn, and it is a JOKE that you're being considered to face me at In your House.
*Jericho smirks as the crowd boos.*
Jericho: I am the best in the world at what I do, and I deserve to face the best. Lex Luger is far from being the best, and Luger has beaten Punk, so that must mean that he's not the best either.
I can't believe that you're both STILL being considered as potential opponents for my WWE Championship. Allow me to inform you that it doesn't matter who faces me at In your House. It is irrelevant. Do you understand what I'm saying to you right now?
Jericho: And do you know why it's irrelevant? Because I AM the best in the world at what I do and I will beat you *points at Punk* or you *points at Luger* at the ppv. I am better than both of you and neither of you have the ability to beat me and that will be proven once again on Sunday as I retain my WWE Championship.
*The three stare at each other as we go to break.*