*Live footage is shown of a backstage locker room, the camera begins swinging around the room and it shows different shirts and posters of various wrestlers, the camera man then moves forward and eventually stops when he can hear singing coming from the shower room*
???. Well since my baby left me! I found a new place to dwell! it's down at the end of Jabroni drive at the.. Smackdown hotel!
*Crowd begin cheering after hearing the well known voice and to the tune of a very well known song, foot steps can be heard coming from the shower room as the camera man starts back tracking*
Rock: Woah! woah woah! wooahhhh!
*Rock can be seen just wearing a towel and still dripping wet after coming out of the shower, he looks at the cameraman confused before saying..*
Rock: Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! what in the blue hell are you doing in the Rock's locker room, while the great one is trying to take a shower?
Cameraman: Well.. we were hop-
Rock: Shhh! *Rock put his hand up in the front of the cameraman's face*
Rock: The Rock knows what you were doing.. You were sneaking in here hoping to get a look at the Rock's strudel weren't you?
Cameraman: No! Rock, I was..
Rock: It doesn't matter what you were doing! *Crowd pop* Well since you barged into the Rock's locker room and tried to sneak up on the Rock, I suppose you want a few words with the great one right?.
Cameraman: Rock I was not trying..
*Rock stares at the Cameraman*
Cameraman: I would love a few words from the Rock.
Rock: I thought so Jabroni! fine, few words with the Rock? Yeah, no problem.. anything for the Rock's people, anything for the Millions! *crowd join in* and Millions! of the Rock's fans.
Lets start with my match earlier on.. The Rock vs The Undertaker vs Stone Cold *All three names get pop's from the crowd* three of the most talented and legends of this business no doubt.. The Rock has a lot of history with both men, both good history and both bad.. hell of a match and the crowd had no idea who to support when..
*Rock shakes his head*
Rock: The great one's greatest ever rival had his foot on the rope and the ref still counted the pin fall.. 1.. 2...3 and Undertaker wins the match, You seen that right?.
Cameraman: Yeah Rocky, I saw it.
Rock: Well of course you did.. the whole world saw it! matter of fact.. The Rock received a text from the legendary Stevie Wonder and he was telling me just how bad of a call it was from the ref!
Listen, The Rock is not going to stand hear and bad mouth officials and moan about the loss.. because tonight is not important, what is important is that in a matter of days the brahma bull is coming for the World Heavyweight Championship!
The Rock is going to the King of the Ring to lay the smack down and be crowned the people's champ once again!
*Crowd pop*
Rock: It won't be easy though.. you can bet your monkey's ass it wont be easy, The Rock has to get past the Heartbreak kid, Shawn Michaels
*huge pop for the hometown hero. Rock looks up in response to the crowd*
Rock: Oh they love him hear, they really do love him! it's good though because HBK loves his people too.. you can tell he loves his people, when his music hits that stage.. *Mocking voice* "I'm a sexy boy" and then you watch that bright smile when he comes out wearing those chaps and a cowboy hat! it's like something out of Broke Back mountain!
*Rock begins laughing as the crowd boo*
Rock: Okay, okay I will leave Shawn alone! then you take the Undertaker.. He will be coming to King of the Ring to win that title also, oh yeah he will.. Taker will be there, wearing his best goth clothes while rolling his eyes so far back in his head he's going to people to check out his own prostate!
*crowd cheer*
Rock: And then you got Stone Cold, Steve Austin! *crowd cheer* What! I said Stone Cold.. What! I said Steve Austin.. What! I said the beer drinking, the not very bright thinking.. the foot stomping, the 3:16 wearing piece of Texas monkey crap! *crowd heavily boo* Oh yeah.. the Texas thing again! *Rock laughs*
That leaves you Brock Lesnar! You and the Rock have had words the last couple of weeks, so the time for talking is done Brock.. This Sunday the Rock is coming for that title and just as sure as the Rock thinks you have the brain size of a fly, just as sure as the Rock thinks your wife Sable has been more active then Facebook and Twitter, The Rock is sure he's going to take that title!
If You smell..... What the Rock.. is... Cooking!
*Rock then raises his eyebrow as the crowd cheer his name, and the camera heads back to a commercial*
Commercial
???. Well since my baby left me! I found a new place to dwell! it's down at the end of Jabroni drive at the.. Smackdown hotel!
*Crowd begin cheering after hearing the well known voice and to the tune of a very well known song, foot steps can be heard coming from the shower room as the camera man starts back tracking*
Rock: Woah! woah woah! wooahhhh!
*Rock can be seen just wearing a towel and still dripping wet after coming out of the shower, he looks at the cameraman confused before saying..*
Rock: Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! what in the blue hell are you doing in the Rock's locker room, while the great one is trying to take a shower?
Cameraman: Well.. we were hop-
Rock: Shhh! *Rock put his hand up in the front of the cameraman's face*
Rock: The Rock knows what you were doing.. You were sneaking in here hoping to get a look at the Rock's strudel weren't you?
Cameraman: No! Rock, I was..
Rock: It doesn't matter what you were doing! *Crowd pop* Well since you barged into the Rock's locker room and tried to sneak up on the Rock, I suppose you want a few words with the great one right?.
Cameraman: Rock I was not trying..
*Rock stares at the Cameraman*
Cameraman: I would love a few words from the Rock.
Rock: I thought so Jabroni! fine, few words with the Rock? Yeah, no problem.. anything for the Rock's people, anything for the Millions! *crowd join in* and Millions! of the Rock's fans.
Lets start with my match earlier on.. The Rock vs The Undertaker vs Stone Cold *All three names get pop's from the crowd* three of the most talented and legends of this business no doubt.. The Rock has a lot of history with both men, both good history and both bad.. hell of a match and the crowd had no idea who to support when..
*Rock shakes his head*
Rock: The great one's greatest ever rival had his foot on the rope and the ref still counted the pin fall.. 1.. 2...3 and Undertaker wins the match, You seen that right?.
Cameraman: Yeah Rocky, I saw it.
Rock: Well of course you did.. the whole world saw it! matter of fact.. The Rock received a text from the legendary Stevie Wonder and he was telling me just how bad of a call it was from the ref!
Listen, The Rock is not going to stand hear and bad mouth officials and moan about the loss.. because tonight is not important, what is important is that in a matter of days the brahma bull is coming for the World Heavyweight Championship!
The Rock is going to the King of the Ring to lay the smack down and be crowned the people's champ once again!
*Crowd pop*
Rock: It won't be easy though.. you can bet your monkey's ass it wont be easy, The Rock has to get past the Heartbreak kid, Shawn Michaels
*huge pop for the hometown hero. Rock looks up in response to the crowd*
Rock: Oh they love him hear, they really do love him! it's good though because HBK loves his people too.. you can tell he loves his people, when his music hits that stage.. *Mocking voice* "I'm a sexy boy" and then you watch that bright smile when he comes out wearing those chaps and a cowboy hat! it's like something out of Broke Back mountain!
*Rock begins laughing as the crowd boo*
Rock: Okay, okay I will leave Shawn alone! then you take the Undertaker.. He will be coming to King of the Ring to win that title also, oh yeah he will.. Taker will be there, wearing his best goth clothes while rolling his eyes so far back in his head he's going to people to check out his own prostate!
*crowd cheer*
Rock: And then you got Stone Cold, Steve Austin! *crowd cheer* What! I said Stone Cold.. What! I said Steve Austin.. What! I said the beer drinking, the not very bright thinking.. the foot stomping, the 3:16 wearing piece of Texas monkey crap! *crowd heavily boo* Oh yeah.. the Texas thing again! *Rock laughs*
That leaves you Brock Lesnar! You and the Rock have had words the last couple of weeks, so the time for talking is done Brock.. This Sunday the Rock is coming for that title and just as sure as the Rock thinks you have the brain size of a fly, just as sure as the Rock thinks your wife Sable has been more active then Facebook and Twitter, The Rock is sure he's going to take that title!
If You smell..... What the Rock.. is... Cooking!
*Rock then raises his eyebrow as the crowd cheer his name, and the camera heads back to a commercial*
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