Impact Wrestling 17th May 2012
The show opens without any pyro of any sort as a camera pans straight to the announce table.
Taz: Welcome to Impact Wrestling!
Mike Tenay: We have a stacked show here for you guys tonight!
Taz: That's right! The Wolrd Heavyweight Champion WILL be in action!
Mike Tenay: Also there will be a surprise at the end of the show for you all, stay tuned!
Taz: Up first ladies and gentlemen, we have the Knockouts Tag Team Titles!
Tara's Music Blasts Around the Arena
Taz: There they are, Tara and Brooke Tessmacher
Mike Tenay: Tara and Tessmacher are looking to regain the Tag Titles from Rosita and Sarita who cheated them from the Titles two months ago!
Rosita and Sarita's Music Hits
Taz: And here come the reigning Champions!
TNA Knockouts Tag Title Match
Rosita and Sarita (c) vs TNT
Rosita and Tara start off the match with a lockup, Tara over powers Rosita sending her to the corner, Rosita makes a quick tag out to Sarita. Tara and Sarita start trading lefts and rights, Sarita taking the advantage with an eye rake. Sarita is working over the left leg of Tara. Rosita joins Sarita in the ring to work over Tara's leg, But Tessmacher hits the ring to even it out, Tessmacher sends Rosita to the floor creating a distraction for Tara, she rolls Sarita up, 1.2.3!
Winners at 3:09 and NEW Knockouts Tag Champions - TNT!
Taz: WE HAVE NEW KNOCKOUTS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Mike Tenay: Congratulations are in order for Tara and Tessmacher!
Tara and Tessmacher celebrate in-ring as we cut to commercial
Gail Kim: C'mon Madison! i need to be in the ring to teach little Velvet a lesson!
Madison: Sorry!. i've gotta look my best! not that i need to look any better!
Gail Kim: Oh just hurry up!
Back at the Announce Table -
Taz: If Velvet wins this upcoming Non-title match, she has been told she will get the shot at the Knockouts Championship which she never received.
Velvet makes her entrace-
Taz: LET THE PIGEON'S LOOOOOSE!
Mike Tenay: Here comes the Knockouts Champion, Gail kim! and her lackey.. Madion Rayne..
Gail Kim (w/Madison Rayne) vs Velvet Sky
Gail cheapshots Velvet before the bell, taking early control of the match, Lefts and rights from Gail to velvet, Gail hits a bodyslam on Velvet, keeping her control. Velvet counters an Irish Whip with a clothesline which decks Gail, Velvet hits a spear on the groggy Gail. Gail dodges a dropkick from Velvet, Giving on of her own. Gail is distracting the referee!.. Madison creeps into the ring with the Knockouts Title, its a swing and miss for Madison as she is clotheslined over the top rope!, Gail comes charging at Velvet with a clothesline of her own. Velvet evades it, Hits her with a vicious DDT! cover and 1.2.3
Winner via Pinfall at 6:38 Velvet Sky!
Mike Tenay: Velvet will be getting her promised Knockouts Title Match on next months PPV!
Taz: Congratulations Velvet!
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and Gentlemen im currently here with the X-Divison Champion!, Austin Aries!
Austin Aries: Im not in the mood for talking right now. i have a title match coming up next. leave me be you bug eyed freak.
X-Divison Championship Match
Austin Aries(c) vs Alex Shelley
Alex Shelley and Aries lockup as the bell sounds, Shelley comes off better with a stiff left kick, Left elbow shot, now a right. Aries counters with a right hand of his own. Running dropkick from Aries, Aries is on top of shelley delivering punches to the head, Aries picks Shelley up, Irish whip.. Knee to the stomach! Shelley falls to the floor in pain, Aries goes to the top, Attempted splash, Shelley moves away with just milliseconds until impact, Shelley with a handspring moonsault on aries, Both get back to their feet, both attempt clotheslines at the same time, both deck to the floor. the Referee gets to 7 before Shelley gets to his feet, Cover by shelley 1.2, Aries gets a shoulder up. Shelley puts Aries in a corner, Alex is running to the opposite corner, Shelley charges into Aries' boots, Aries rolls Shelly over holding onto his tights 1.2.3!, Aries grabs his title and leaves straight to the back.
Winner and Still X-Divison Champion via Pinfall at 8.52 - Austin Aries
Jeff Hardy is in the ring as we return from commercial
Jeff Hardy: CREATURES!
The Crowd Cheer Jeff Hardy
Jeff Hardy: Im out here tonight to let you fans know, that at next months Slammiversary PPV, I will be in the Main Event Matchup, Taking on Bobby Roode!
Taz: it looks as if its Roode vs Hardy!
Mike Tenay: Slammiversary is really shaping up!
Jeff Hardy: That's all i had to say enj...
Hardy is cut off by Kurt Angles Music
Kurt Angle: Listen Hardy. I don't know what rehab you just crawled from. BUT i will be the person in that mainevent. not you.
Jeff: Listen Angle, im not in the mood to listen to you tonight, so i suggest you put up!, or shut up.
HARDY! chants are all around the arena.
Jeff Hardy vs Kurt Angle
Hardy goes straight after Angle as soon as the bell sounds. Hardy sends Angle over the top rope, Hardy follows him to the outside. The referee counts past 10 and throws the match out. Hardy and Angle keep going at it on the arena floor. lefts and rights, Security are now trying to hold both Hardy and Angle apart. Hardy is taken to the back by security
Match Thrown out at 0:47 via Double Countout.
Taz: That was just pure violence.
Tenay: We know that this is not over between them!
Samoa Joe's Music Plays
TNA World Tag Championship Match
Samoa Joe and Magnus(c) vs Devon and Dinero
Magnus and Devon start things off. Magnus throws Devon over with a Suples, quick cover 1.2, Devon kick out and gets to his feet, Kick to the ribs by Devon to Magnus, Magnus hurries to his feet to tag in Joe. Joe comes right after Devon with Kicks, Throwing Devon into the corner, He puts Devon on the top rope for a muscle buster, Devon fights down, Shoulder Barge by Devon!. Devon gets to his corner to make the tag in to Dinero. Dinero comes in fired up, Decking Samoa Joe With Tight Clotheslines, Joe Counters with a low spinkick to the legs of Dinero. Dinero quickly takes back offence, Irish whipping Joe to the corner, DINERO EXPRE.. Joe Moves out of the way! he puts Dinero in the sleeper. The Referee rings the bell. Joe and Magnus Retain!
Winners and Still Tag Champions via Submission at 9:03 - Magnus and Samoa Joe
Taz: Its Main Event Time Ladies And Gents!
Tenay: Thats Right! Storm and Van Dam will take on Bully Ray and Bobby Roode!
James Storm and Rob Van Dam vs Bully Ray and Bobby Roode
All four men start off in the ring, James and Roode brawl to the outside leaving the Legal men in ring. Van Dam has early offence of Bully Ray, Roundhouse Kick from Van Dam leaves Ray Reeling. Van Dam sends Ray off the ropes, Ray counters with a stiff shoulder take down. Ray starts showing off his calves in the ring, Van Dam Clocks him with a kick in the back, Van Dam stays on Ray with the kicks, Van Dam runs at Ray, SPINEBUSTER from Ray leaves Van Dam in a pile of dead weight on the floor. Pinfall 1..2, Van Dam kicks out as the camera pans to Storm and Roode still brawling on the outside, The camera goes back as Ray suplexes Van Dam for another 2 count, Ray sets Van Dam up in the corner and hits a stiff corner clothes line. Ray looks as if he knows he has it won now.. Storm slides in LAST CALL SUPERKICK!, here comes Roode, Pay Off to Storm, Van Dam is back on his feet, DDT from Van Dam, Wait! Bully Ray BIG BOOT to Van dam, 1.2.3. Bully Ray and Bobby Roode have beaten Rob Van Dam and James Storm!
Winners Via Pinfall at 15:31 - Bully Ray and Bobby Roode!
Taz: What a match that was!
Mike Tenay: I agree it was fan..
The Lights Go Out -
When the Lights come back on all four competitors are knocked out in the middle of the ring, There is a Black Baseball bat sat neatly in the ring also as the show ends.