I just cant put into words...........

[Cynicism]

Howdy y'all, I was watching Raw today, having recorded it so I could fast forward through the Big Slow, and I heard a phrase that always annoys me. "I just cant put into words". This time I wanted to scream at the TV "You're an announcer, you're paid to put things into words, cant you at least fucking try?" as Jerry proceeded to remind me that he cant actually do his job.

What phrases do they use that annoy you?

[Asherdelampyr]

"Vintage"
I got sick of Vintage when Tazz was using it, I am still sick of it now

"What will he/she do now?"
I don't know, either fight or talk about fighting, just like every other time

and a recent one
"The darkest day in WWE history"
Really assholes? Owen Hart literally died in the middle of the fucking ring, and Big Show not being the friendly giant is the darkest day in WWE history?

[Cabers]

"Vintage"
I got sick of Vintage when Tazz was using it, I am still sick of it now

"What will he/she do now?"
I don't know, either fight or talk about fighting, just like every other time

and a recent one
"The darkest day in WWE history"
Really assholes? Owen Hart literally died in the middle of the fucking ring, and Big Show not being the friendly giant is the darkest day in WWE history?

That one especially!! And then try Eddie Guerrero dying while being relevant and Chris Benoit as well thats right i said CHRIS BENOIT he existed and he (unlike Miz) was AWESOME, live with it!!

[SLEEPY LOCO1]

I hate when the announcers say "We have never seen anything like this before" any time a heel goes crazy and starts a viscious attack.

[Asherdelampyr]

I hate when the announcers say "We have never seen anything like this before" any time a heel goes crazy and starts a viscious attack.

yeah
I always want the other guy to go "Well except for Triple H, and SCSA, and Undertaker, and Edge, and a bunch of other guys too, but other than those 3-400 guys, nobody has ever acted like this

[Krysys]

"This could be the turning point of the match" and "This could be the opening he/she needs" both really annoy me.

[jordan1995]

when a Wrestler gets taken away in an ambulance they never go to the hospital they go to the "medical facility" this annoys me haha

[VoiceOfTheSilentMajority]

Either when heading to the top rope or retrieving a weapon from under the ring and you hear, "He must have something on his mind here"

You don't f'n say, here I was thinking he was just inspecting his surroundings.

[Asherdelampyr]

Either when heading to the top rope or retrieving a weapon from under the ring and you hear, "He must have something on his mind here"

You don't f'n say, here I was thinking he was just inspecting his surroundings.

something I have always wondered
in Kayfabe, who the flying fuck is putting all that dangerous shit under the ring? what asshole gets a bunch of boards, wraps them in barbed wire, then sticks them under the ring on the off chance they will come in handy later?

[82Tucker]

I hate "will (insert wrestlers name) be able to mount a comeback? Find out......after we return......That boils my piss because I know there's another 4 minute ad break coming seen as I'm in the UK