Your Superhero name: Lexington Facerape (Bodom suggested this to me along time ago)
Your Sidekick: Bodom
Your Arch Enemy: Dennis
Your Arch Enemy's Henchman: B-Mac
The person whose always in distress:
The good guy turned bad: Darkside Ron Garvin
I'm just kind of throwing names out there for my list. But I think your guy's list would be a lot funnier.