The Omegle Thread

[SESAfro]

0_o

Oh. That's what you meant.

C'mon, how did you NOT know he meant that?

[K2Jelly]

C'mon, how did you NOT know he meant that?

Well, a dick can be used as a term for an unlikable person so by "Too many dicks", I thought he meant that video chat had too many unpleasant people there.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Oi

You: asl

Stranger: 17 , f , u.k

You: very well.

Stranger: you ?

You: 26 m usa

You: Is it raining over there right now?

Stranger: yeah

You: Gotta love the motherland lol.

Stranger: hahaha

You: And its like, 5:15am there... bored?

Stranger: yeah i'm bored

You: You finish up schooling this year? Going into Uni next?

Stranger: yepp

You: What type of music you into?

Stranger: well , rock , jazz , or pop i guess

You: I don't like pop music at all lol.

Stranger: hehehe

You: Jazz and Rock are great though.

Stranger: gotta agree

You: You have a pic? A real one? The last thing I wanna see is a picture of a dude playing the skin flute or something.

Stranger: yeah i have a pic of myself

You: OR, if youre not comfortable with it, its cool.

Stranger: oh thank u

You: No problemo. I do have candy and a van with no windows though. I usually hang around a river early in the day lol.

Stranger: hehehehe

You: You like wrestling?

Stranger: sometimes

You: Do you like wrestling right now then?

Stranger: well , not right now

You: Hmmm... I feel like I'm boring you. Do you have anything else you personally wish to talk about?

Stranger: oh your not boring me ) and you can talk about anything you want

You: Haha! Hmmm... do you like comic books? Futbol? Football?

Stranger: i like comics and football .. the soccer one lol

You: What comics do you read? And who's your "soccer" futbol team?

Stranger: well.... i read different types of comics ( i sometimes don't bother checking the title ) . and I like L.A Galaxies

You: Ah. Chivas for me.

You: And I typically hang around DC comics.. never been a Marvel fan.

Stranger: i see

You: -_- What do you... see?

Stranger: i'm not sure.

You: Okay then well, the bones that I'm bleach boiling are almost done so, I have to get going anyway.

Stranger: wait, what? you're bleaching bones? like... what kind?

You: Human of course. Just got done eating my dinner a few hours ago.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Giddy]

haha, I've been talking to the same girl for like 30 minutes about random stuff, like my midget crime accomplice.

[SESAfro]

Well, a dick can be used as a term for an unlikable person so by "Too many dicks", I thought he meant that video chat had too many unpleasant people there.

But, it's Omegle. Anywhere else I'd understand that logic. It just doesn't apply there.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Stranger: m

You: You wanna see my dick, bitch?

You: Mmmmmmmm

You: I'm a hermie.

You: I can fuck you while you're fucking me.

Stranger: let me see

Stranger:

Stranger: let me see your pic

You: Hold on.

Stranger: okay

You: [**POSTED AN IMAGE OF A GOATSE**]

Stranger: fuck.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[VanHooliganX]

Stranger: m

You: You wanna see my dick, bitch?

You: Mmmmmmmm

You: I'm a hermie.

You: I can fuck you while you're fucking me.

Stranger: let me see

Stranger:

Stranger: let me see your pic

You: Hold on.

Stranger: okay

You: http://mjt.nysv.org/xmas/2002/nonqua...goatse_jul.jpg

Stranger: fuck.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thank you for this 1 Rob. I'm in party chat with Giddy and he freaked out, he's never seen that before

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Thank you for this 1 Rob. I'm in party chat with Giddy and he freaked out, he's never seen that before

LMAO!!! Fantastic.

[Giddy]

LMAO!!! Fantastic.

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!d

[K2Jelly]

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!d

You asked for it for being on Omegle.

 

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