Talk to a jedi master for the first time, you now can.

[Jed I Knight]

The first jedi master on ewn, I believe I am. Hmmmmmm. To ask any questions feel free. Yes, hmmm. The wwe and tna I like. An interesting one, my insight on pro wrestling is. Strong with me, the force is. To say hi and hope to speak with you all real soon I just wanted.

Always remember these words.

[Automatic]

Will I win the lottery?

[Jed I Knight]

Will I win the lottery?

Jiedi master doesnt think, win the lottery any time soon, you will. But try, that doesn't mean you cannot, to win, someone has.

[Tommy Thunder]

Hmmmmm.
Much to learn you have young padawan.

[JSullivan]

I'm actually a follower of the Sith.

[Jed I Knight]

I'm actually a follower of the Sith.

That is a wise decision jsullivan not. The dark side, that path is. Feeling kinda bummed that no one has welcomed me, jedi master is.

[K2Jelly]

I'm actually a follower of the Sith.

Hail Palpatine!

[Jed I Knight]

Hmmmmm.
Much to learn you have young padawan.

Still learning tommy thunder, jedi master is. But I can assure you, no padawan, am I, master, am I. Hmmmmmm.

[Tommy Thunder]

Still learning tommy thunder, jedi master is. But I can assure you, no padawan, am I, master, am I. Hmmmmmm.

I can tell you're going to be fun to have around!
Welcome to the forums man! Have fun and I look forward to seeing your posts!

[Jed I Knight]

Hail Palpatine!

Cunning and deceptive in manipulating people and events, palpatine is. His major flaw wants ultimate power is he. Ultimate power, only god can have. Why he fails that is. Palpatine might be modest, polite and harmless in his public persona but in reality, a ruthless megalomaniac he is.

Always win, the force will. Yes, hmmm.