John Cena's top rope Fame Asser, I have only see it mess up once, and that was The Rock's fault.
What do you call a Japanese wrestler with a title belt? A thief. -- Jerry Lawler
Daniels is Suicide, I know that, but what I want to know is who is this idiot dressed at Daniels. -- Don West
I like you Tony, but Mean Gene doesn't, he hates you. -- Bobby Heenan
I've wrestled every wrestler there is to wrestle in wrestling -- Harley Race
Why Tebow when you can Beltre instead?