SBW: “ABSOLUTION” Episode. 002 – August 8th, 2012

Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQGFMJSIXqI
As the crowd files into The Electric Factory the announcers, Kevin Steen and Carson Daly come out from the back as The Roots play them into the venue. They go around the ring and up the stairs. They get situated at the announcer booth and out comes Bruno Sammartino, the GM of Absolution.
The crowd goes insane as he stands on the stage waiting for them to quiet down. He motions for them to and he gets really serious.
Bruno: Last week, something vile happened here on my show. Samuel Kashmen did an unspeakable act of bashing another man’s head in with a bottle of alcohol! There’s no reason for it, unacceptable! I would like to have Kashmen come out here right now to explain himself and also to see what punishment is fit for him.
The Roots begin playing Samuel’s theme and the big Brit makes his way through the curtain with his Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned and his sunglasses on. He sneers at the crowd as he pulls a bottle of Maker’s Mark out of his back pocket and smoking on a stogie. The crowd boos him as he takes a swig.
Bruno: What are you doing? This is behavior that may be great for other companies but, NOT for SBW! We have standards here!
Samuel: Bruva, bruva, bruva… You got me all wrong, mate. I’m not here to do damage to this fine company, I’m here to take out the trash, blood.
Bruno: Look… I don’t want to do this because we just got started but Samuel, I have to sus…
Just as Bruno was getting ready to say his punishment, Samuel had reared the bottle back and smashed it over his head. Bruno falls to the ground extremely quickly.
Kevin: JESUS!! HE JUST LEVELED BRUNO!! WHAT THE FUCK!!
The blood and booze mix as the crowd begins an uproar of the legend falling. Philadelphia cops surround the stage and try to regain order. The show cuts to commercial break without warning.
As we come back Dutch Ross Is on stage ready to talk.
Dutch: I would like to apologize to Bruno and his family for what just happened out here. As a result, I have suspended Samuel indefinitely… he’s pending firing. He’s been arrested for assault and battery and he’ll be taken to the local station.
This puts me into a predicament because he’s the one that won “Wrestler Of The Week” online. He led the poles and had a Championship match tonight against Kenta Hiromasu. Now, the ONLY way I am willing to allow him to wrestle tonight is if he clears bail and is processed before the end of the show. If not, the Championship match will go to who was in second place… ARTEMIS ECLIPSE! Now… let’s keep this show going not just for us… but for Bruno as well!!!
The crowd erupts as The Roots begin playing the theme song of Dante Arson.
Kevin: Wow, what an explosive night we’ve had so far! And we’re getting right into our first fucking match with Dante Arson VS. Riley Omega! This should be an amazing match up of great skill and ability!
Carson: I agree. I’ve gotten to see both of these men in action before so I believe this match-up of them together will be HIGHLY entertaining for our crowd here and the people at home as well.
Dante Arson comes out of the back to boos from the crowd as he takes a lighter and lights his gloved hands on fire. He raises them high in the air and creates a fireball when he connects them together. The Roots keep playing as he makes his way to the ring making the fire bigger and bigger. Finally he puts the flames out after he jumps onto the top rope and throw his arms out.
He begins jumping up and down in the ring and stretching as The Roots begin playing Riley Omega’s theme now. He comes barreling out on stage and down the ramp very quickly.
Kevin: Riley of course has been feuding on and off again with Artemis over in ICW so I wonder how long it will take for those two to meet in the ring here?
Carson: I’m not sure Kevin but I know on Twitter the fans are in an outrage that Samuel is not potentially going to make it back for his Championship match tonight, they’re really wanting to see him. On Facebook, fans are pretty much saying the same. It feels like since he did what he did to Bruno earlier, the fans are in abundance with him. Of course Artemis has his supporters but because of those three masked men last week, Kenta seems to have lost EVERYONE’S support!

Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQGFMJSIXqI
As the crowd files into The Electric Factory the announcers, Kevin Steen and Carson Daly come out from the back as The Roots play them into the venue. They go around the ring and up the stairs. They get situated at the announcer booth and out comes Bruno Sammartino, the GM of Absolution.
The crowd goes insane as he stands on the stage waiting for them to quiet down. He motions for them to and he gets really serious.
Bruno: Last week, something vile happened here on my show. Samuel Kashmen did an unspeakable act of bashing another man’s head in with a bottle of alcohol! There’s no reason for it, unacceptable! I would like to have Kashmen come out here right now to explain himself and also to see what punishment is fit for him.
The Roots begin playing Samuel’s theme and the big Brit makes his way through the curtain with his Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned and his sunglasses on. He sneers at the crowd as he pulls a bottle of Maker’s Mark out of his back pocket and smoking on a stogie. The crowd boos him as he takes a swig.
Bruno: What are you doing? This is behavior that may be great for other companies but, NOT for SBW! We have standards here!
Samuel: Bruva, bruva, bruva… You got me all wrong, mate. I’m not here to do damage to this fine company, I’m here to take out the trash, blood.
Bruno: Look… I don’t want to do this because we just got started but Samuel, I have to sus…
Just as Bruno was getting ready to say his punishment, Samuel had reared the bottle back and smashed it over his head. Bruno falls to the ground extremely quickly.
Kevin: JESUS!! HE JUST LEVELED BRUNO!! WHAT THE FUCK!!
The blood and booze mix as the crowd begins an uproar of the legend falling. Philadelphia cops surround the stage and try to regain order. The show cuts to commercial break without warning.
As we come back Dutch Ross Is on stage ready to talk.
Dutch: I would like to apologize to Bruno and his family for what just happened out here. As a result, I have suspended Samuel indefinitely… he’s pending firing. He’s been arrested for assault and battery and he’ll be taken to the local station.
This puts me into a predicament because he’s the one that won “Wrestler Of The Week” online. He led the poles and had a Championship match tonight against Kenta Hiromasu. Now, the ONLY way I am willing to allow him to wrestle tonight is if he clears bail and is processed before the end of the show. If not, the Championship match will go to who was in second place… ARTEMIS ECLIPSE! Now… let’s keep this show going not just for us… but for Bruno as well!!!
The crowd erupts as The Roots begin playing the theme song of Dante Arson.
Kevin: Wow, what an explosive night we’ve had so far! And we’re getting right into our first fucking match with Dante Arson VS. Riley Omega! This should be an amazing match up of great skill and ability!
Carson: I agree. I’ve gotten to see both of these men in action before so I believe this match-up of them together will be HIGHLY entertaining for our crowd here and the people at home as well.
Dante Arson comes out of the back to boos from the crowd as he takes a lighter and lights his gloved hands on fire. He raises them high in the air and creates a fireball when he connects them together. The Roots keep playing as he makes his way to the ring making the fire bigger and bigger. Finally he puts the flames out after he jumps onto the top rope and throw his arms out.
He begins jumping up and down in the ring and stretching as The Roots begin playing Riley Omega’s theme now. He comes barreling out on stage and down the ramp very quickly.
Kevin: Riley of course has been feuding on and off again with Artemis over in ICW so I wonder how long it will take for those two to meet in the ring here?
Carson: I’m not sure Kevin but I know on Twitter the fans are in an outrage that Samuel is not potentially going to make it back for his Championship match tonight, they’re really wanting to see him. On Facebook, fans are pretty much saying the same. It feels like since he did what he did to Bruno earlier, the fans are in abundance with him. Of course Artemis has his supporters but because of those three masked men last week, Kenta seems to have lost EVERYONE’S support!


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