Audrey is coming out of retirement:
People should leave him alone, he never hurt anyone.
He's made a U-Turn, does that mean he's now face down?
I can only think of Harrison and Michael Jackson, as people who wore gloves for no reason.
I've managed to get myself a part-time job running up to Christmas. I've got to help Audley Harrison break through the cardboard on his advent calendar.
I just saw Audley Harrison down at the local off-licence and he ordered two bottles of rum, a bottle of brandy, three bottles of Martini, a bottle of whiskey and some fruit juice. I think he was trying to learn how to make a punch.
Right time to move on from the Audley Harrison jokes, I'm pretty sure a punch line would actually knock Audley out!
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