I hope he walks out on live TV, smoking a joint, and says
"I'm going to TNA where I can actually get over as more than just a stale babyface that will never get past owning the Tag Championships with whoever is the next flavor of the month to use me as a stepping stone. This is me being a heel and I am a hell of a lot better at doing this than being the stupid, smiling kid that the E Universe has made me. I am not Ken from Street Fighter and me holding up the peace sign looks ridiculous. WWE creative are morons and I am not waiting another 4 years for the WWE network to get off the damn ground before I can hold a title that people say I deserve and have no one see it because they don't want to pay $50 a month to get the channel that will host the division I will wreck shop in. Fuck you WWE, I am off to beat the shit out of Zema Ion, Kenny King, and who the fuck ever TNA decides to sign to try and keep up with my awesomeness."