IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[scribbler_jones]

*The ring is dark, with only a few lights dimly illuminating the arena. Under the center light, Sagittarius Blue sits in the center of the ring, clad in his MMA shorts and a hoodie with the hood partially pulled up, hiding his face from view. He nods his head to the tune of the instrumental beat playing on his iPod, putting improvised verse to the music...*

Sagittarius Blue:

Music to mind to thought to verse
to free the soul from monotony's curse...
A song that descends like a heavenly jewel
that transcends status quo and bends all the rules...
It comes bearing tidings new and strange -
heralding hope, proclaiming change...
The message comes to a place not plain -
the home of the different, the fierce, the insane...
Where the victorious are baptized in blood
and cowards are left to die in the mud...
And so the messenger came from far and away
to where madmen and monarchs come out to play...
And came to say simply, with dire reason:
NOW OR NEVER. IT'S OPEN SEASON.

*The lights dim out, and all is dark.*

[Torphy]

Alright i'm back after a couple days absence. I sent the first part of my promo to my partner on Tuesday, but as yet had no response. Will send a chase up PM

[bearkg88]

Tomorrow is the deadline for promos. There will be no extensions. If you get your promo in late, it will affect your push

[The Tyndall Effect]

Tomorrow is the deadline for promos. There will be no extensions. If you get your promo in late, it will affect your push

Was there ever a promo assigned for Damian? If so, never got it.

[Vandarius]

Was there ever a promo assigned for Damian? If so, never got it.

If you weren't given a promo, it isn't needed, so no worries!

[The Tyndall Effect]

If you weren't given a promo, it isn't needed, so no worries!

Just makin sure, thanks.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Fletcher: Crazy? Crazy's wrestling a thousand pound grizzly bear naked in the Alaskan tundra! That make any sense to you? God I hope not because if it did you've got problems kid. What I'm trying to show you is you ain't seen crazy yet. And the only medication anybody around here is getting is that strong shot of old school I'm gonna serve you if you don't shut your mouth!

Jackson: Kid!? Bitch, I am a grown ass man, do I look 10 years old to you!? No so with that in mind you need to check yourself and I have seen crazy, hell one of my family members is one crazy sick son of a bitch. If you honestly think you are going to kick my ass, then you must be on that powder cause your talking crazy right now! aha

[Vandarius]

Sorry about my lack of IC'ing guys! I've been busy with school work, trying to make my Youtube channel better (If things go right, I could be paid to do it eventually ... But I need to play my cards right), and recently writing and posting shows! I'll try to get my IC'ing going again soon, I promise!

[BennyTheBall]

???: A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way.

??? laughs insanely.


???: I'm the boogeyman, and I'm coming to getcha!

​??? continues to laugh insanely, as he smashes a clock over his head.

[BennyTheBall]

Mr. Smyth: I've been away on a business trip, but I'm now back to resume my duties as the most important asset in the wrestling industry today.