IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[bearkg88]

Sagittarius Blue: Shaz. I have been wanting to get my hands on you for a while now. I've been waiting for a reason to stick my foot down your throat. And now I have it. Insulting me is one thing... Insulting Pisces is far worse. So help me God: I ever get you in the ring, you will be leaving on a stretcher. Under a sheet. ​

????: You are going to learn not to run your mouth

[clrj3514]

Frankie Fletcher is shown being fitted for a new custom suit by his tailor as his cell phone rings

Fletcher: Talk to me.

Caller: Frankie, what's up?

Fletcher: Getting fitted for a new suit. What's up with you?

Caller: Oh you're getting a suit? I thought you & your partner would be game-planning for your match.

Fletcher: Huh? Partner? Match?

Caller: You have you heard about your big 3-way tag match coming up this week on Chaos haven't you?

Fletcher: MY tag team match??

Caller: Yea, you & AJ Dixon teaming up agai...

Fletcher: Wait! Me & Dixon teaming up? You've got to be freaking kidding me! First off, AJ Dixon is a blubbering wannabe thug whom I detest & second I'm not a tag team wrestler. Where'd you get this information?

Caller: It was posted on IWA's website. It's free to public access.

Fletcher: Website? Public access? Don't I have a clause in my contract that says I must be informed of all my matches before anyone else?

Caller: Well yea.

Fletcher: So get off of here & call that wacko Smokey or whoever you need to call & let them know that they better change their way of doing business with me.

Caller: I think it's standard protocol Frankie.

Fletcher: Standard protocol? I'm no standard man Brady! You let the "IWA authorities" know that if these shady dealings don't come to an end they're gonna be missing out on the best thing to ever happen to professional wrestling! I don't need IWA, IWA needs me! Understand?

Brady: Yes sir.

Fletcher: You better. I'm not one of your other BS clients, I'm the Old School Outlaw. I'm "Fantastic" Frankie Fletcher!

Fletcher hangs up abruptly & throws the iPhone across the room shattering it.

Fletcher (to the camera man): Remind me to get a new phone Steven

[Vandarius]

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[BennyTheBall]

Kyojin: I'm going to win that Endurance Championship to do the exact same thing I did in the World Championship tournament- keep it away from you.

Mr. Smyth: I will have that title, and when I want something, it's like sex with Kobe Bryant - you can kick and scream all you want, but it's gonna happen.

[Torphy]

Mr. Smyth: I will have that title, and when I want something, it's like sex with Kobe Bryant - you can kick and scream all you want, but it's gonna happen.

Adonis: Now hold up one second here... I'm pretty sure i've heard this joke before.. didn't that dumbass get fired? Damn Mr Smyth.. it's been nice workin' with ya dawg, unemployment's gonna be a bitch fo' you..

[No_1eddiefan]

Mr. Smyth: I will have that title, and when I want something, it's like sex with Kobe Bryant - you can kick and scream all you want, but it's gonna happen.

Kyojin: Real original Smyth. Real original.

[CM Rock-Austin]

At the Hospital.....

Nurse: Mr. Smith, the doctor has good news and bad news for you.

Jackson: Alright Dr. Stan, lay it on me, good news first.

Dr. Stan: Well the good news is that you are cleared to leave tomorrow.

Jackson: About damn time! What's the bad news?

Dr. Stan looks over at the nurse with uneasiness

Jackson: Well spit it out damn it!

Dr. Stan: Ummmmm.....well you see, you have to pay for your hospital bill.

Jackson: What the fuck!!? IWA is supposed to pay for this!

Dr.Stan: You see, Smokey decided against it because you were attacked outside of the arena and therefore not liable for you getting hurt.

Jackson: Well I be damn! That son of a bitch! Were is Smokey at now!?

Dr. Stan: He is in a hospital as well

Jackson expression changes from anger to happiness

Jackson: Oh! Well that sucks for him!! How much is the bill?

The Nurse hands Jackson the bill and then leaves in a hurry

Jackson: $10,000!!!!!????

[BennyTheBall]

So nobody appreciates a good Family Guy reference? Bollocks to you all.

[The Tyndall Effect]

I'm heeeere!!
Long ass day- test first thing in the morning until lunch, English (my worst subject) right after lunch, and now here I am.

[BennyTheBall]

Kyojin: Real original Smyth. Real original.

Mr. Smyth: You're right. Maybe I should be like you and repeatedly say "This title is going to be mine. No one else can beat me. I have a boo boo on my head."