IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[CM Rock-Austin]

Great show, loved Black Blooded and Kyojin/Mr.Symth's promos. Also Oscar Laymen's promo made me laugh lol.

Jackson: Killa is still acting like a pussy *shakes his head*, he is only bringing himself more and more of an ass kicking!

[Rehmix]

Brock: Still not giving a damn.

Cage: You better start giving a damn, cause if we are supposed to tag together, you better be ready for anyone. even this guy who seems to have a grudge with you.

[Asherdelampyr]

Mr. Blood: well, would you look at that, seems like a couple little pussies would rather leave the company than face us. Not that we are in any way surprised, of course. Hell they showed decent judgement in getting the hell out of our way, the rest of you pathetic nameless penniless dirtbags would do well to do the same before we run your bitch asses over.

Mr. Black: Nobody can stop us.

Mr. Blood: As for the new Smokey, Daniel May was it? Actually made a good decision for business, putting a real tag team into the title match. Grotesque, Gonorrhea, whatever the fuck your names are. Don't you boys worry none about whoever wins that little tournament, you just worry about me and Black here tearing you both to fucking pieces.

Mr. Black: Nothing Personal

Mr. Blood: Just Business.

[Vandarius]

Alright ladies and germs, I have a few announcements to make!

First! ICer of the Week is Sagittarius Blue! Promo of the Week is Mr Smyth/Kyojin! Congratulations guys, and keep up the good work! Now, I have a question for you folks.

So, I was wondering what you guys would think of having an end of the year award thing for just IWA. Granted it would run from when ICW started, to the last PPV of the year for IWA in Dec, I thought it would be a good chance to reflect on the year in efedding for us so far, and gives those who made an impact some recognition. What do you guys think?

[TheDestroyer]

Cage: You better start giving a damn, cause if we are supposed to tag together, you better be ready for anyone. even this guy who seems to have a grudge with you.

?: When you both see who HE is....you will both realize you have no chance again HIM....

[No_1eddiefan]

Alright ladies and germs, I have a few announcements to make!

First! ICer of the Week is Sagittarius Blue! Promo of the Week is Mr Smyth/Kyojin! Congratulations guys, and keep up the good work! Now, I have a question for you folks.

So, I was wondering what you guys would think of having an end of the year award thing for just IWA. Granted it would run from when ICW started, to the last PPV of the year for IWA in Dec, I thought it would be a good chance to reflect on the year in efedding for us so far, and gives those who made an impact some recognition. What do you guys think?

Fuck yes Benny! We didn't even get to finish it to our standard and we get promo of the week!

As for the ICW/IWA awards, I'm all for it.

[TTC]

Cage: You better start giving a damn, cause if we are supposed to tag together, you better be ready for anyone. even this guy who seems to have a grudge with you.

Brock: Don't worry about it. As long as your with me, we'll win this thing.

[No_1eddiefan]

Kyojin: Well it seems that last week at the house show, there are two guys I should really address right now. Number one, Mr. Smyth.

You continue to try and get the upperhand mentally on me, like you have some sort of skill. You're wrong, you have a very big lack of skills. I'm sure you're going to come out and try to claim you're the rightful owner to MY Endurance Championship, but as everybody can see...

Kyojin brings the title up to the level of his face.

It says Kyojin as champion. That'll do it for me. I'm the damn Endurance Champion Smyth, and I will continue to be for a VERY long time. You want this bad boy, earn a shot and face me.

And that brings me onto my second addressee. My opponent this week on Chaos, Israel Pamich.

Pamich claims that he's a one man dynasty, that he's going to change this business as we know it. Yeah, a guy who up until Thirst for Blood had done absolutely NOTHING of note claims he's going to beat me and win this Endurance Championship. I know, I laughed too.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not going to write the guy off entirely. He's got a certain ability to him, and even though it is limited, he won the match against some great guys such as my tag team partner Malcolm Adonis to gain this shot. I mean, we won't mention that Shining Light is the only reason Pamich won but there you go.

Well Pamich, you proved you have some sort of threat to you at the house show the other day when you hit me with a European Uppercut after the match had finished with Layman pinning you. So by my estimate, firstly, you shouldn't even be facing me on Chaos, Layman should, and secondly, I owe you one.

Look back through the history of ICW and IWA, through my history. Each and every single time I've said I've owed somebody one, I paid them back. I paid them back ten times worse than they could have imagined. Van Hooligan X and Darius both made me pass out, I took the ICW World Championship from right under their noses in the biggest match at the biggest event in ICW history. Mr. Smyth attacked me on the first IWA show, and I took the Endurance Championship from under his nose at Thirst for Blood.

Trust me Pamich, when Chaos comes around, you will be introduced to the art of True Wrestling, and you will have a world of pain to walk into. If somehow you come out of there with the Endurance Championship, I will hold my hands up and say that you deserve it. But everybody already knows that that's just wishful thinking on your part.

You claim you're going to be a dynasty. All I see is a tragedy. See you at Chaos, Pamich.

[scribbler_jones]

Alright ladies and germs, I have a few announcements to make!

First! ICer of the Week is Sagittarius Blue! Promo of the Week is Mr Smyth/Kyojin! Congratulations guys, and keep up the good work! Now, I have a question for you folks.

So, I was wondering what you guys would think of having an end of the year award thing for just IWA. Granted it would run from when ICW started, to the last PPV of the year for IWA in Dec, I thought it would be a good chance to reflect on the year in efedding for us so far, and gives those who made an impact some recognition. What do you guys think?

Totally beast! Thank you!

[scribbler_jones]

Sagittarius Blue: Chris Divine, you have a thing about flirting with disaster, don't you? You've been running around getting involved in things that don't concern you - namely, my matches. You have a thing about screwing me over in said matches... and worse, you have a thing about attacking Pisces Pink to do so. For a religious guy, you don't have any problem with attacking a woman - with a weapon, even - and then running away. Isn't that kinda, you know, wrong? Or does the big guy upstairs just give you a pass? See Chrissy-Poo, you're messing with two people who have bad tempers, no patience and no problem beating you down into an unresponsive heap. Hell, Pisces would love to punch a hole in you -

Pisces Pink: You're damn right! I don't know what the fuck is screwed up in your head, Chris, but I ain't with you jumpin' me for the fuck of it, you little bitch. Maybe you think because I'm a woman I'm not dangerous to you... AND THAT'S A DAMN DREAM. I've wiped my feet on grown ass men - you ain't no different. And deep inside, you know it, don't you? That's why you had to come at me with a fucking kendo stick! You miserable, no-good coward! You're no man, Chris Divine - you're a worm!

Sagittarius Blue: A worm come to eat the apple of IWA and rot it from within. I don't know what you're doing here, what your play is... but I'm done being the hunted. You saw that when I came out and stung you with that chair. You want to play games... that's cool. You want to play games... let's play. Keep doing what you do. Keep on with the bullshit. Because soon, you get to face the music. Soon, I will catch you. Or Pisces will catch you. You don't want either... and God help you if we both catch you... heh, "God help you..." The stars are aligning, Divine... and I don't think you're going to like it.