IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[TTC]

Ace Note: *sighs* You didn't fucking smile! Seriously! I thought we've been through this! SMILE!

Brock: This something important, since you won't understand. You still haven't debuted.

[K2Jelly]

Van: I just like picking on the newbies to this business. You need to be put in place, quickly at that. But by all means, show the world how you're going to amount to anything by beating Brock Edwards. I'm sure people will give 2 shits about that!

As for your new name. Don't treasure it. I give a lot of the untalented, pointless and overall wasted time that nickname.

Oh and he's a bible basher who I would enjoy smashing his face in like the countless others I've obliterated. But please, try another fancy worded "Yo Mama" joke. I do enjoy people who have to resort to insults to keep up with me.

OOC: You can say anything to Van pal.
Shouldn't take anything VHX says seriously either.

Just don't call me smelly :'(

Ace Note: You seem to confuse my hatred to Edwards as something that I want to have culminated in an epic battle of sorts; one of those cheesy fights with the viking hat wearing opera singers, M. Bay explosions and slow-mo. I'd finish him faster than a bowl of instant Quaker Oats so I know it's nothing impressive.

Oh and uh....*mimicks a cellphone vibrating*. Excuse me. I gotta take this. This is so embarrassing.

*Ace Note starts to talk into it.*

Hello? Hellooooooo? Oh, oh, I'm sorry. This is who now? Oh, you wanna speak to Van Hooligan X? Nah, he can't talk right now. Who's calling? Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Bye now.

*Note stuffs his phone back in his pocket.*

Ace Note: He says his name is uh...SARCASM? As if I'd treasure anything you have to say. I yearn for you "kernels of wisdom" like I do a prostate exam. And what's with Van Hooliagn X, anyways? Am I supposed to me impressed because you've got "hooligan" in it? "Look out, boys! Big bad Hooligan's gonna get you!" And I love how you added X just to show us how badass you are!

[K2Jelly]

Brock: This something important, since you won't understand. You still haven't debuted.

Ace Note: I think I understood what you had to say. It was something along the lines of "Wah, wah, wah, wah, butthurt, wah, wah, wah, wah, wuh, wah, moan, wah, wah, wah, piss, wah, wah, waaaaaaah." yep. Read that loud and clear.

[TTC]

Ace Note: I think I understood what you had to say. It was something along the lines of "Wah, wah, wah, wah, butthurt, wah, wah, wah, wah, wuh, wah, moan, wah, wah, wah, piss, wah, wah, waaaaaaah." yep. Read that loud and clear.

Brock: It's not butthurt. I'm speaking something you wouldn't understand yet.

[Torphy]

Simply amazing PPV there boys, I don't think there was a single part of that show that I thought was lackluster, top quality from start to finish, massive applause to you. Great promos from Black Blooded, Oscar Layman, Kyojin, My Smyth and everyone else who did one really.

The match of the night has to be the Insane Asylum for me, you did an absolutely astounding job on that, action from bell to bell, never letting up for a second, I felt like I was watching it. Surprised me how long Adonis lasted, but big thanks from me for that, it's an honour to be rated that highly. If you look at my predictions, I stated that the winner was going to be 'Mystery Entrant', now I know I could just be claiming this but I had noticed Roba become a little more active throughout the forums recently, and just had a feeling he was coming back.

So that said, the surprise of the night can't go to him as I was hoping he was going to be there. Surprise of the night for me were the appearances of VHX and Carlos Alberto Fuckin Ramon (The greatest ever HWA character). With RR, VHX and CAR all now in IWA, shit's about to get real. Best in the world baby!

[Torphy]

IWA.com Exclusive!

A Camera is backstage with Malcolm Adonis who looks incredibly tired, and distressed after his match with Shining Light, and his performance in the Insane Asylum.

Cameraman: Malcolm, how does it feel to come so close to immortality only to be..

Adonis: Hey, yo shut up for a minute man.. have you seen Valentina? God damn it man why did she insist on comin' out to the ring with me? Ain't no place for a girl with no wrestling experience..

Adonis looks around him in the hopes that Valentina may just be hanging around backstage but starts to panic when he can't see her.

Adonis: Aww geez man.. what the hell was Shinin' Light thinkin'? I swear man if he touches a single hair on her head i'ma break his freakin' neck.. ain't right man.. it ain't right.. yo, i'm outta here I gotta go look for her.

Adonis walks away from the camera as it focuses on him frantically walking down a corridor and looking inside every door he comes to.

[Glamour Girl]

IWA.com Exclusive!

A Camera is backstage with Malcolm Adonis who looks incredibly tired, and distressed after his match with Shining Light, and his performance in the Insane Asylum.

Cameraman: Malcolm, how does it feel to come so close to immortality only to be..

Adonis: Hey, yo shut up for a minute man.. have you seen Valentina? God damn it man why did she insist on comin' out to the ring with me? Ain't no place for a girl with no wrestling experience..

Adonis looks around him in the hopes that Valentina may just be hanging around backstage but starts to panic when he can't see her.

Adonis: Aww geez man.. what the hell was Shinin' Light thinkin'? I swear man if he touches a single hair on her head i'ma break his freakin' neck.. ain't right man.. it ain't right.. yo, i'm outta here I gotta go look for her.

Adonis walks away from the camera as it focuses on him frantically walking down a corridor and looking inside every door he comes to.

Athena: I almost thought you said the ring was no place for a girl, but then I realized you were talking about your skanky valet who has no business being anywhere near a ring and I have to agree with you there.

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[bearkg88]

Thank you all for the positive feedback guys. I won't be on much today as I am taking the gf, her sis, and their cousin to see this all day twilight movie marathon, and I know if I have my phone out each of them would bite my head off. Keep up the amazing ICing. Now on another note, Vand and I have yet to take a break since starting IWA, so we are goingg to do that, but here is the catch. Sometime between now and Tuesday, I'm goingg to work out the next card and send out assignments. This will be the show for Dec 1st, but it's going to be the supercard, with alot of big matches and promos Also, Ill be posting stuff for the end of the year awards in the IWA/ICW year here in the next week for people to vote on

[Torphy]

Athena: I almost thought you said the ring was no place for a girl, but then I realized you were talking about your skanky valet who has no business being anywhere near a ring and I have to agree with you there.

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Adonis: Listen fella that ain't no way to talk about a wo.. man.. Oh Geez..

[Glamour Girl]

Adonis: Listen fella that ain't no way to talk about a wo.. man.. Oh Geez..

Athena: Watch your tongue buddy! You don't want any of this, trust me.