IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[K2Jelly]

Dave Steele: Athena... if you need for me to take this piece of garbage out for you, I'd gladly do it.

Ace Note: Yo, man. I'd hate to tell you this but I think you've got something on your face. Right around your nose. I have no idea whether you pigged out on chocolate ice cream or not but it looks suspiciously brown.

[Super_Dave]

Ace Note: Yo, man. I'd hate to tell you this but I think you've got something on your face. Right around your nose. I have no idea whether you pigged out on chocolate ice cream or not but it looks suspiciously brown.

Dave Steele: I'd hate to tell you this... but it looks like you could have something up your ass! It will be my foot if you don't keep your nose out of this.

[K2Jelly]

Dave Steele: I'd hate to tell you this... but it looks like you could have something up your ass! It will be my foot if you don't keep your nose out of this.

Ace Note: Alright, alright. Fair enough. I'll keep out of your business. Just don't be surprised when you find her...er...him...it doesn't appreciate your loyalty. She...Athena seems to be in this business for hers...itself ​and plans to take no one along for the ride.

[Super_Dave]

Ace Note: Alright, alright. Fair enough. I'll keep out of your business. Just don't be surprised when you find her...er...him...it doesn't appreciate your loyalty. She...Athena seems to be in this business for hers...itself ​and plans to take no one along for the ride.

Dave Steele: I'm glad you are backing off chump... that's about the smartest decision you have ever made. Either way I can smell your fear from here and you just saved yourself from the beating of your life.

[K2Jelly]

Dave Steele: I'm glad you are backing off chump... that's about the smartest decision you have ever made. Either way I can smell your fear from here and you just saved yourself from the beating of your life.

Ace Note: Pssh. Please. The only reason I'm "backing off" is because there's only a few things in this world that make me cringe. One of them is seeing another man cry. Feel free to swing by the locker room and pick up some Kleenex for when she...it breaks your heart...or your spine. Which ever comes first.

[Super_Dave]

Ace Note: Pssh. Please. The only reason I'm "backing off" is because there's only a few things in this world that make me cringe. One of them is seeing another man cry. Feel free to swing by the locker room and pick up some Kleenex for when she...it breaks your heart...or your spine. Which ever comes first.

Dave Steele: No thanks chump... I'll just swing by the locker room and kick your teeth in. That would make me feel better seeing your pathetic self cringing on the ground in agony and pain.

[K2Jelly]

Dave Steele: No thanks chump... I'll just swing by the locker room and kick your teeth in. That would make me feel better seeing your pathetic self cringing on the ground in agony and pain.

Ace Note: Woah, woah. Easy there, Mighty Joe Young. I don't think such a "delicate flower" like Athena would appreciate you using such a coarse method of aggression. How's about we joust in the golden wheat fields at noon? Or settle our differences in a sporting game of Othello? No. Too hard? Tic-tac-toe? Naw, I'd probably beat you there, too.....Man, this is gonna be tough.

[Vandarius]

Athena: I'd love to see you try it.

Darius: I will, barbie. You should have never of joined if you didn't want to be challenged.

[Super_Dave]

Ace Note: Woah, woah. Easy there, Mighty Joe Young. I don't think such a "delicate flower" like Athena would appreciate you using such a coarse method of aggression. How's about we joust in the golden wheat fields at noon? Or settle our differences in a sporting game of Othello? No. Too hard? Tic-tac-toe? Naw, I'd probably beat you there, too.....Man, this is gonna be tough.

Dave Steele: What about a puzzle? I like puzzles. I can slowly beat the shit out of your face and tear it into pieces and put them in a box. Then I'll send that box to your family and let them have the pleasure of putting your crappy face back together. That sounds like fun and it'll bring your whole family together. I like that option better.

[K2Jelly]

Dave Steele: What about a puzzle? I like puzzles. I can slowly beat the shit out of your face and tear it into pieces and put them in a box. Then I'll send that box to your family and let them have the pleasure of putting your crappy face back together. That sounds like fun and it'll bring your whole family together. I like that option better.

Ace Note: Yeah, the only problem with that is...my folks kinda hate me so they'd probably return to the sender. Plus, I doubt you'd be able to open a box much less be able to send one. But if you do, don't use scissors to open it. We wouldn't want you cutting yourself with them after all. Oh and if you happen to fall into the box, don't freak out, okay? I'm sure you'll be able to get out...eventually. If not, I'll phone in the National Guard.