IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[bearkg88]

KAYFABULOUS

Blog 76: Entering The Fray: Amazons, Gangstas and Anarchy?!

Writer & Editor: Ron Macoonie

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Greetings loyal fanbase, smarks and wiki walkers alike! Welcome to the 76th edition of Kayfabulous, the #1 primetime wrestling outlet on the interwebs, guaranteed to provide you with the most accurate inside information from whatever wrestling federation we have. Drek and I decided to put all our eggs in one basket and sign up to IWA, run by Daniel May. Here, we have some familiar faces from pas, defunct indy feds such as Sagittarius Blue, Darius, KJ PUNK, Brock Edwards and Chris Divine and a couple of mainstreamers like Ryan Wells and Shining Light.

Everything was looking good...until we walked in the front door. Yeah, lesson number one: when you want to make an impression in a new work environment, bad mix tapes with saggy pants will get you nowhere except for out the front door. Fortunately, we were met with indifference from our antics and have still been allowed to keep our jobs.

But c'mon, we all know why you're really here. We've read all your tweets in response to all of our IWA hype promos, months prior to signing up here and we've read 'em all with most of them having a central message..."Can I have Skyler Drek's phone number? He's so dreamy" Yep. I hope you're laughing now at this, mostly out of contempt since he decided to be a smart@ss and make a couple of phony Twitter accounts all asking the same question. Seriously, and he says I'm desperate.

Anyways, the real central question is, "What can we expect from you guys? I mean, you haven't even had the chance to lace up your f#@%ing boots yet? When are you yucks gonna do something?" Okay, okay. We get it. That was more than one question and most of that sounded pretty hateful but they're ire is understandable as we haven't actually been in the ring as of yet but lay off, 'kay? Not our faults those places got shut down. But trust me, things WILL get better. How can I guarantee this? Well, the next episode of Chaos is coming up very shortly; two weeks to be exact. Mr. May himself sent both Skyler and I a personal messages telling us to get ready because we'll be making an appearance!!!!! #MarkingOut

So with that said, expect us to be making our appearances and in this wrestling business, anything can happen. So, that means we could get title shots, future endeavored, signed up to creative...whatever happens happens and that's what Kayfabulous does, embrace the chaos and while we journey down this dangerous road of professional wrestling we aim to do one thing and one thing happen: "Break kayfabe as much as possible! Because if you're in the know, you're a part of the show!"

Well, I'm going to end this blog for tonight. Tune in next time where we'll be evaluating the IWA talent after the next episode of Chaos takes place. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be rubbing that CY Young victory in Drek's face. Sucks to suck, Cubs.

Until next time,

Ron <3

I must say...this was very unique I like it

[bearkg88]

Mr. Smyth: Was being the key word here. As beneficial as it is to look and admire on past successes, is it not time for the two of you to put an action plan for the future and look to achieve something else? Or you could continue to be a pair of whinging old ladies.

Divine: Whinging old ladies? Aren't you the chumperino who chose not to face Kyojin for the Endurance title? Now, Divine make not like Kyojin, but atleast man up about it and admit your afraid of the jap

[BennyTheBall]

Divine: Whinging old ladies? Aren't you the chumperino who chose not to face Kyojin for the Endurance title? Now, Divine make not like Kyojin, but atleast man up about it and admit your afraid of the jap

Mr. Smyth: My decision to not faced Kyojin was one that was made for the benefit of business. Like Kyojin, you too cannot appreciate the grander picture. But it's fine - you continue to live within your own reality.

[bearkg88]

Ok. All of my promos that need to be done are done for other companies. Time for a break

[bearkg88]

Hey who added the #wewantkyovsdivine?

[No_1eddiefan]

Hey who added the #wewantkyovsdivine?

It definitely wasn't me.....

[HolyJose2391]

Hey who added the #wewantkyovsdivine?

.....I read that as #wewanktokyovsdivine

[Asherdelampyr]

KAYFABULOUS

Blog 76: Entering The Fray: Amazons, Gangstas and Anarchy?!

Writer & Editor: Ron Macoonie

-----------------------------------------------------

Greetings loyal fanbase, smarks and wiki walkers alike! Welcome to the 76th edition of Kayfabulous, the #1 primetime wrestling outlet on the interwebs, guaranteed to provide you with the most accurate inside information from whatever wrestling federation we have. Drek and I decided to put all our eggs in one basket and sign up to IWA, run by Daniel May. Here, we have some familiar faces from pas, defunct indy feds such as Sagittarius Blue, Darius, KJ PUNK, Brock Edwards and Chris Divine and a couple of mainstreamers like Ryan Wells and Shining Light.

Everything was looking good...until we walked in the front door. Yeah, lesson number one: when you want to make an impression in a new work environment, bad mix tapes with saggy pants will get you nowhere except for out the front door. Fortunately, we were met with indifference from our antics and have still been allowed to keep our jobs.

But c'mon, we all know why you're really here. We've read all your tweets in response to all of our IWA hype promos, months prior to signing up here and we've read 'em all with most of them having a central message..."Can I have Skyler Drek's phone number? He's so dreamy" Yep. I hope you're laughing now at this, mostly out of contempt since he decided to be a smart@ss and make a couple of phony Twitter accounts all asking the same question. Seriously, and he says I'm desperate.

Anyways, the real central question is, "What can we expect from you guys? I mean, you haven't even had the chance to lace up your f#@%ing boots yet? When are you yucks gonna do something?" Okay, okay. We get it. That was more than one question and most of that sounded pretty hateful but they're ire is understandable as we haven't actually been in the ring as of yet but lay off, 'kay? Not our faults those places got shut down. But trust me, things WILL get better. How can I guarantee this? Well, the next episode of Chaos is coming up very shortly; two weeks to be exact. Mr. May himself sent both Skyler and I a personal messages telling us to get ready because we'll be making an appearance!!!!! #MarkingOut

So with that said, expect us to be making our appearances and in this wrestling business, anything can happen. So, that means we could get title shots, future endeavored, signed up to creative...whatever happens happens and that's what Kayfabulous does, embrace the chaos and while we journey down this dangerous road of professional wrestling we aim to do one thing and one thing happen: "Break kayfabe as much as possible! Because if you're in the know, you're a part of the show!"

Well, I'm going to end this blog for tonight. Tune in next time where we'll be evaluating the IWA talent after the next episode of Chaos takes place. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be rubbing that CY Young victory in Drek's face. Sucks to suck, Cubs.

Until next time,

Ron <3

that was fucking awesome!
loved it

[CM Rock-Austin]

Amazing PPV guys!!! Loved reading it from top to bottom, my top 2 matches were the championship match and the asylum match!! I have to say I was surprised at the Van, Carlos, Zero, and Rob debuts, awesome to see you guys here! Can't wait to see what happens here next, should be interesting .

Jackson: I'm sure Killa loves the hospital he is at, I even made sure he had the room to himself so he can suffer privately *laughs*. Anyway I have my briefcase back so it is just a matter of time before I cash this in. We have a new group here I see, well let me be the first to say, all you guys can go jump off a cliff, no one will try to save you, and no one will be sad . IWA is going to get a lot interesting!

[K2Jelly]

Amazing PPV guys!!! Loved reading it from top to bottom, my top 2 matches were the championship match and the asylum match!! I have to say I was surprised at the Van, Carlos, Zero, and Rob debuts, awesome to see you guys here! Can't wait to see what happens here next, should be interesting .

Jackson: I'm sure Killa loves the hospital he is at, I even made sure he had the room to himself so he can suffer privately *laughs*. Anyway I have my briefcase back so it is just a matter of time before I cash this in. We have a new group here I see, well let me be the first to say, all you guys can go jump off a cliff, no one will try to save you, and no one will be sad . IWA is going to get a lot interesting!

Ace Note: If all the new guys jump off a cliff, how would things be more interesting? Wouldn't things be less interesting since you'd have less guys to have more variety?