IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Drek: Well, looks like we got the wrong impression, Mr. Ramon. We'll just be....wait, wait, wait, wuh? Did you say Carlos Alberto Ramon? THE Carlos Alberto Ramon? Van Hooligan X's partner in crime? Brought HWA to its knees? The longest reigning HWA World Champion of all time? Voted "Best Heel" by Wrestling Observed Newsletter in 2011? Ranked #73 on the PWI 500 last year, the third highest placement of any indy wrestler? THAT Carlos Alberto Ramon?!

Macoonie: We screwed up pretty big, huh?

Drek: Dude, our bad! We had no idea it was really you! See, we never really watched HWA but we heard all about "The Clique". It almost sounded too fantastic to be real!

Macoonie: This is totally going on our blog!

Drek: Dude, imagine if we were to actually get in the ring with him and X. THAT is some blogworthy material right there!

Macoonie: And mark out material, too!

Drek: You know it!

Ramon: *Begins to smile* Seem's like you geeks are not to bad after all.. It's also clear you know a great wrestler when you see one and have done your research on the bad guy, El Bandido!

Tell you what.. If you guys want.. and can take a break from all that blogging, I can hook you up with some actual women? I'm not talking about those realistic Japanese video's on the internet Kyojin's mother stars in either, I'm talking about the real thing chico's!

There's this women around here, she's called Valentina! just tell her Ramon sent you.

Enjoy amigo's and remember, put the word out.. Carlos Alberto Ramon is back and finally I.W.A is worth watching!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

its Zero aka SEZ. SES is another user altogether and no we are definitely not lol

GOSH! come on Glamour Girl.. it's Zero aka SEZ, it's not hard.

Women.. pftt.

[Super_Dave]

Dave is like my bosom buddy or something, man. I'd save the bromance title for me and TTC... even though he doesn't call me back about the faxes I've sent about the messages I've left about the texts I've sent anymore...

I'm gonna cry man!

[Super_Dave]

Ramon: *Begins to smile* Seem's like you geeks are not to bad after all.. It's also clear you know a great wrestler when you see one and have done your research on the bad guy, El Bandido!

Tell you what.. If you guys want.. and can take a break from all that blogging, I can hook you up with some actual women? I'm not talking about those realistic Japanese video's on the internet Kyojin's mother stars in either, I'm talking about the real thing chico's!

There's this women around here, she's called Valentina! just tell her Ramon sent you.

Enjoy amigo's and remember, put the word out.. Carlos Alberto Ramon is back and finally I.W.A is worth watching!

Dave Steele:That explains things... that Japanese mother looked familiar to me!

[The Tyndall Effect]

I'm gonna cry man!

I'm sorry, bro... I love you!

[K2Jelly]

Ramon: *Begins to smile* Seem's like you geeks are not to bad after all.. It's also clear you know a great wrestler when you see one and have done your research on the bad guy, El Bandido!

Tell you what.. If you guys want.. and can take a break from all that blogging, I can hook you up with some actual women? I'm not talking about those realistic Japanese video's on the internet Kyojin's mother stars in either, I'm talking about the real thing chico's!

There's this women around here, she's called Valentina! just tell her Ramon sent you.

Enjoy amigo's and remember, put the word out.. Carlos Alberto Ramon is back and finally I.W.A is worth watching!

Drek: No problem, Mr. Ramon! See ya around!

*Kayfabulous turn around to leave.*

Macoonie: What a nice guy! You think we could join up with him?

Drek: Hell no.

Macoonie: Huh?

Drek: Focus, man! FOCUS!

Macoonie: I reapeat, "Huh?"

Drek: It was obvious that he was playing up as a heel. He was in character! We can't switch alignments at the drop of a hat just because he offers us a few chicas! Besides, we were trolling him by pretending that we thought he was Razor Ramon, remember? We were supposed to be disparaging to him as faces because he's a heel and suggesting that he's a carbon copy of a now retired and disgraced wrestler is the ultimate slap in the face to someone who's done what he's done.

Macoonie: Oh.

Drek: Exactly. Don't lose focus, dude! We're faces, he's a heel! We were just buttering him up so he could get a swelled head.

Macoonie: What would that accomplish.

Drek: Dagger in the back, anyone?

Macoonie: Sneaky, a big heelish but I like it! When're we gonna do it?

Drek: When the times comes, you'll know and he and Van Hooligan X won't know what hit 'em.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Dave Steele:That explains things... that Japanese mother looked familiar to me!

Ramon: Yeah man, she's so much like Kyojin it's unreal.. good agility and very flexible *Ramon smirks* Just like Kyojin she's not afraid to get in there with more then one man either *Ramon laughs* Just a shame, that like Kyojin.. she's disappointing.

[No_1eddiefan]

I don't think Eddie and SEZ are the only ones with a bromance in these e-feds :P.

Fixed.

AND OUR BROMANCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!

[Super_Dave]

I'm sorry, bro... I love you!

Damn bro... you haven't taken me out to dinner yet, you can't say shit like that. I'm not easy.

[Super_Dave]

Ramon: Yeah man, she's so much like Kyojin it's unreal.. good agility and very flexible *Ramon smirks* Just like Kyojin she's not afraid to get in there with more then one man either *Ramon laughs* Just a shame, that like Kyojin.. she's disappointing.

Dave Steele: What do you expect from $2 dollar hookers!