IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[Glamour Girl]

Adonis: Daaamn you cold, baby. Hell, here's what Malcolm's gonna do for ya. He's gonna light a few candles, run a nice hot bath, put on his silk robe and play a little Barry White for ya. Then once he's all done warmin' you up.. he's gonna take you to his giant bedroom.. lay you down on his comfy ass bed.. reach into his bedside drawers and pull out a paper bag to place on yo' head so he can make love to you without feelin' gay! I'll see you around nine.

Athena: Hey it's not me you have to convince of your "straightness" Miss Elton John. Seems to me that all your smooth talking and lady loving is just a cover for what your heart really wants. Eddings is only agreeing with you because he knows if the cat's out of the bag he's sleeping on the couch tonight and he'd much rather sleep next to you.

[Torphy]

Athena: Hey it's not me you have to convince of your "straightness" Miss Elton John. Seems to me that all your smooth talking and lady loving is just a cover for what your heart really wants. Eddings is only agreeing with you because he knows if the cat's out of the bag he's sleeping on the couch tonight and he'd much rather sleep next to you.

Adonis: Hey, if you gotta mask yo' own insecurities by tellin' lil lies about Malcolm, then that's cool sweetheart. I mean he'd probably do the same in your situation, but then again Malcolm Adonis is the sexiest man on this planet today, so he's got no need to bend the truth! It really is a burden but I can carry it.. someone gotta do it!

[The Tyndall Effect]

Athena: Hey it's not me you have to convince of your "straightness" Miss Elton John. Seems to me that all your smooth talking and lady loving is just a cover for what your heart really wants. Eddings is only agreeing with you because he knows if the cat's out of the bag he's sleeping on the couch tonight and he'd much rather sleep next to you.

Damian: Look now, Elton John I actually dated, Adonis, not so much, suga! Leave me out of this and stop calling Adonis gay, because if he was, I'd have been Pit Stop #1! Haaay!

[bearkg88]

Damian: Look now, Elton John I actually dated, Adonis, not so much, suga! Leave me out of this and stop calling Adonis gay, because if he was, I'd have been Pit Stop #1! Haaay!

Cody: oh lord heaven above...this is the kind of people daniel may has working here?

Ryan: no wonder this tag team division, no...actually...this whole company needs saved

Cody: and who can restore this company to its former prestige?

Ryan: three

Cody: of a

Ashley: kind

[scribbler_jones]

*The Star Signs happen to be walking by when they hear the commotion involving Adonis, Athena and Eddings.*

Pisces Pink (grabbing Sagittarius Blue's arm): Keep moving - we're supposed to go get smoothies together... hurry!

*Sagittarius reluctantly goes along. Mainly because Pisces is bigger than him.*

[AirBourne]

Wells: It seems the people want to see me take on both Ryder and Edwards at the PPV, but the point remains, any three of those possibilities to vote on, I would win! They can't beat me, they can't beat the Freak! I'll destroy them both easily, and then go and win the IWA Championship!

[The Tyndall Effect]

Cody: oh lord heaven above...this is the kind of people daniel may has working here?

Ryan: no wonder this tag team division, no...actually...this whole company needs saved

Cody: and who can restore this company to its former prestige?

Ryan: three

Cody: of a

Ashley: kind

Damian: If you little boys- and girl- have a problem, we can settle it now, suga!

[scribbler_jones]

Damian: If you little boys- and girl- have a problem, we can settle it now, suga!

Sagittarius Blue: I wanna stay and watch!

*Pisces Pink just gives him >that look< and lifts him by his arm and keeps walking.*

[bearkg88]

Creative, when you get a sec if you could check in the cave, there is something to look at

[BennyTheBall]

To the Bat Cave, Alfred...