IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[B-MCINTYRE]

Israel: I respect you as a Human Being and as a person, I do not respect you as someone who can not stop whinging about their car

Will I Am: Yeah. Is that so. Why don't you get out of my face if you're not gonna help me then.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Will I Am: but, but, but... people are suppose to respect me... why does no-one respect me ...

Israel: I respect you as a Human Being and as a person, I do not respect you as someone who can not stop whinging about their car

Jackson: ^^^^This guy said it for me

[B-MCINTYRE]

Jackson: ^^^^This guy said it for me

Will I Am: I see... I think I need to explain what an expensive and precious car this is...

[BennyTheBall]

Will I Am: I see... I think I need to explain what an expensive and precious car this is...

Mr. Smyth: Please do. But not here. Over there somewhere.

[Asherdelampyr]

Will I Am: I see... I think I need to explain what an expensive and precious car this is...

Mr. Blood: I swear to fuck if you don't shut the fuck up about your god damned car, we will chain you to the back of my bike and road-haul you until you are nothing but a pelvis wearing a belt. Nobody gives a damn about a man who's history was nothing but a series of failures and almost-reached. So fuck off, and go find something in line with your abilities, like cleaning the bathrooms or something.

Mr. Black: Fucking waste of skin


ooc: hey, great to see you around man, Will I am is always entertaining!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mr. Blood: I swear to fuck if you don't shut the fuck up about your god damned car, we will chain you to the back of my bike and road-haul you until you are nothing but a pelvis wearing a belt. Nobody gives a damn about a man who's history was nothing but a series of failures and almost-reached. So fuck off, and go find something in line with your abilities, like cleaning the bathrooms or something.

Mr. Black: Fucking waste of skin


ooc: hey, great to see you around man, Will I am is always entertaining!

He is a great heel... Everything he does is too piss someone else off... I got bored and wanted to IC... Haven't done any virtual shit talking in ages.


Will I Am: .... So yeah, as I was saying. My car is worth a lot of money. It's a one of a kind.. I have all the money in the world and I still can't replace this car... please help me find it. Wait a minute.... wait a minute... I believe you just insulted me.... You insulted me! Do you know who i am you pathetic excuse for a tag team... You can even admit that you being champions was the death of two tag divisions in the past. You want to talk about failures... Black Blooded emphasizes Failures... You should be polishing my $9000 shoes and bowing at my feet you insidious morons... Now my car is black and white striped. That should be enough information even for your small brains to be able to find, be a nice couple of lambs and go find it for me.

[Super_Dave]

*Dave Steele sees a black car with white stripes.... he approaches the vehicles and looks around. He unzips his pants and begins to relieve himself as he pisses on the door and tires of the car.*

Dave Steele: Damn... This feels good. I really had to go.

[The Tyndall Effect]

Damian: Has anybody seen the Homeboys? They been gone for a while now...

Bushido: Some Nathan dude had them pick up a ton of pudding for him- something about a TWE Pudding Pool Bikini thing.

[No_1eddiefan]

He is a great heel... Everything he does is too piss someone else off... I got bored and wanted to IC... Haven't done any virtual shit talking in ages.


Will I Am: .... So yeah, as I was saying. My car is worth a lot of money. It's a one of a kind.. I have all the money in the world and I still can't replace this car... please help me find it. Wait a minute.... wait a minute... I believe you just insulted me.... You insulted me! Do you know who i am you pathetic excuse for a tag team... You can even admit that you being champions was the death of two tag divisions in the past. You want to talk about failures... Black Blooded emphasizes Failures... You should be polishing my $9000 shoes and bowing at my feet you insidious morons... Now my car is black and white striped. That should be enough information even for your small brains to be able to find, be a nice couple of lambs and go find it for me.

The last ever promo in HWA was a Will.I.Am promo- written by me.

True story.

[Shaz11]

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