IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[scribbler_jones]

Brock: Actually, let me tell you a story. Sometime ago I asked management to give me the two worst wrestlers they got. And you want to know what they told me.... humm.... any guesses? They told me, Sagittarius Blue and Pisces Pink were not available. Take it as you may.

Sagittarius Blue: Hey, that's a cute story! Here's another one: A Minnesota mountain man got together with his sister... and after three failed abortions, Brock Edwards was born. Unfortunately, the story hasn't ended... *looks threateningly at Brock* yet.

[TTC]

Sagittarius Blue: Hey, that's a cute story! Here's another one: A Minnesota mountain man got together with his sister... and after three failed abortions, Brock Edwards was born. Unfortunately, the story hasn't ended... *looks threateningly at Brock* yet.

Brock: How cute.... you replaced your name with mine. To get everyone to believe it. Please tell me more of your personal stories.

[scribbler_jones]

Brock: How cute.... you replaced your name with mine. To get everyone to believe it. Please tell me more of your personal stories.

Sagittarius Blue: I'm so glad you like it Have you heard the story of the knight and the dragon? Once upon a time, a large and ornery dragon came into a kingdom and started talking a lot of unnecessary bullshit. Then one day a knight dressed in blue armor showed up and stabbed him in the face. Repeatedly. The dragon kept hollering some shit about "scribbler jones" and "kayfabe" but the fearless knight kept stabbing until the dragon was a schizo, bloody mess. Then he fell out laughing. The end. How's that?

[TTC]

Sagittarius Blue: I'm so glad you like it Have you heard the story of the knight and the dragon? Once upon a time, a large and ornery dragon came into a kingdom and started talking a lot of unnecessary bullshit. Then one day a knight dressed in blue armor showed up and stabbed him in the face. Repeatedly. The dragon kept hollering some shit about "scribbler jones" and "kayfabe" but the fearless knight kept stabbing until the dragon was a schizo, bloody mess. Then he fell out laughing. The end. How's that?

Brock: And you say I need thereby. That's the most messed up shit I've ever heard. I mean, do you tell little kids this. Also, how can a fucking dragon talk? You are complete bullshit. Along with Miss Piggie over there.

[scribbler_jones]

Brock: And you say I need thereby. That's the most messed up shit I've ever heard. I mean, do you tell little kids this. Also, how can a fucking dragon talk? You are complete bullshit. Along with Miss Piggie over there.

Sagittarius Blue: You think that's a fucked-up fairy tale, you should read the real Grimm stories. Speaking of fairy tales: you, the next big thing in wrestling? Tell me another one, Brocky

[TTC]

Sagittarius Blue: You think that's a fucked-up fairy tale, you should read the real Grimm stories. Speaking of fairy tales: you, the next big thing in wrestling? Tell me another one, Brocky

Brock: Tell you another one of how great I am? Sure. There once lived a man who they called Sagittarius Blue. He was classified by many of men as a conqueror. Many feared, but then a man known as Brock Edwards came along and challenged Sagittarius Blue. Sagittarius then declined and began to hide from that very man. While Sagittarius when onto hiding and left as a coward to everyone's mind. Brock Edwards then went onto dominate the place.

[scribbler_jones]

Brock: Tell you another one of how great I am? Sure. There once lived a man who they called Sagittarius Blue. He was classified by many of men as a conqueror. Many feared, but then a man known as Brock Edwards came along and challenged Sagittarius Blue. Sagittarius then declined and began to hide from that very man. While Sagittarius when onto hiding and left as a coward to everyone's mind. Brock Edwards then went onto dominate the place.

Sagittarius Blue: Ah Brock, you and your stories... I bet you tell these to all the nurses in the mental facility.

[TTC]

Sagittarius Blue: Ah Brock, you and your stories... I bet you tell these to all the nurses in the mental facility.

Brock: Last time I checked, I don't go to a mental institute. And I am not mentally insane. I ain't Smokey.

[Asherdelampyr]

*Vivica skips through the hallway, 2 Gears following behind her, carrying some sort of a case with her, she stops at each door, peeking her head in*

Vivica: Now where did she go? I found that makeup whore's stuff Where is Stinky Pinky so we can start her makeover?

[scribbler_jones]

Brock: Last time I checked, I don't go to a mental institute. And I am not mentally insane. I ain't Smokey.

Sagittarius Blue: You don't go to a mental institute YET. Things change...