IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

**K2Jelly** · 01-24-2013, 04:41 PM

Macoonie: Breathe, man. Breeeeeathe.

Drek: This is driving me up the wall...I don't know how long I can hold out!

Macoonie: You know what? Screw Sebastian. Let's write that blog!

Drek: WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Macoonie: Flair would be proud.

**Dennis** · 01-24-2013, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Ace Note: Oh, I don't know? How about Juno Mercury? But rest assured, I'm not going to play the knight in shining armor here. She can take care of herself. But back to you, Douche Boy. I've seen it so many times before. With Edwards, with Smyth, with Shining. I don't give a fuck if you started things first or not. You're still an eyesore to this company. You and Rymac. These wrestlers here, we're here to compete, not "pardy" and hit on every moving thing with funbags. This ain't a place filled with strobes and all that bullshit. We're here to wrestle. At least the assholes here earn their keep and act like they want to be here. All of this? You haven't proven a damn thing to me or anyone here except for the fact that you two are better off as traffic cops than wrestlers. I used to be in your shoes, the guy on the other side of the fence who hadn't even gotten his cleats dirty in the grass and mud. But instead of talking all the time, I stood up to the punks who tried to take me out and proved them wrong. You wanna convince me that you're going to try and beat me, to take me down. Newsflash, asshole, I stood up to the crazy bastard who CRUCIFIED someone on live television!! I spat in the face of his God and you think your fist pumping's going to scare me off? You don't wanna face me now. You don't wanna face me EVER because if you do, you will be in the worst living hell you've ever been in your entire life.

D-boy: Don't take my pardying ways as a sign of weakness ace! I have no fear of you, nor anyone else in this locker room. You can preach to my your accolades and guess what I don't give a shit. To me you will always be a clown. The only fist pumping your going to see is my fists punching your face. As far as Juno goes, she can handle her own self... Instead of worrying about what I am doing around here why don't you worry about actually being relevant again? I have never hit on juno or anyone else here for that matter. The only thing worse than your jokes is your logic.

**AshleyPunk** · 01-24-2013, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Ace Note: Oh, I don't know? How about Juno Mercury? But rest assured, I'm not going to play the knight in shining armor here. She can take care of herself. But back to you, Douche Boy. I've seen it so many times before. With Edwards, with Smyth, with Shining. I don't give a fuck if you started things first or not. You're still an eyesore to this company. You and Rymac. These wrestlers here, we're here to compete, not "pardy" and hit on every moving thing with funbags. This ain't a place filled with strobes and all that bullshit. We're here to wrestle. At least the assholes here earn their keep and act like they want to be here. All of this? You haven't proven a damn thing to me or anyone here except for the fact that you two are better off as traffic cops than wrestlers. I used to be in your shoes, the guy on the other side of the fence who hadn't even gotten his cleats dirty in the grass and mud. But instead of talking all the time, I stood up to the punks who tried to take me out and proved them wrong. You wanna convince me that you're going to try and beat me, to take me down. Newsflash, asshole, I stood up to the crazy bastard who CRUCIFIED someone on live television!! I spat in the face of his God and you think your fist pumping's going to scare me off? You don't wanna face me now. You don't wanna face me EVER because if you do, you will be in the worst living hell you've ever been in your entire life.

Juno: I can most definately handle myself and all the guys around here know this..

Originally Posted by Dennis

D-boy: Don't take my pardying ways as a sign of weakness ace! I have no fear of you, nor anyone else in this locker room. You can preach to my your accolades and guess what I don't give a shit. To me you will always be a clown. The only fist pumping your going to see is my fists punching your face. As far as Juno goes, she can handle her own self... Instead of worrying about what I am doing around here why don't you worry about actually being relevant again? I have never hit on juno or anyone else here for that matter. The only thing worse than your jokes is your logic.

Juno: Like you would get far if you, even tried it on with me

**K2Jelly** · 01-24-2013, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by Dennis

D-boy: Don't take my pardying ways as a sign of weakness ace! I have no fear of you, nor anyone else in this locker room. You can preach to my your accolades and guess what I don't give a shit. To me you will always be a clown. The only fist pumping your going to see is my fists punching your face. As far as Juno goes, she can handle her own self... Instead of worrying about what I am doing around here why don't you worry about actually being relevant again? I have never hit on juno or anyone else here for that matter. The only thing worse than your jokes is your logic.

Ace Note: Way to build up 'dem strawmen, D-Boy. I guess I'll play the role of the Big Bad Wolf and blow every single one of 'em down. Again? I've apparently got the most capable talents here talking to me. I guess that makes me pretty relevant.

Oh no, those aren't accolades. Those are testaments of how much I don't give a damn about the two of you trying to put on a show. Call it arrogance but the two of you are about as lethal as a sedated baby panda compared to the adversity I've had to face around here and they were all from people who act like wrestlers and not Jersey Shore cast members. So why don't you use that high school education, that it took you seven years to achieve, to do a simple math equation. Ace Note + Pardy Boyz = You two flat on your asses.

**Dennis** · 01-24-2013, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Ace Note: Way to build up 'dem strawmen, D-Boy. I guess I'll play the role of the Big Bad Wolf and blow every single one of 'em down. Again? I've apparently got the most capable talents here talking to me. I guess that makes me pretty relevant.

Oh no, those aren't accolades. Those are testaments of how much I don't give a damn about the two of you trying to put on a show. Call it arrogance but the two of you are about as lethal as a sedated baby panda compared to the adversity I've had to face around here and they were all from people who act like wrestlers and not Jersey Shore cast members. So why don't you use that high school education, that it took you seven years to achieve, to do a simple math equation. Ace Note + Pardy Boyz = You two flat on your asses.

D-boy: the only thing you said that had any validity to it was that you blow. Don't worry Ace when we bring our talents to IWA you can assure yourself the only math me and rymac will have to do is 2>1. You like to talk smack, we like to enjoy ourselves. I have no problem with just chilling and having beer with my friends. I would have never disrespected you if I didn't know you were such a punk. You want to talk smack circus boy? Welcome to the pardy.

Originally Posted by AshleyPunk

Juno: Like you would get far if you, even tried it on with me

D-boy: Juno, let the men talk. I don't know why you think you are all that. I'm still shocked that rymac has taken such a shining to you. Must of had to show him that you can pardy.

**bearkg88** · 01-24-2013, 04:59 PM

Fyi, promos are due in two days...just saying. Im going to do a status check right now...cause i know im missing some

**thejman93** · 01-24-2013, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by bearkg88

Fyi, promos are due in two days...just saying. Im going to do a status check right now...cause i know im missing some

You'll have mine late tomorrow.

**AshleyPunk** · 01-24-2013, 05:04 PM

D-boy: Juno, let the men talk. I don't know why you think you are all that. I'm still shocked that rymac has taken such a shining to you. Must of had to show him that you can pardy.

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Juno: Want to see the inside of the intensive care unit? If you keep talking, i can arrange that in next to no time! Maybe, you are jealous?

**K2Jelly** · 01-24-2013, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by Dennis

D-boy: the only thing you said that had any validity to it was that you blow. Don't worry Ace when we bring our talents to IWA you can assure yourself the only math me and rymac will have to do is 2>1. You like to talk smack, we like to enjoy ourselves. I have no problem with just chilling and having beer with my friends. I would have never disrespected you if I didn't know you were such a punk. You want to talk smack circus boy? Welcome to the pardy.

Ace Note: Enjoying yourself at others people expense is bullshit I'm not going to tolerate, especially when you go around and start picking on women. And in some cases 2 is indeed better in 1 but that's only because once I'm done beating the both of you, you'll find that two ice packs are better than one between you both. I'm not going to be going to any of your stupid ass parties, which by the way, I've yet to see which leads me to believe that this whole schtick of yours is your idea of partying. Ans if you don't like me talking smack, don't give me a reason to. Walk away with this, from a guy who's actually been in the ring and who knows a thing or two about winning matches and making statements, and learn something instead of going on and on about partying. You wanna party? Fine. Just take that shit somewhere else because I won't even have to take a census to know that everyone here doesn't take to kindly to you.