IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[S.E. Zero]

Evil page number is evil xD

[TTC]

The hell? WE'RE ON PAGE 666! 0_0

Good. Good

*Evil laugh.*

[Shaz11]

Mr. Blood: Come to hurt you? Boy the day Black Blooded comes for your dumb ass, you can be damn sure that you won't have enough time to spout there acting like a jackass. And who the fuck would bother paying us for a job any decently intelligent poodle could pull off. I mean hell, we all know you're just keeping that belt warm until Smokey finds a real champ, it's not like you are actually worth a damn.

Mr. Black: Fucking moron

Shaz: And what? This is coming from Mr. Blood. A guy, who not only looks like he's got fingered up the ass several times- but also acts like he's got fingered up the ass several times. And as for you Mr. Black, well- yo mama so fat, the only letters in the alphabet she knows, are KFC! I don't need to waste my time, with wannabe badasses like you. However, I'm craving for booty. Tell Vivica to call me!

[Dennis]

To the bolded: B-Mac of course.

Ace Note: But not classy enough to actually spell the word "party" right.

I figured you meant b-mac I just wondered why you made saps plural.

D-boy: If you don't get the pun you have less intellect than I thought previously, which was * D-boy uses air quotes* so high to begin with.

Brock: I been meaning to tell you this. You suck and go drink some bleach.

D-boy: By bleach do you mean beer? And if so I am going to be drinking plenty just for you buddy!

[Asherdelampyr]

Shaz: And what? This is coming from Mr. Blood. A guy, who not only looks like he's got fingered up the ass several times- but also acts like he's got fingered up the ass several times. And as for you Mr. Black, well- yo mama so fat, the only letters in the alphabet she knows, are KFC! I don't need to waste my time, with wannabe badasses like you. However, I'm craving for booty. Tell Vivica to call me!

OOC: Just realized I need PIP's music, send to me!

[Shaz11]

OOC: Just realized I need PIP's music, send to me!

It's Sean Kingston - Kingston mate.

[K2Jelly]

I figured you meant b-mac I just wondered why you made saps plural.

D-boy: If you don't get the pun you have less intellect than I thought previously, which was * D-boy uses air quotes* so high to begin with.

D-boy: By bleach do you mean beer? And if so I am going to be drinking plenty just for you buddy!

Ace Note:.........*looks at watch* Oh yeah. I have a social life and it doesn't involve you throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks and me entertaining your pitiful efforts of bantering. The last time I want to see you around here is in the ring with me on the other side. See ya, Douche Boy.

[TTC]

I figured you meant b-mac I just wondered why you made saps plural.

D-boy: If you don't get the pun you have less intellect than I thought previously, which was * D-boy uses air quotes* so high to begin with.

D-boy: By bleach do you mean beer? And if so I am going to be drinking plenty just for you buddy!

Brock: No. This bleach dumbass.

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And you can party in hell for all I care.

[Dennis]

Brock: No. This bleach dumbass.

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And you can party in hell for all I care.

D-boy: You steal your entire gimmick from someone who doesn't give a crap about this industry, and your jokes from it's champion... If ace is stale, your decomposing.

[K2Jelly]

KAYFABULOUS

Blog 86: Bear Leavin' The Woods?!

Writer & Editor: Ron Macoonie

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Anyone want to claim that Scott Hall is the most notorious no-shower in wrestling history? Well, my friend, you’d be WROOOOOOOOONG! Admit it, you read that in Lex Luthor’s voice, didn’t you? Anyways, that title would belong to Sebastian Schwiezer, manager of Damaged Goods, who has continued to ignore our phone calls and emails to finalize a date to have a Skype interview with us for our next vlog. Skyler, of course, is rightfully pissed. Trust me, folks, this is NOT part of a storyline and we’ll give you more updates as we…Jesus, all I need is a cowboy hat and I’d sound exactly like Jim Ross. 0_0

Anyways, just a few hours ago, news leaked that Smokey, on-screen IWA GM, known on the internet as “bear”, stupid codename I know , was stepping down as head of creative. With that being said, in one final act, he made a few blockbuster announcements. Number one: No second brand (T_T). Number two: a new midcard title . While none of this news benefits Kayfabulous at all, it’s at least nice to know that things will get veeeeeeeery interesting around here. It’s about time, too. With all these latest acquisitions, *cough* Pardy Boyz *cough*, I thought this place might be going downhill. Oh and speaking of those two jobbahs….
You will not believe some footage that Drek and I got out of Rymac trying to serenade Juno Mercury. Give me a break. I feel falling for myself for falling for such a mess! She didn’t even know the name of our tag team champions and I actually thought about putting her on the show with us! Puh-leeze. Good luck to the both of ya! Anyways, now for that footage:

Rymac: Trust me sweetie, I would treat you just like the beautiful woman you are. Don't get nasty now, I haven't said anything to put you down.

Really? That’s not what this said to me.

Rymac: oh yeah baby, I like when you get rough. You look so sexy when you are about to belt someone.

Rymac: You have that feeling in your gut too? You know it's meant to be just like I do! Awwwww

And how did our lil’ vixen respond?

Juno: Well stop with all the baby this, baby that crap..Stop with the innuendos.. Grow up a little

Ouch. That’s gonna need some salve.

Rymac: Alright, why don't we start again? My names Rymac, what is an incredibly beautiful woman like you doing here, miss ...???

Rymac: That's so rude. Why can't you treat the wonderful lady with some respect? Why do you have to talk about her like an item... Why am I talking to the Champion...

Bleeech. Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss uuuuuuuuuuuuup!

Juno: Flattery, will not get you anywhere

I concur! BTW, if you’re reading this, Juno, don’t take this as kissing up. I’m just rooting for the lesser of two evils.

Well, I think we’re gonna cut this lovefest off now because quite frankly, I can’t stomach this garbage anymore. But anyways, we’re going to move onto more important matters. What does that mean? That means we’re ending the blog now so %#$& you all! Naw, it means %$#@ …YOU…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL! No seriously, we would have had this as a bonus to add to the Damaged Goods vlog but unfortunately, that’s all we have for now. Thanks for tuning in and you can follow us on Twitter @Kayfabulous and check out some backstage pics of us and Ralphus! He was a pretty fun guy but then we wanted to get clean after getting himself dirty in popcorn grease so we let him use the showers. But then we heard screaming…….then silence…….then Brock Edwards walking out…….yep. It happened again.

Until next time,

Ron <3