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Blog 86: Bear Leavin' The Woods?!
Writer & Editor: Ron Macoonie
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Anyone want to claim that Scott Hall is the most notorious no-shower in wrestling history? Well, my friend, you’d be WROOOOOOOOONG! Admit it, you read that in Lex Luthor’s voice, didn’t you?
Anyways, that title would belong to Sebastian Schwiezer, manager of Damaged Goods, who has continued to ignore our phone calls and emails to finalize a date to have a Skype interview with us for our next vlog. Skyler, of course, is rightfully pissed. Trust me, folks, this is NOT part of a storyline and we’ll give you more updates as we…Jesus, all I need is a cowboy hat and I’d sound exactly like Jim Ross. 0_0
Anyways, just a few hours ago, news leaked that Smokey, on-screen IWA GM, known on the internet as “bear”, stupid codename I know
, was stepping down as head of creative. With that being said, in one final act, he made a few blockbuster announcements. Number one: No second brand (T_T). Number two: a new midcard title 
. While none of this news benefits Kayfabulous at all, it’s at least nice to know that things will get veeeeeeeery interesting around here. It’s about time, too. With all these latest acquisitions, *cough* Pardy Boyz *cough*, I thought this place might be going downhill. Oh and speaking of those two jobbahs….
You will not believe some footage that Drek and I got out of Rymac trying to serenade Juno Mercury. Give me a break. I feel falling for myself for falling for such a mess! She didn’t even know the name of our tag team champions and I actually thought about putting her on the show with us! Puh-leeze. Good luck to the both of ya! Anyways, now for that footage:
Really? That’s not what this said to me.
And how did our lil’ vixen respond?
Ouch. That’s gonna need some salve.
Bleeech. Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss uuuuuuuuuuuuup!
I concur! BTW, if you’re reading this, Juno, don’t take this as kissing up. I’m just rooting for the lesser of two evils.
Well, I think we’re gonna cut this lovefest off now because quite frankly, I can’t stomach this garbage anymore. But anyways, we’re going to move onto more important matters. What does that mean? That means we’re ending the blog now so %#$& you all! Naw, it means %$#@ …YOU…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL! No seriously, we would have had this as a bonus to add to the Damaged Goods vlog but unfortunately, that’s all we have for now. Thanks for tuning in and you can follow us on Twitter @Kayfabulous and check out some backstage pics of us and Ralphus! He was a pretty fun guy but then we wanted to get clean after getting himself dirty in popcorn grease so we let him use the showers. But then we heard screaming…….then silence…….then Brock Edwards walking out…….yep. It happened again.
Until next time,
Ron <3
Blog 86: Bear Leavin' The Woods?!
Writer & Editor: Ron Macoonie
-----------------------------------------------------
Anyone want to claim that Scott Hall is the most notorious no-shower in wrestling history? Well, my friend, you’d be WROOOOOOOOONG! Admit it, you read that in Lex Luthor’s voice, didn’t you?
Anyways, that title would belong to Sebastian Schwiezer, manager of Damaged Goods, who has continued to ignore our phone calls and emails to finalize a date to have a Skype interview with us for our next vlog. Skyler, of course, is rightfully pissed. Trust me, folks, this is NOT part of a storyline and we’ll give you more updates as we…Jesus, all I need is a cowboy hat and I’d sound exactly like Jim Ross. 0_0Anyways, just a few hours ago, news leaked that Smokey, on-screen IWA GM, known on the internet as “bear”, stupid codename I know
, was stepping down as head of creative. With that being said, in one final act, he made a few blockbuster announcements. Number one: No second brand (T_T). Number two: a new midcard title . While none of this news benefits Kayfabulous at all, it’s at least nice to know that things will get veeeeeeeery interesting around here. It’s about time, too. With all these latest acquisitions, *cough* Pardy Boyz *cough*, I thought this place might be going downhill. Oh and speaking of those two jobbahs….You will not believe some footage that Drek and I got out of Rymac trying to serenade Juno Mercury. Give me a break.
I feel falling for myself for falling for such a mess! She didn’t even know the name of our tag team champions and I actually thought about putting her on the show with us! Puh-leeze. Good luck to the both of ya! Anyways, now for that footage:Really? That’s not what this said to me.
And how did our lil’ vixen respond?
Ouch. That’s gonna need some salve.
Bleeech. Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss uuuuuuuuuuuuup!
I concur! BTW, if you’re reading this, Juno, don’t take this as kissing up. I’m just rooting for the lesser of two evils.
Well, I think we’re gonna cut this lovefest off now because quite frankly, I can’t stomach this garbage anymore. But anyways, we’re going to move onto more important matters. What does that mean? That means we’re ending the blog now so %#$& you all! Naw, it means %$#@ …YOU…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL! No seriously, we would have had this as a bonus to add to the Damaged Goods vlog but unfortunately, that’s all we have for now. Thanks for tuning in and you can follow us on Twitter @Kayfabulous and check out some backstage pics of us and Ralphus! He was a pretty fun guy but then we wanted to get clean after getting himself dirty in popcorn grease so we let him use the showers. But then we heard screaming…….then silence…….then Brock Edwards walking out…….yep. It happened again.
Until next time,
Ron <3
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