IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[scribbler_jones]

Divine: Divine isn't playing keep away. Divine isn't some 3 year old child playing some silly bullshit game. See Blue, that is your problem. You don't see what you have infront of you. The fans love you, you are getting title shots you don't deserve...but come DFI, Divine will take it all away. Just like

*Divine snaps his fingers*

that, it will all be gone. The glory, the fame, all of it Blue...and there isn't a damn thing you can do to stop Divine either. That's the best part

Sagittarius Blue: "Divine isn't playing keep away." "Divine isn't some 3 year old child playing some silly bullshit game." Both of those statements are are as real as the tooth fairy. We won't even talk about how fucking retarded you sound referring to yourself in the third person all the time. Let's focus on what matters: you, for some unfathomable reason, have a mad-on for me. I've barely been here a few months and you're obsessed with fucking my life up. All you've done is kick a hornet's nest. You hurt someone very close to me, you've been a fucking thorn in my side, and you actually think there will be no consequences for what you've done? *chuckles darkly* Chris... you're more of a fool than I could have ever imagined. The fans? They love me because I'm me. Plain and simple. The opportunities? Why not ask yourself why YOU'RE the one who's not getting shit? And you wanna talk DFI? When it comes around, I will tear you apart. I will grab your arm... and I will take it away. Just... like...

*makes a two-handed breaking motion*

That. So keep on. Keep thinking I'm just some scrawny little loser. Just like Brock did. Remember... I told you, I am going to kick your sorry ass straight to hell. Say hi to Satan for me.

[bearkg88]

Sagittarius Blue: "Divine isn't playing keep away." "Divine isn't some 3 year old child playing some silly bullshit game." Both of those statements are are as real as the tooth fairy. We won't even talk about how fucking retarded you sound referring to yourself in the third person all the time. Let's focus on what matters: you, for some unfathomable reason, have a mad-on for me. I've barely been here a few months and you're obsessed with fucking my life up. All you've done is kick a hornet's nest. You hurt someone very close to me, you've been a fucking thorn in my side, and you actually think there will be no consequences for what you've done? *chuckles darkly* Chris... you're more of a fool than I could have ever imagined. The fans? They love me because I'm me. Plain and simple. The opportunities? Why not ask yourself why YOU'RE the one who's not getting shit? And you wanna talk DFI? When it comes around, I will tear you apart. I will grab your arm... and I will take it away. Just... like...

*makes a two-handed breaking motion*

That. So keep on. Keep thinking I'm just some scrawny little loser. Just like Brock did. Remember... I told you, I am going to kick your sorry ass straight to hell. Say hi to Satan for me.

Divine: Did Divine call you a scrawny little loser? No. Divine has cracked jokes about your hot air balloon size of a girlfriend, and Divine has said some outlandish things about you, but Divine never called you a scrawny little loser. See, DFI draws closer. The days pass away, and Divine is like that little kid leading up to Christmas, crossing the days off, anxiously waiting. Well Saggy, come Destined for Immortality, it's Christmas morning for Divine. You are the present. But instead of unwrapping you, Divine is instead going to get his size 12 boot, and knock it along the back of your skull, and maybe while Divine is at it, Divine will lock you in the crossface and you make you tap out. Yeah...Divine likes that. Show the world the little bitch you are

[scribbler_jones]

Divine: Did Divine call you a scrawny little loser? No. Divine has cracked jokes about your hot air balloon size of a girlfriend, and Divine has said some outlandish things about you, but Divine never called you a scrawny little loser. See, DFI draws closer. The days pass away, and Divine is like that little kid leading up to Christmas, crossing the days off, anxiously waiting. Well Saggy, come Destined for Immortality, it's Christmas morning for Divine. You are the present. But instead of unwrapping you, Divine is instead going to get his size 12 boot, and knock it along the back of your skull, and maybe while Divine is at it, Divine will lock you in the crossface and you make you tap out. Yeah...Divine likes that. Show the world the little bitch you are

Sagittarius Blue: Don't lie to me... or yourself, Chris. You didn't call me a scrawny little loser... but that doesn't mean you don't think I'm a scrawny little loser. I've been around people long enough to know what they tend to think about me. People like you. Say what you really think of me to my face, you testically challenged fuck. Not Pisces. ME. *world starts turning red* *trembles with rage... then calms down* You sad, sniveling, sneaky little man... Talking about DFI being your Christmas. So ready for it. But you don't know if Santa's bringing you a bright, shiny toy fire truck... or a lump of coal that's going to punch your teeth in. Watch yourself, Christine... Destined For Immortality will give you the opportunity you've been dying for. The only problem is... *slowly runs thumb across throat* that's just what you might wind up doing. The crossface versus the Bow of Sagittarius. The Asylum... no, the world... will see which one prevails. And when I leave the ring... AS THE WINNER... I'm taking your arm with me.

[bearkg88]

Sagittarius Blue: Don't lie to me... or yourself, Chris. You didn't call me a scrawny little loser... but that doesn't mean you don't think I'm a scrawny little loser. I've been around people long enough to know what they tend to think about me. People like you. Say what you really think of me to my face, you testically challenged fuck. Not Pisces. ME. *world starts turning red* *trembles with rage... then calms down* You sad, sniveling, sneaky little man... Talking about DFI being your Christmas. So ready for it. But you don't know if Santa's bringing you a bright, shiny toy fire truck... or a lump of coal that's going to punch your teeth in. Watch yourself, Christine... Destined For Immortality will give you the opportunity you've been dying for. The only problem is... *slowly runs thumb across throat* that's just what you might wind up doing. The crossface versus the Bow of Sagittarius. The Asylum... no, the world... will see which one prevails. And when I leave the ring... AS THE WINNER... I'm taking your arm with me.

Divine: Wo wo wo, are you in Chris Divine's head? Do you know what Divine is thinking? Hell nah. And last Divine checked, Divine has his balls, thank you very much. Divine would say they were in your moms mouth last night, but it's a well known fact your mom loves her some southern pie! And cole? Ah hell nah! Divine isn't being brought cole...oh no. Divine is being brought Sagittarius Blue on a silver platting, just waiting to be dropped on his face.

OOC: I'm off bed. We def have to do this once more before DFI, and you also gave me a thought for our final promo

[scribbler_jones]

Divine: Wo wo wo, are you in Chris Divine's head? Do you know what Divine is thinking? Hell nah. And last Divine checked, Divine has his balls, thank you very much. Divine would say they were in your moms mouth last night, but it's a well known fact your mom loves her some southern pie! And cole? Ah hell nah! Divine isn't being brought cole...oh no. Divine is being brought Sagittarius Blue on a silver platting, just waiting to be dropped on his face.

OOC: I'm off bed. We def have to do this once more before DFI, and you also gave me a thought for our final promo

Totally understood man - I gotta turn in too, but this was just too much fun. Catch ya later!

[CricketTragic]

*Chase Blaydes is seen walking past Juno and exchanging pleasentries then starts daydreaming*

Chase: Ahh Juno what a wonderful sweet women if only there wasnt so many great guys here I may have a shot... You know what I am going to ask her to be my girlfriend right now.

*Chase swiftly turns around only to knock into Bradley Boltz*

Boltz: Chase we warned you last time to watch your Fu%@$#@ step

Chase: Im so sorry

Boltz: Yeah well sorry aint cutting it anymore I have had enough of your dumb arse here

Chase: Hey do not call me dumb

Boltz: Or else what?
*Chase punches Boltz damn near knocking the big man of his feet only to cop Brass Knucks across his head*
*Kraouker starts laying into Chase with a flurry of lefts and rights still with his knucks on causing Chase heavy bleeding around the forehead, Kraouker then lifts up Chase for Boltz to have his turn of treating Chase as a Punching bag and then Kraouker throws him on the ground*

*Boltz lifts him up and yells*

Boltz: You werent smart enough to see that coming hey dumbarse

Kraouker: Hey yall I might steal this Bitches Colour code he aint even gonna be needin it ays

*Kraouker tries on Chases Colour Coding*

kraouker: Now this Colour is the NUTZ

[bearkg88]

Also, just throwing this out here guys. After DFI, we have a good amount of feuds set, and during that time, who IC's alot, who attempts to IC, who gets promos in time, who doesn't get a promo in time or doesn't turn one in at all, will affect who we push and who we don't. With having such a big roster, we aren't going to use a character where the user does semi ok promos and never IC's. So just keep that in mind. Hope everyone is having a rocking day! IT's cold as hell up here

[wrestlingfan66513]

Hawk: DFI is an appropriate name for the event because when I bury Smith and lay him to rest in that arena, he will become a permanent fixture there and a reminder about what happens when you mess with your predator. Nothing personal Smith, it's just nature in it's course.

[bearkg88]

Hawk: DFI is an appropriate name for the event because when I bury Smith and lay him to rest in that arena, he will become a permanent fixture there and a reminder about what happens when you mess with your predator. Nothing personal Smith, it's just nature in it's course.

Divine: Ah, how cute, a little bird flapping against the wind. You see, people won't be talking about your match with the "other" Smith, no..they will be talking about Divine's match with Blue. The match that steals the show

[K2Jelly]

Ace Note: I don't know about immortality but if there's one thing for sure that I'm destined for, it's me pinning Domino for the three count.