Originally Posted by AshleyPunk
Mr. Smyth: I am not referring to you as a 'spunk dumpster', as you have so eloquently put it. I'm just saying that you are giving yourself a bit of a repuation around here, and I am more than happy to speculate on that rep. I should imagine that dumpster would be a wrong anaology anyway. I was thinking more of...
Waving a stick in the Albert Hall
Flying a one man aircraft into the grand canyon
Throwing a sausage down a hallway
Shooting hoops with a pea
You get the idea.