IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

**BennyTheBall** · 02-02-2013, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by Torphy

Adonis: See the difference there is that Kyojin asked Malcolm for a favour, and he was happy to oblige! Where you just stuck your damn nose in and went around Malcolm's back. If you'da just been a man and asked my fine ass face to cheek, then maybe Malcolm wouldn't be so 'pissy'. Maybe you feel like takin' on Malcolm now that he's feelin' a lot more like himself, instead of pickin' up the pieces left by Shinin' Light? In fact, Malcolm thinks you need to watch the crucifixion match at DFI, 'cause when you see Shinin' Light's ass hangin' from that cross you gonna realise that Malcolm is far too hot to handle for the likes of your punk ass.

Mr. Smyth: I would take you up on your gracious offer, however after I am done beating Kyojin at Destined for Immortality, I will be the new Endurance champion and while you do have some skills, I just don't think you or any of the other curtain twitchers are quite ready to face off with me for my new championship belt.

I mean I could make an exception in your case but to be honest, you are so pathetic it would be insulting to everything I stand for.

**BennyTheBall** · 02-02-2013, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by bearkg88

Divine: nah the hypocrite is you mr smythers. You go on tooting about being this big businessman but you never get the job done. More importantly, arent businessmen suppose to be succesful...so tell divine, mr burns backwood bitch, where has your success been? And if you try and hold up that trinket of a championship from twe, divine will probably die from laughter

Mr. Smyth: I'm being insulted by a man who is currently in a feud with another guy who weighs probably about as much as an average female. I'm sure you're intimidating and everything, however I may not have enough room in these boots to quake in.

**KJ PUNK** · 02-02-2013, 11:33 AM

My promo will be turned in tonight. we got destroyed last night at work and am too exhausted to finish it. Sorry if it causes any delays.

**TTC** · 02-02-2013, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Dennis

D-boy: I don't pay attention to you ryder, you are no threat to me.

Ryder: You should cause I will be the one winning the battle royal.

**K2Jelly** · 02-02-2013, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by TTC

Ryder: You should cause I will be the one winning the battle royal.

Drek: Why did you do that?

Macoonie: You're going to onyl be attracting his attention you know. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who doesn't want to deal with the Pardy Bratz right now...

Drek: Or anytime.

**TTC** · 02-02-2013, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Drek: Why did you do that?

Macoonie: You're going to onyl be attracting his attention you know. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who doesn't want to deal with the Pardy Bratz right now...

Drek: Or anytime.

Ryder: I just think it's fun to see his stupidity levels rise. I mean one minute you think he can't get any lamer or dumber, but the next he does. Don't you agree?

**K2Jelly** · 02-02-2013, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by TTC

Ryder: I just think it's fun to see his stupidity levels rise. I mean one minute you think he can't get any lamer or dumber, but the next he does. Don't you agree?

Drek: I suppose but sometimes, it's just a real headache, you know?

Macoonie: But it's gotten slightly better since Rymac's been with Juno.

**TTC** · 02-02-2013, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Drek: I suppose but sometimes, it's just a real headache, you know?

Macoonie: But it's gotten slightly better since Rymac's been with Juno.

Ryder: I know I'm going to vote them as couple of the year.

**BennyTheBall** · 02-02-2013, 01:08 PM

I'm annoyed now.

I'm at Mrs. Ben's house. I sit and work on my match for DFI. I'm making decent progress. Then Mrs. Ben's, housmate's boyfriend (let's call him...oh, I don't know...dick!) comes in and spoils my thought process.

Dick wants to talk to me about wrestling and it is amazing to see how his opinion changes every fucking time I offer up an alternative argument about something. He worships The Rock but if I'd have said the words "Yeah, but I don't like The Rock because he is Chinese" then he would have agreed with me.

He also feels the need to show some sort of dominance, and believes he can take me on. He even offered me out in a wrestling match.

I'm desperately trying to ignore him, but there is a distinct chance that I may have to break his thumbs.

/rant

**No_1eddiefan** · 02-02-2013, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

I'm annoyed now.

I'm at Mrs. Ben's house. I sit and work on my match for DFI. I'm making decent progress. Then Mrs. Ben's, housmate's boyfriend (let's call him...oh, I don't know...dick!) comes in and spoils my thought process.

Dick wants to talk to me about wrestling and it is amazing to see how his opinion changes every fucking time I offer up an alternative argument about something. He worships The Rock but if I'd have said the words "Yeah, but I don't like The Rock because he is Chinese" then he would have agreed with me.

He also feels the need to show some sort of dominance, and believes he can take me on. He even offered me out in a wrestling match.

I'm desperately trying to ignore him, but there is a distinct chance that I may have to break his thumbs.

/rant

People like this need a straight hayemaker to the dick.