IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[TTC]

Van: If I was face, I'd kick the living shit out of you right here and now.

Ryder: Well, listen here bro. I don't care if you are face or not, but I seriously want to listen to JB's album, Believe. Now BELIEVE me when I say you need to step down.

[VanHooliganX]

Ryder: Well, listen here bro. I don't care if you are face or not, but I seriously want to listen to JB's album, Believe. Now BELIEVE me when I say you need to step down.

Van: BELIEVE me when I say you have lost your testicles through the power of sound.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ryder: Well, listen here bro. I don't care if you are face or not, but I seriously want to listen to JB's album, Believe. Now BELIEVE me when I say you need to step down.

I need a face character... Hmmmm

Hmmmmmm

Dingo Mac: No. No. No. No Justin beiber here or anywhere. Bad JB. Bad!

Ali Kazam: get out of here, you'll get in trouble... Benny doesn't like it when people who aren't on the roster IC... And bear agreed.

Dingo: but I have to punch Ryder in the face...

[TTC]

Van: BELIEVE me when I say you have lost your testicles through the power of sound.

Ryder: You should Never Say Never, but you will NEVER know the awesomeness of Justin.

[Vandarius]

Van: Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Darius: It is disgusting.

[K2Jelly]

Drek: You got the tickets?

Macoonie: Yep! We even got about $120 left over.

Drek: Well, we should probably give it back to Smyth.

Macoonie: Ooooooooor...

Drek: Or?

Macoonie: We could just keep it too ourselves.

Drek: Or we could pay the creative team to actually book is for a segment. Nah, you're probably right. There was this one thing I've been having my eyes in for a while...

Macoonie: You mean that Applejack plush toy?

Drek: Who told you?!

Macoonie: You did. Just now.

[bearkg88]

Ok so I got a "talking to" at work for not getting all my hours in. Mind you, the guy I work for, is also the guy I do different houses for. Anyways, my time got crunched today, and I now work the next 3 days. I'm going to post the card for DFI. If someone could write up a prediction contest and post it for me, I'd appreciate it! Thanks!


Final Card for Destined for Immortality

IWA World Heavyweight Championship
Maximum Anarchy Match
Shaz(c) vs Jman vs Darius vs KJ Punk vs Rob Rage vs AJ Dixon

IWA World Tag Team Championships
Triple Threat Match
Damaged Goods(c) vs Black Blooded vs Infection(Carlos/VHX)

Endurance Championship
Kyojin(c) vs Mr Smyth

Grudge Match
Chris Divine vs Sagittarius Blue

Crucifixion Match
Shining Light vs Malcolm Adonis

3 Stages of Hell
First Fall-Tables, Second Fall-Last Man Standing, third Fall if needed-Submission
Victor Elric vs Orion Slayde

Ali Kazam vs Oscar Layman

Athena vs Damian Eddings

Vanity Championship
Juno Mercury vs Vivica(c)

Ryan Wells vs Brock Edwards

Ace Note vs Domino

Israel Pamich vs Ivan Draymen

Malcolm Cage vs Dave Steele

Endurance MITB Briefcase On the Line
Jackson Smith(holder) vs Mike Hawk


Preshow Over The Top Battle Royal
Participants in no order:
Kayfabolous
Extremely Lethal
Hollywood Homeboys
Matt Ryder
Chris Diamond
Pardy Boys
Nutz and Boltz
Killa
Jack Phenix
The Vegas Kid

[BennyTheBall]

If it's not done by the time I finish work, I'll do it.

[wrestlingfan66513]

The Hawk Diaries

*Hawk removes the bandages from the right side of Alex's face to unveil the scars and stitches from the attack.

Hawk: Smith, you payed the price with the souls of the innocent, with the blood of another lamb to keep yourself out of harms way. I am done letting you play god with your dirty hands because both me and Alex are victims of management and of you. You cost me my world title and you cost her, her livelihood and no justice could be found for either of us. I was never given a chance to recapture the treasure I worked to get and Alex isn't even in the IWA health care plan because you brought her out here without proper protection Smith.

*Alex starts to wake up and sees Hawk but before she can scream, Hawk covers up her mouth and injects her with sensitives.

Hawk: Hush, hush my little siren, settle in sedatives for now because when DfI comes you can serenade Smith with your requiem as he completes his fall from grace. Smith, your karma will come overdue but when I look at you, I see a man who's conscience constantly runs. Smith I will give you some advice since your soul is burdened. Surrender and you will find serenity, give up your sanity and venture into obscurity because I will make sure you never wrong another soul again.

*Hawk bends over Alex and reapplies her bandages. As he finishes, he gives her a kiss and gets up, putting his bat up.

Hawk: Sleep sweet Alex because the nightmare will end soon and Smith will be brought down.

[Shaz11]

BREAKING NEWS:

It appears that we have another Shaz exclusive. Shaz, was out clubbing last night celebrating his win over KJ Punk- retaining his IWA title. Last night, was also the return of Giddy. Shaz hooked up, with a hot lady- and he was so drunk, that his title was stolen by a little kid also known as Adam Perkins. Shaz woke up today, hungover- as the press were outside his house.

Video footage of the press talking crap like usual

Man 1: Good evening Shaz, last night- your title was stolen and now it is in the possession of a man also called Adam Perkins, please tell us what you are going to do about this issue?

Shaz: Yeah I heard, well. Whoever this Adam Perkins is- tell him to get his fat ass into this house immediately. I'm going to make sure this guy pays for what he has done. Who the FUCK does he think he is? Stealing MY title? Perkins, I hope you're prepared for a stabbing. Fool.

Man 2: Okay, well first of all Shaz. I think you need to calm down, Adam is only a 16 year old boy, who-

Shaz: Calm down? You must be gassing yeah? I have a right to NOT be calm. If I was you, I'd choose to be calm right now because I ain't in a good mood. First of all, that fit bird that I shagged last night fucked off back to Spain. She stole my condoms, and she stole my fuckin' Rolex watch. And now the matter has been made worse, since someone has stolen my bloody title!

Randomer: *whispers to Man 2* Wow, this guy is even worse than Balotelli. However, he does equal ratings. He'd sell-

Shaz hits the randomer

Shaz: And you sell better than Dolph Ziggler- muppet.

It also appears that Shaz has been fined, £5k- for assaulting a reporter, and for using the terms "fuck", "fucked" and "fuckin'". However, he did indeed get his title back. Adam Perkins was seen in town, chilling with his mates- showing the belt around as Shaz was shopping for a new watch. And he saw Adam Perkins...and viciously knocked him out cold. Shaz was arrested for a night, before being released on bail- and being fined another £5k. Many, many local people in London now want Shaz out of the country- and they want him out of IWA. The following words, from a posh women in Shepperd's Bush were acknowledged by the press: "Shaz is a terrible excuse for a champion, all he does is give England, a bad name. I demand he be stripped out of his IWA Championship belt. Wrestling should be banned as a whole- it's fake."

In addition to this, Shaz is now indeed looking for this posh women as he was caught with a baseball hand in his hand, in Shepperd's Bush. We'll have more on this shortly.