IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

**AshleyPunk** · 02-04-2013, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by Shaz11

BREAKING NEWS:

It appears that we have another Shaz exclusive. Shaz, was out clubbing last night celebrating his win over KJ Punk- retaining his IWA title. Last night, was also the return of Giddy. Shaz hooked up, with a hot lady- and he was so drunk, that his title was stolen by a little kid also known as Adam Perkins. Shaz woke up today, hungover- as the press were outside his house.

Video footage of the press talking crap like usual

Man 1: Good evening Shaz, last night- your title was stolen and now it is in the possession of a man also called Adam Perkins, please tell us what you are going to do about this issue?

Shaz: Yeah I heard, well. Whoever this Adam Perkins is- tell him to get his fat ass into this house immediately. I'm going to make sure this guy pays for what he has done. Who the FUCK does he think he is? Stealing MY title? Perkins, I hope you're prepared for a stabbing. Fool.

Man 2: Okay, well first of all Shaz. I think you need to calm down, Adam is only a 16 year old boy, who-

Shaz: Calm down? You must be gassing yeah? I have a right to NOT be calm. If I was you, I'd choose to be calm right now because I ain't in a good mood. First of all, that fit bird that I shagged last night fucked off back to Spain. She stole my condoms, and she stole my fuckin' Rolex watch. And now the matter has been made worse, since someone has stolen my bloody title!

Randomer: *whispers to Man 2* Wow, this guy is even worse than Balotelli. However, he does equal ratings. He'd sell-

Shaz hits the randomer

Shaz: And you sell better than Dolph Ziggler- muppet.

It also appears that Shaz has been fined, £5k- for assaulting a reporter, and for using the terms "fuck", "fucked" and "fuckin'". However, he did indeed get his title back. Adam Perkins was seen in town, chilling with his mates- showing the belt around as Shaz was shopping for a new watch. And he saw Adam Perkins...and viciously knocked him out cold. Shaz was arrested for a night, before being released on bail- and being fined another £5k. Many, many local people in London now want Shaz out of the country- and they want him out of IWA. The following words, from a posh women in Shepperd's Bush were acknowledged by the press: "Shaz is a terrible excuse for a champion, all he does is give England, a bad name. I demand he be stripped out of his IWA Championship belt. Wrestling should be banned as a whole- it's fake."

In addition to this, Shaz is now indeed looking for this posh women as he was caught with a baseball hand in his hand, in Shepperd's Bush. We'll have more on this shortly.

Juno: Awk poor wee Shaz couldn't keep his temper, poor wee lamb

OOC: Fucking awesome man

**K2Jelly** · 02-04-2013, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by AWrestlingGod

Domino: That is where you will fail, in wrestling, that's where you failed in acrobats, that is where you failed in life. I will do anything to get ahead in life, I don't care what other people think of me. But you, you try to take the honest route, and do the right thing and you get stepped on cause of it. This little code you live by, will be the death of you in the IWA.

Ace Note: There you go again. Not knowing truth from your convenient perceptions of reality. You think that because I drop a little excerpt from my life that all of a sudden, that gives you the right to twist it around and mold it into something that suits your agenda? And what's this about codes? Just because I happen to look like a saint in comparison to the trash you are doesn't mean I live by a "code". It's a little something called being a decent human being.

**bearkg88** · 02-04-2013, 05:32 PM

Also throwing this out there for those at the 2 character limit. Bombshells do not count towards that limit. Right now we have vivica, juno mercury, pisces pink, sugar and spice. Shaz dropped TeYanna. So if anyone is thinking of adding a bombshell to their list of characters, now is the time to do it!

**AshleyPunk** · 02-04-2013, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by bearkg88

also throwing this out there for those at the 2 character limit. Bombshells do not count towards that limit. Right now we have vivica, juno mercury, pisces pink, sugar and spice. Shaz dropped teyanna. So if anyone is thinking of adding a bombshell to their list of characters, now is the time to do it!

me!me!me!me!me!me!

**Asherdelampyr** · 02-04-2013, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by bearkg88

Also throwing this out there for those at the 2 character limit. Bombshells do not count towards that limit. Right now we have vivica, juno mercury, pisces pink, sugar and spice. Shaz dropped TeYanna. So if anyone is thinking of adding a bombshell to their list of characters, now is the time to do it!

There's a 2 character limit?
I guess that makes sense. :P

Vivica: It doesn't matter, any whore that tries to fight me will soon realize that being a good girl is Always Better! It's thanks to my Daddy's love and my own ability that I have the gold now, and I am never, ever giving it up! Soon just like daddy and Unca Blood, I will become the champion in 2 different companies! Juno, you can try to stop me, but all your practicing has been laying on your back like the whore you are! I'm gonna show everyone at Destined for Immortality why I am the bestest Girl ever, just like Daddy always says!

**AshleyPunk** · 02-04-2013, 05:43 PM

Last edited by AshleyPunk; 02-04-2013 at 05:48 PM.

**Asherdelampyr** · 02-04-2013, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by AshleyPunk

Juno: Your daddy don't seem to complain when you are on your back! I am no whore, get that into your head little girl

*The Vegas kid walks by, waiting for Vivica to leave he waves over to June*

TVK: Listen to me, Chickadee, that darlin little girl is about a screw loose of her crib, you catch my flow? Girlie like that ain't got but 2 things on that mind. Crazy, and super crazy. might as well keep that breath for when ya gonna need it, cause someone that far gone ain't never gonna hear it.

**bearkg88** · 02-04-2013, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr

There's a 2 character limit?
I guess that makes sense. :P

Vivica: It doesn't matter, any whore that tries to fight me will soon realize that being a good girl is Always Better! It's thanks to my Daddy's love and my own ability that I have the gold now, and I am never, ever giving it up! Soon just like daddy and Unca Blood, I will become the champion in 2 different companies! Juno, you can try to stop me, but all your practicing has been laying on your back like the whore you are! I'm gonna show everyone at Destined for Immortality why I am the bestest Girl ever, just like Daddy always says!

Ya but ur good. The vegas kid is 1, black blooded count as 1, and vivica doesnt count to the limit

haha

**AshleyPunk** · 02-04-2013, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr

*The Vegas kid walks by, waiting for Vivica to leave he waves over to June*

TVK: Listen to me, Chickadee, that darlin little girl is about a screw loose of her crib, you catch my flow? Girlie like that ain't got but 2 things on that mind. Crazy, and super crazy. might as well keep that breath for when ya gonna need it, cause someone that far gone ain't never gonna hear it.

Juno: Hey man, nice to meet you *Juno puts out her hand to TVK* Has she always been fucking insane?