It's okay chief... and by the way: may not wanna let her know you said that about her... Just saying...
I already sent her an email with a screen shot of the evidence. I feel it unfair for her to be spoken of in this way.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.
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