You need to travel to Tokyo, and meet a man called Derrick. This man will then take you to a local dojo, which is the only place you'll be allowed to be at for the next 6 weeks. Then, you need to run to the coast, through a minimum of 4 countries. Then, you need to swim to America, where Kyle will meet you. You will then need to crawl under a barbed wire fence, before arriving in New Jersey. Next, you need to streak during the main event, before being taken to jail. After spending the night, you need to put on a superman suit, and fly to the U.K., where you'll need to be approved by Torphy. Then you need to drive the batmobile to America, where Bear will officially welcome you to IWA, with the job title of "jobber"
All for a cost of $900 *travel, food, and hospitality not included*!
That right there is the worst part.
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