IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[Destruction]

How do I apply to be a part of this?

First of all, you have to pass the initiation:

You need to travel to Tokyo, and meet a man called Derrick. This man will then take you to a local dojo, which is the only place you'll be allowed to be at for the next 6 weeks. Then, you need to run to the coast, through a minimum of 4 countries. Then, you need to swim to America, where Kyle will meet you. You will then need to crawl under a barbed wire fence, before arriving in New Jersey. Next, you need to streak during the main event, before being taken to jail. After spending the night, you need to put on a superman suit, and fly to the U.K., where you'll need to be approved by Torphy. Then you need to drive the batmobile to America, where Bear will officially welcome you to IWA, with the job title of "jobber"

All for a cost of $900 *travel, food, and hospitality not included*!

[BennyTheBall]

How do I apply to be a part of this?

All the info is on the first post in this thread.

[K2Jelly]

I will try and do it tonight

Remember, Jelly wins.

[BennyTheBall]

First of all, you have to pass the initiation:

You need to travel to Tokyo, and meet a man called Derrick. This man will then take you to a local dojo, which is the only place you'll be allowed to be at for the next 6 weeks. Then, you need to run to the coast, through a minimum of 4 countries. Then, you need to swim to America, where Kyle will meet you. You will then need to crawl under a barbed wire fence, before arriving in New Jersey. Next, you need to streak during the main event, before being taken to jail. After spending the night, you need to put on a superman suit, and fly to the U.K., where you'll need to be approved by Torphy. Then you need to drive the batmobile to America, where Bear will officially welcome you to IWA, with the job title of "jobber"

All for a cost of $900 *travel, food, and hospitality not included*!

That right there is the worst part.

[K2Jelly]

That right there is the worst part.

I'll say. TTC lives there.

[BennyTheBall]

I'll say. TTC lives there.

And suddenly, all of life's mysteries become clear.

[K2Jelly]

And suddenly, all of life's mysteries become clear.

Except the mystery of your missing milk apparently.

[TTC]

I'll say. TTC lives there.

Gotta get my tan on!

[K2Jelly]

And by the way....

[K2Jelly]

I stole it.